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31.

Expressionless

Topic: Digg 3rd Grade Transformers!

Posted: 10/20/09 04:43 PM

Forum: General

Just digg it you cunts, quit fucking around. Jesus Christ what does it take to get bored bitches on the internet to appreciate content provided for fucking free?

When asked to digg, just digg. Don't back talk or sass, no one thinks you're funny or clever.

Just fucking digg it...


32.

Expressionless

Topic: Your username...

Posted: 10/20/09 04:35 PM

Forum: General


33.

None

Topic: Why I Hated You All, And Trolled.

Posted: 10/20/09 11:14 AM

Forum: General

atta boy jezuz


34.

Expressionless

Topic: Study Ball: The Gadget for students

Posted: 10/19/09 04:37 PM

Forum: General

$115 US.......

I can take my belt off for free.

It's pretty gimmicky too imo.
I'm sure that the people that buy this are the parents of bored, privileged, Caucasian children.


35.

Resigned

Topic: Paranormal Activity: Fail

Posted: 10/19/09 03:40 PM

Forum: General

At 10/19/09 02:53 PM, Jamoke wrote: Could anyone possibly elaborate more? Like just how predictable it was and give examples? This movie got my curiosity peeked for just a split second, but I don't have high hopes for it. Especially not after that hokey "go online and demand this movie" hype campaign they broke out for this one. I just want to know for certain if I should skip it outright or at least go see it for free, because I'm sure I don't want to pay for it regardless. I don't care about spoilers.

Go get your girl and go watch that movie. If you hate it I'll put $16 bucks in your paypal.

You know how lil nerdy cunts get all uppity about shit when it becomes popular and then hate and rage on it whilst they're on the internet? Yeah....

This movie has my stamp of approval. Shit was crazy.


36.

None

Topic: Six years without a acc

Posted: 10/19/09 01:47 PM

Forum: General

Congratulations. Go read the rules before posting again.


37.

Expressionless

Topic: Is there a way to search members of

Posted: 10/18/09 10:14 PM

Forum: General

Why would you want to do that?


38.

None

Topic: Bitey Plushie!!

Posted: 10/18/09 04:42 PM

Forum: General

Awesome as usual Chax. *high five*


39.

Elated

Topic: Happy Birthday, Tailsprower!

Posted: 10/18/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

I congratulate you for being able to survive multiple attempts on your gestation with a coat hanger.

also, suck my dick

40.

Winking

Topic: Eating a girl out/getting eaten out

Posted: 10/17/09 10:03 PM

Forum: General

It's like pushing your face into a warm pile of roast beef that gets wetter the more you have at it. The better you are at it the more vigorously the pile of squirming roast beef pushes back into your face as it cums and grinds its hips. Once you get it holding its breath, moaning and clawing at its pillow/your head/the bed/the headboard and it arches its back and your face gets wetter then you now are done cooking dinner and it is time to shuck that bearded clam with your meat sword and enjoy its fleshy inner folds.


41.

Elated

Topic: My life is Fucked.

Posted: 10/17/09 09:36 PM

Forum: General

At 10/17/09 09:30 PM, kiljoy96 wrote:
At 10/17/09 09:28 PM, LngTankerforjoo wrote: (a bitch post that should be in my blog, but I dare the mods to stop me!)
Oh son, you really shouldn't have done that.

inorite

lol


42.

None

Topic: My mom won't buy me NG shit

Posted: 10/17/09 05:59 PM

Forum: General

OP requested lock.


43.

Expressionless

Topic: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips

Posted: 10/17/09 03:38 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 10/17/09 03:21 PM, waynerz99 wrote:
At 10/17/09 03:15 PM, Hacsev wrote: PrettyMuchBryce says all the medals are working now!
I better go and try it out!
Beat the last boss, saw ending, no medal pop-up, no medal given. Not going to bother deleting my sol and then trying.

You have no right to bitch or complain about anything whatsoever.

Go vent your nerd rage on your skinny cunt sticker while screaming at yourself in the mirror.

This thread isn't for bitching or complaining. Especially from free loaders.


44.

Elated

Topic: Look what I found

Posted: 10/17/09 03:22 PM

Forum: General

We dumped NG stickers ALL OVER Montreal the last time I was there. There's a good chance that it's one of those.


45.

Expressionless

Topic: New Club: Boring To Awesome!

Posted: 10/17/09 03:41 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Go whore your stupid bullshit somewhere else on the internet.


46.

Expressionless

Topic: How're your tits doin'?

Posted: 10/16/09 09:59 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 09:53 PM, Carmilla wrote: My boobies are doing great. Or wait, am I off subject?

That would be a proper response if a dude is expected not to flinch when asked about the status of his piss pump in a nonchalant fashion. I applaud you. You're a maverick of your sex and an obliterater of taboo.


47.

Winking

Topic: How're your tits doin'?

Posted: 10/16/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

I say that we make a code phrase. A phrase who's meaning is never exposed to the fairer sex.

Perhaps, "God damn me, those kittens could use a good numming!" Discreet like, you know?

How're your tits doin'?


48.

None

Topic: Extreme flooding in Atlanta

Posted: 10/16/09 08:07 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 08:02 PM, MindChamber wrote:
At 10/16/09 05:29 PM, Stupor wrote: A certain private high school in that area had some tragic events regarding their football field...
i would totally grab some rc boats and have a picnic :D

I've always wanted an awesome R/C boat. One that hauls fuckin' ass and has a long range...


49.

Elated

Topic: How're your tits doin'?

Posted: 10/16/09 07:25 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 07:14 PM, mamatequila wrote: Why ask when you can find out yourself? Haven't you ever seen chicks hug when they see each other? It's an assessment.

Just look at those poor little things... I wish I was there to console them in their hour of need.


50.

Elated

Topic: I see a paradox

Posted: 10/16/09 07:21 PM

Forum: General

What I see is a reminder that I forgot to ban you for backseat modding in that other thread.

Thanks lil dude.

and by dude i mean shit head

51.

None

Topic: Poll Tiem! (1)

Posted: 10/16/09 07:14 PM

Forum: General

No poll threads.


52.

Elated

Topic: How're your tits doin'?

Posted: 10/16/09 06:56 PM

Forum: General

How about "Feelin' fresh?" You know like in that cunt washing douche commercial where the daughter asks the mom is she sometimes doesn't feel so fresh, down there...


53.

Expressionless

Topic: How're your tits doin'?

Posted: 10/16/09 06:28 PM

Forum: General

I asked a chick that question earlier and got one of those filthy fuckin' looks that would've killed me if it could, as she crossed her arms across her ample sweater kittens in a defensive fashion and SCCCOOFFFFFFF'D. The bitch. Actually. Scoffed....

I ask myself and you, WTF?

Why is it alright to ask me "How's it hangin'?" That question refers to the state of a dude's bitch splitter and whether or not it's hanging to the left or to the right. The natural response that I give with no offense taken whatsoever is "Half mast and to the left/right".

Is there an appropriate and accepted female version of "How's it Hanging?". If there isn't, there should be and we can use this thread to explore that terrain and right this injustice.

How're your tits doin'?


54.

Expressionless

Topic: Does this mean ur gay

Posted: 10/16/09 01:56 PM

Forum: General

Yes, of course it does.

Also, you can't unsuck a dick. Heads up in case your momma never toldya.


55.

Expressionless

Topic: Forum #16?

Posted: 10/16/09 01:53 PM

Forum: General

None of your business.


56.

Winking

Topic: i need help

Posted: 10/15/09 09:26 PM

Forum: General

"Get the fuck off the internet if you're really in need and seek professional attention."

That's what I would say if I wasn't positive that you were just a bored cunt in need of a swift kick in the pants. So now that we're past that pleasantry I'll say, get your skates, put 'em on, pick up speed as you skate around in a circle, when you reach ludicrous speeds, crash right into the AIDS tree and stfu.

Thank you come again.


57.

Expressionless

Topic: were-is-my-bagle

Posted: 10/15/09 09:20 PM

Forum: General

Did you check in your ass. I've heard fairies like you like smuggling bagles in your shit shooters.

Also, *where.


58.

Expressionless

Topic: is it true that

Posted: 10/15/09 08:59 PM

Forum: General

The twats in this thread claiming to have access to the chat are full of shit. It's much more exclusive than that. We don't need you guys cunting that shit up too, for Christ's sake. Jesus....


59.

Elated

Topic: Brackenwood news!

Posted: 10/15/09 06:00 PM

Forum: General

The mindless, insta-disdain that some people display when it comes to things popular, such as Bitey/Admin/Mods/Celebrities is very funny to me. I believe it stems from a deep seated indoctrination of haterocity. lmao. I say more power to Adam and to the people coming up behind him.

Adam is is good at what he does and works for friggin' Disney, for Christ's sake. We're lucky he submits here (NG flash portal affords him a gazillion views) but still...

Can't wait to see his new installment.


60.

Expressionless

Topic: Hirered sex slave sues boss (SFW)

Posted: 10/15/09 01:12 AM

Forum: General

Degreeing women is a terrible thing.


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