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At 7/16/11 04:25 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 7/16/11 04:23 PM, saqwert wrote: That's wierd, where's the vodka?

Heard kids are drowning tampons in alcohol and shoving it up their ass, now of days. Could explain a bit.

You know why?
The alcohol will get into the blood stream allot faster, thus you get drunk allot faster.

I agree with you, it's so outdated to do something like that, and it feels fucking cheap.

It's funny how you start by saying you never really cared about measuring your dick, and yet you write such a huge fucking wall of text about your dick.
You expect us to read that?
You think your dick interests us THAT much?

Not a dick, those are wrecking BALLS

At 7/11/11 09:39 AM, PePpEr828 wrote: I'm pretty sure we all go to porn, so I'm not "embarrassed" to ask this. What's your least favorite thing about porn?

-20 minute conversations and you end up skipping good parts.
-Massive cum shot (ruins the beauty of the girl)
-The TV never gets fixed.

Silicone, God DAMNIt i hate silicone, reason i prefer asian porn.

eww

At 7/8/11 01:15 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote: because dolphins

This guy's right
WHY CAN'T I BE A FUCKING DOLPHIN?

I HAVE A MAC, A VERY BIG MAC
NO PUN INTENDED

At 7/7/11 07:25 PM, Xgsniper wrote:

At 7/7/11 06:43 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

At 7/7/11 06:43 PM, Intrigued wrote:

At 7/7/11 06:27 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Roy Earle.... Earle.... EARLE. E!

It all makes sense now.

There he is, GET HIM!

Cole Phelps dies.

The main character died? Jeez that's strange, it's not like rockstar hasn't done that already in a previous game.

Yea, i totally didn't see it coming either! What a suprise!
And it's totally worth it just to finish off the protagonist instead of having a sadisfacting ending to a game!

You fool! Don't you know the bikes are used for making houses with the suburban development fund scam?
Roy is on Monroe's paylist!

Damn, and then she died for nothing.
Really ironic too.

justin bieber threads i dislike the most and all the ''how does someone become gay'' threads start to make me grow suspicious of the ng community.

A certain soup made with them is sooo daaaamn delicious!

At 7/2/11 05:06 PM, f-izzle wrote: Dogs are nothing different than pigs, besides being dumber.
A pig can be just as a loyal pet as a dog.
I'd say there isn't anything wrong with it.

With eating a dog, i mean.

Dogs are nothing different than pigs, besides being dumber.
A pig can be just as a loyal pet as a dog.
I'd say there isn't anything wrong with it.

At 7/1/11 09:26 AM, DJHeat wrote:

At 7/1/11 09:17 AM, full-metal-albatross wrote: you stupid fuck, DERP nightkillas song is a cover of another song. List DERP newgrounds songs that are NOT covers and are originals and then compare DERP with the youtube guys.

Did you listen to the infused one dumbass!
HERES THE ORIGINAL!
HERES HIS ONE!
THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!

Yea, both zombienation remixes are also the same.
Albatross, i reckon you'd listen to both songs without having someones dick stuck in your ears before calling others stupid fucks.

At 7/1/11 09:22 AM, MantisClock wrote: I don-t get the theme of this thread.
OP, can you please explain what-s the purpose?

Look at the title, how can you not see?
HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE?!

Well, you're right about zombie nation
Now why would someone do a thing like this?

Can you show what songs were stolen?
compare one on his channel and one on ng.

In an infinite universe the chances are very small that we are the only planet with life.
Now the question is, will we ever be able to reach them?

At 6/30/11 12:06 AM, logic wrote:

At 6/30/11 12:06 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 6/30/11 12:04 AM, Yert wrote: would have been hotter if she was 10-14 not interested anymore

i think it would have been hotter if she was 5-8 years old.

Both of you guys are sick

But i have to agree with both of you.

I agree, anything older than 6 is unacceptable

this is the magical wonderland where young and old altogether can relax and jack off to ol' fashioned Hentai
quizzes and Meet 'n Fuck games.

Damn right i would.

Isn't Gannon the right way to spell it?
I mean, if i write or type Ganon, i speak it out as Gaanon, or Gaynon.
If you speak the name out as Ganon, it should be written as Gannon
You don't say craped instead of crapped, now do you?

Please correct me if i'm wrong.

At 6/29/11 11:59 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: If your Jesus and you know it clap your hands!

I wonder how many of you got that joke lol

Well, i got that you meant You're, instead of your.

At 6/29/11 02:21 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: nope

nope

Well aren't you a well informed little boy.
Mom's proud, i'm sure.

At 6/8/11 10:53 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Only in the Netherlands.

Yea the dutch are fucking crazy.

At 6/4/11 09:56 AM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 6/4/11 09:49 AM, zooos wrote: What better way to get people to not do something then using propaganda.

This. I hope your name ain't on that, cause people'll think you're a complete tool.

Hitler was a Christian... You don't want to be liek Hitler, do you?

I'm pretty damn sure hitler was an athiest, and stalin was too.

At 8/11/10 03:20 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 8/11/10 03:11 PM, schumaccercat wrote: predator, arnie stabs some guy with his knife and effectively nails him to a post and says: 'Stick around'

No you fucking cumlicker, Arnie walks into a building and the guard spins around and is ike WUH and Arnie throws a knife from across the room which pins him to the wall and then he says "STICK AROUND" and kinda smiles a little. Fuck.

...That's exactly what the other guy said, but in less detail.
What the fuck's your point?