Asaguare - Tibetan Rhapsody

FBI's a friend of mine, he will do it anytime.
For a nickel or a dime.
Fifteen cents for overtime!

There is going to be a London meetup around labor day.

Frenetic Undying Love for Penis jokes

I'm 30 years old and married with a son. I don't feel I'm "too old" for NG.
I do occasionally feel that I'm drowning in the stupidity of fucking punks while I'm lurking.
But for the most part I just keep to myself, B/P the portal and have conversations on userpages.

I believe that their is plenty of stuff for both the people that have been around for years and are getting older and stuff for stupid fucking punks.

God bless NG.

now stfu and click on some ads

At 4/6/08 09:18 PM, poxpower wrote: working on page...
like half done

Take your time Pox. Alot of people are waiting for that site, don't half ass it.

I want the lolz to be of the side splitting variety.
I want the hilarity of it all to drive people stark raving mad.
In short, I want the stench of its epic awesomeness to blot out the mother fucking sun.

I smoke like a chimney and I hate it.

At 4/5/08 12:03 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 4/5/08 12:00 PM, whatty wrote: A mod would be able to lock it polux. No need for an Admin.

When a thread reaches a certain amount of posts or is too old, Moderators can't lock it anymore. I'm pretty sure that thread is either too old or have too many posts in it for a Moderator to lock it.

Mods can't administrate a thread that is older that 30 days. :P

EyeLovePoozy=A real stupid and ridiculous way of saying I Love Pussy=A really retarded username.

Why Ross of course.

At 4/4/08 08:33 AM, Bullion wrote: damnit, they're not dying because he's clapping, he claps every three seconds to mimic the rate of death.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

douche

They're that color for the same reason black coffee turns caramel colored when you pour cream into it.

At 4/3/08 07:13 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 4/3/08 07:06 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Nah, you're way off base man.
I left the condom up YOUR ass right before I woke you up before you got dick faced.

Can I blame you?
I mean, look how cute I am when I'm asleep :3

You know, I'm almost positive I was the one that tool that picture.

At 4/3/08 06:54 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 4/3/08 06:42 PM, FBIpolux wrote: You wanna do it in my butt... in my butt?

I'd rather not, I'm afraid poozy left a condom up there...

what what?

Nah, you're way off base man.
I left the condom up YOUR ass right before I woke you up before you got dick faced.

At 4/3/08 06:36 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote:

At 4/3/08 06:27 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote: I said what what..

...in the butt :)

fucker....

You beat me to it.

At 4/3/08 10:08 AM, Scarab wrote: That's just stupid, a prime example of how companies have far too much power. Without any Marxist talk though, it's stupid on another level. Apples are green, hence one of the reasons why it's been used, and New York City is The Big Apple, so another reference there. Filing a complaint on it just makes Apple look evil.

Calm down there buddy. It's a ridiculous lawsuit for sure and it will never ever succeed.

But as the people from Apple know this just as well as we do being they're not stupid or retards.
This is just a publicity stunt. Now all over the world everyone is reminded of Apple computer because of all the free advertising they'll get from newspapers blogs and television.

PURE GENIUS.

Congrats Swain. Couldn't of happened to a better guy.

I've been a fan of your work for quite a while now.
Keep up the good work, cause now more people will be watching you.

Here's one forya Murad.

At 4/2/08 11:24 AM, BrooklynBrett wrote:
Imagine if you wore a hat that berated you every day in a funny accent. That's Canada. America's noisy french hat.

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm writing that one down. Canada is America's noisy French hat. lol

IMO projector is the way to go man.
My TV screen is the size of my living room wall.
Couple that with surround sound and that's a win any way you look at it.

At 4/2/08 10:41 AM, Zerok wrote:
Nope. Montreal meet was fantastic: see my blog for a near full account of the massive amount of stuff we did. You're just sore because they were shooting down this idea: which is also silly (of them). There were drinks in Montreal, yes, and if I go to this ECM then I shall be partaking in drinks whether you minors like it or not.

I don't think so. The only reason I and FBI are predicting failure is because the vast majority of the people saying they will attend are under 18 and the rest are under 21. That fact mixed with the glaring fact that this thread has reached 7 pages without even a destination for the meet-up probably means failure.

Don't get me wrong guys. I'd love for you fucks to prove me wrong but I'm just stating the highly probable is all.

Also, if you unorganized twats decide on NY. I most likely will be visiting my folks in Brooklyn at the time and wouldn't mind popping in and sharing some good times with you guys in the city. I'm sure between Bret and I we could navigate a group around the bowels of the city with relative ease.

If I go first person I buy a drink for is BrooklynBret. I'll buy it for him as thanks for his hilarious letter to the French embassy and other hysterical shenanigans you can find linked on his userpage.

Oh man. HAHAHA.

This one is going to fail even harder then the other east coast one. At least twice as hard. lol

Good luck though. XD

At 4/2/08 07:08 AM, TropicalParadise wrote:
That sounds like a good idea. Jonas is a dirty slut who probably won't post them for quite a few more weeks.

Well Jonas is quite the dirty, saucy mouthed slut.

Click here to play Pico 2.

LOL.

This is much more like it.

HAHA this just keeps getting better.

"click here to play Pico 2"

I retract my previous comment of "BOOOOOOOO" Tom.

Thank you.

Oh you dirty bastard.

Looks like Tom forgot about his search bar. haha

At 4/1/08 12:41 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I didn't think it deserved a thread, oh well, I spotted it first. Anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the dungeon.

Gear up fruitcake. I'll meet you there in ten minutes.

BOOOOOOOOO

At 3/31/08 03:12 PM, SNIPER wrote:
I never check my userpage for new comments because I'm a lazy spic.

Yeah I noticed that SNIPER.
Damn shame too. It makes me sad because I put some effort into that comment. :[