*takes your virginity*

It's mine now...

On or near your nightstand, there's five bucks and whatever change that I pulled out of my pocket with that crinkled fiver I threw as I left. Go buy yourself something pretty or maybe some therapy.

Might want to wash that curtain too. Wiped your shit on it before I put my pants back on.

Hey altr! Just for fun, unlock this thread and post in it!

see you in denver muddaphuka :D

Remember that thing that happened ages ago that no one remembers? HAHAHAHA good times!!

Hey altr, should we for real mod you?

At 9/17/09 10:47 PM, altr wrote:

At 9/17/09 10:37 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Wait a minute...

You insinuating that Ron couldn't hold his booze while suggesting that Jonas is gay?

Ask me that, liver to liver. The loser gets to ungay jonas (I don't lose).

I'm not calling you a liar on either case. I was just asking for clarifagtion.

I suspect we'll be draining the bottle of Bourbon that I'm bringing?

At 9/17/09 10:27 PM, altr wrote: Boulder is NW go there god damn it. You're the worse straight edged mod since bigbadron threw up tuna fish in his first and only beer battle.

I will not be responsible for your gay. Oh and this thread. Fuck.

Wait a minute...

You insinuating that Ron couldn't hold his booze while suggesting that Jonas is gay?

Go troll somewhere else.

I don't take requests. Here's thirty days.

GTFO while you STFU.

At 9/17/09 09:27 PM, elementell wrote:

At 9/17/09 09:27 PM, lilcheeselad wrote:

At 9/17/09 09:26 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Suck my dick little cheese whatever.

Gladly.

Wait, my birthday was a month ago. Dammit.

Can we make it a double?

Oops, here's a ban for both of you. Have a nice day!

Suck my dick little cheese whatever.

*bans trolls*

Suck my dick blakemo.

Oh by the way. In response to your question, there are piles of cunts on this website that just can't wait to point out what you are doing wrong and treat you like shit for it. In the future just ignore them, they'll be banned before long for backseat modding and being wretched twats. Both of the aforementioned are against the rules.

Welcome to NG dude. Read the rules and enjoy yourself.

Rest In Pieces, maricon.

At 9/14/09 08:15 PM, xWilson wrote: To Late.http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /1104678

Roger that.

Rest In Pieces, maricon.

I'm glad your dad went balls deep when he blew his load instead of pulling out and spraying across your mom's sweater kittens or all up in her grill.

At 9/14/09 01:23 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: The reverse of that statement is true as well.

Good point.

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STAR DATE: 4758953984570985

Do not ever put pennies into your mouth because they taste like assholes.

At 9/14/09 01:24 AM, Zack wrote: this topic is now about the taste of pussy.

OMNOMNOM

They say that assholes taste like pennies...

At 9/14/09 01:09 AM, Deadchick wrote:

At 9/14/09 01:06 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

At 9/14/09 01:04 AM, Deadchick wrote: Happy birthday Zack, you beefcake you ;3

I heard your pussy tastes like candy...

lol wut? Now where did you hear that?

I dunno, here and there I guess.

What I do know for certain is that I like candy. I also love pussy.

Apparently you have both...

mmmm

At 9/14/09 01:04 AM, Deadchick wrote: Happy birthday Zack, you beefcake you ;3

I heard your pussy tastes like candy...

Happy Birthday dude.

At 9/13/09 11:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/13/09 11:01 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Lyrically I'm supposed to represent. I'm not only a client, I'm the banning president.

BTW, Poozy can ban OTHER mods. It's true. I won't name names, but that's what REALLY happened to the mods that rarely post anymore.

WTF BRO!?!

That shit wasn't supposed to leave /9!!

Lyrically I'm supposed to represent. I'm not only a client, I'm the banning president.

At 9/13/09 10:16 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: I thought that Micheal Jackson was also Janet Jackson, is Janet Jackson also Wade?

Not until someone shops a flavor saving cunt tickler around her pie hole.

After that she is Wade incarnate, of course.

At 9/13/09 09:42 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I think i found a loophole?! So you're saying even micheal jackson is Wade?It may nopt be a full goatee but it's a goatee nonetheless

Have you ever seen MJ and Wade in the same room?

NO?!? of course not

Same person...

I still speak to most of the people that I spoke with before I was modded.

In fact I spoke with you specifically many times before I was modded, when you were tracing Supras and posting it as your original work and I continue to speak to you to this day.

At 9/13/09 09:01 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: Even Gordon Freeman?
Or does the universe implode from the sum of their awesome?

Does he regularly wear a goatee while having pictures of himself on the internet?