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At 10/17/10 01:13 AM, High-Dark wrote: try Max Payne

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

I thought it kind of sucked.
I think it's funny people actually believed he was a pedophile...

For the love of god, someone lock this thread...
Do something righteous for a change...

At 10/11/10 09:53 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Hey guys, there's this girl I like, and I'm gonna ask her out soon... So I need some pickup lines. Any good ones you know of?

Dude, pickup lines don't work.

At 10/11/10 11:43 AM, Oolaph wrote: Oh dear.

Would've done just that.
I mean, i don't think it's funny, but dude...
Newgrounds, dude.

At 10/10/10 03:35 PM, wizardofthehood wrote: how about no one gives a fuck and you suck?

Don't be such a dick, Dick.

Sir gangster?
He's a fucking pimp, Can't you see?
CAN'T YOU SEE?!

At 10/7/10 05:30 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Before you start flammin, yes, I'm a teenager myself. A self absorbed horn dog who wants a respectable girl. Anywho...

Lately I've been getting just hammered with all these people telling me about how their lives suck. Daily... Face to face, on the phone, facebook.. you name it; I've heard it.

I don't see how people really and trully beilive that their lives are so horrible and blah drama blah. Now, i generally try to avoid shallow ass hats like these, but my highschool's population is a 1-300 ratio of people like that.

out of 1200 people

I've just lost the gene to feel pity for these people somewhere along the line of my family tree, and i'm glad for that.

Any of you guys have this problem with people who just complain 24/7?

conversation for teh proofz of these bigots...

/rant

Haha, you want a girl, but when you start talking to one who ''needs a hug'', you start flaming on her...
You're fucking up your chances...
I agree with you that teenagers are whiny little bitches, but you act like an asshole to them too, atleast to her.

You better just live with them, instead of pissing on them.

She can sing.
Don't like her music though..
And i don't her looks, and what she wears.
Nothing special though, too mainstream.

If you ask someone who is around 40 about her, they will probably refer to Madonna.

Christian person on theory of revolution
''Tell me this, if we all used to be monkeys, why aren't babies born that way?''

At 10/8/10 05:30 PM, elcriz000 wrote: so during a convosation on msn, she just exclaims " once, i made out with this girl and she felt me up"
what do i reply with?

hawt

Damn, that's hot.
Atleast, if both girls were hot.

Totally uncalled for, the 3D i mean.
But I think the 3D in the title is more saying: A vastly different, newer and cooler jackass than before!

At 10/6/10 01:17 AM, Silentkat wrote: I can't find it.

Probably on Redtube.

Not Youtube.

nonono, it was censored and not porn
The music was really kind of the same like with the video i linked.
And i'd rather have a censored version.

I once saw a very strange video on youtube what contained some gay pornography wrestle scenes montaged but then censored with baby head and with a very strange music in the background, as if it were songs mashed together. It was all japanese crazy-like.
It got removed though... And i forgot the name...
I hardly think anyone will recognize a video with the description, but it's worth a shot.

Oh, and it contained the same characters like the 2 gay guys in this video, exactly those 2.

At 10/5/10 05:38 AM, DemonicDuo wrote: Watch it for sure. One of the best in this year in my opinion

Fuck yea, i'm in my scuba diving outfit right now!

If she was acting all ghetto, and said it because of that and not because she was black...
Then it wasn't racist.

I fucking hate the fact that some people don't know when something's racial or racist.

At 10/4/10 10:16 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: The kids will look fucking atrocious.

Agreed.

Fuck i hated paranormal activity.
It was the most boring movie i ever gazed upon.
So lame...

And yea, it was very spot on.
Liked that thing about that the only new thing in here was a fucking dog.

At 10/3/10 03:05 AM, GypsyMagic wrote: It's a legitimately alright series. I can understand disliking the fucking retarded fans, but really.

Explain to me?

Team Edward.

I dislike twilight, but...
:Team Edward all da way <3 <3

At 10/2/10 11:23 PM, C12claws wrote: So I have a goldfish I got a few years back. He's never had a problem before, but I turned around to get a drink and I see this long, brown string floating around in his tank. I go to take a look and I see this gross piece of crap. Will my fish be ok, or will I be paying $5 for a new fish soon?

Time will tell.

At 10/1/10 12:41 PM, CashClock wrote:

At 10/1/10 12:39 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: pictures?

I lol'd.

This reminds me of when my balls get itchy...Only 100x worse.

Doesn't happen that often though...And no I don't have Herpes. Or Crabs.

...You have breasts that itch too?

At 10/1/10 01:22 AM, TechnoGoomba wrote:

At 10/1/10 01:18 AM, EclecticEnnui wrote: You made a flaw. Smirnoff Ice is awesome.

What.

...People actually read that exaggerated bullshit?
Damn...

...Bullshit
I don't believe that's real.

At 9/30/10 08:28 PM, Zeromus wrote: Just look at what they are so execited to do once the power goes back on :D

Note power has been out for a whole 20 mins!

I think it's funny that they use a capital LOL afterwards.
I don't take that shit seriously.

At 9/30/10 06:18 PM, Holonboy wrote: My friend told me he was going to be in a fight. I told him to stay away from the fight because violence is bad. He called me stupid.

What do you think of violence?

Kind of fun, until you lose a tooth.

At 8/30/10 04:28 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Only on xbox.

I'd do it.
I'd just send pictures i find on the internet.
Hmmm, maybe not, even though 1600 ms points is pretty tempting.

At 9/30/10 07:52 PM, paradigmvulpes wrote: my dads already dead

Who says necrophilia is out of question?

Talking about natural redheads, Emma Stone is fucking hot.