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How ingenius....

At 10/1/10 12:43 AM, ihatesonic1 wrote: How can you not notice I was being sarcastic

Fucking party pooper...

It's used after every sentence nowadays...
it's kind of retarded and totally removes the meaning of it.
I tend not to use it.

I bet girls are gonna find it next to all the other dildos.
I mean, 'the fuck else they gonna use that thing for?

You know, i saw this south park episode the other day...

At 9/26/10 12:10 PM, hitman1993 wrote: You should NOT jack off 8 times a day! I learned that the hard way.

Tell us more about it.

...What the fuck are you talking about?

I...
When i was a 12 year old kid, i thought that kind of talk was cool...
Oh man, oh god oh man OH GOD!
That's pretty sad, huh?

At 9/23/10 07:23 PM, Minerals wrote: yeah so I was just sitting in my room playing my xbox and my bro's friend Jerry came into my house and smashed my xbox and ran off I chased him down the street but I didn't have shoes on, so I ran back into the house and called the guy and he didn't answer, he also broke the window for my door to get in to the house. I considered calling the cops but i've known him for a while, so im considering doing the same to him, any ideas on how to get into his house un-noticed while people are home !!

.....Kick his ass while he least suspects it, break his console, and kick his ass a little more.
Really, is it that hard?
Why the fuck did he break your console anyway?

At 9/22/10 10:31 PM, klik wrote: backdoor sluts 9!

BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!

U CRAZY?

Disaster movie
Superhero wasn't as bad as disaster movie.

I got 150, it's not a reliable source of iq, but still fun.

I don't mean to sound offensive but the internet was made for males. The internet is like a shelter when you had a bad day, so we men like to go here and drink away our problems (by posting). Back in pre 2000 we could do that in bars, but now things have changed.

Real men go to bars, nerds go to forums :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cXBeVL9l ZE

At 8/3/10 08:37 PM, Boredy-Mcbored wrote: I don't do anything really weird really. I suck my thumb. But I'm trying to stop because I want these braces off as soon as possible.

Okay MAYBE that's weird for a 16 year old but who cares...?

DUDE, that's fuckin' weird..

Funny how the guy has built up the ego to flirt with Kim Kardashian...
Only works with 12 year old girls...

Let's celebrate with tea 'n crumpets!

I watched inception not very long ago...

Oooh yeaaa!
I can relate <3

The stereotypical looks fat, is fascist and think America is the best country in the world.
Also, American real-life shows also make Americans look really stupid.
But in real-life i believe the average American isn't fat, just fascist and stupid.
What do americans think of the Dutch community?

At 9/7/10 03:25 AM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 9/7/10 03:05 AM, maspa wrote:

Someone sounds jelly.

Someone sounds 4chan.

The guy is right, you don't have to act like an upright jackass while op posted something interesting...

At 9/7/10 02:53 AM, maspa wrote: His dad was the only one to thank me, his mom was too pissed. She spanked him and yelled a lot about him going in the pool without asking her and especially not wearing the waterwings. She was mad as hell. that night his wife came out there and yelled at him for not watching the kid. She was still pissed. It kept building, and eventually she ripped his shirt right off of him. That last bit was just a little detail for fun. How about you, NG?

GOOD FOR YEEEWWWW ;D

But seriously, well done mate.
That child's mother is a bitch by the way, spanking the child, telling him how he did wrong, how her husband did wrong, and not thinking it was partially her fault too.
But she spanked him because she cares for her child, even how strange that may sound :3
And she ripped her husbands shirt off?!

At 9/3/10 01:09 PM, Ptero wrote: 3. You're a pussy who can't stand up for himself.

Can't stand up for himself??
He beat up his friend...

People, read his post, it's ironic :p

Leo is a meme, not that shitty drawing...

At 9/6/10 09:45 AM, HeadbangingLegend wrote: Luckily I don't live in America so I don't have crappy shows like that invading my television.

You lucky fuck.
We have mtv here in holland, including crap real-life shows such as The Hills and Jersey Shore.
But damn, that chick from the hills is fucking hot <3

I woudn't know, i'm a newbie here :3
I kind of expect people to toss the question back to you...
''YOU ARE, LOL!''

THERE IS NO GOOD PICKUP LINE.
DON'T EVER.

At 8/31/10 12:47 PM, Sonvra wrote: What do you think? Discuss about it.
I think the most unpopular person in newgrounds is J. Bieber.

You start a thread about who you think is the most unpopular person on newgrounds, and didn't fucking expect these dumb motherfuckers would pick on you?
Man, you're a dipshit.

I hate the fact that there are actual people with talent, but then this douche bag gets famous... Just because of his looks. I can easily find people that sing allot fucking better.
You know why he is famous?
South park said it, so i'll say it again
Some girls are fucking stupid, FUCK i hate those kind of girls.
If you really think that kid can sing, then you are fucking stupid.
The kid has some talent, but what the fuck, he isn't a good singer.
I don't really hate jb, everyone would've done the same as him, and the kid isn't really smart.

The haters give him allot of attention too... Fuck. You guys, we shoudn't even acknowledge him.