Quit being a fucking pussy. If you want it to stop bleeding right the hell now, go get the crazy glue.

A thin bead placed along the cut while you then squeeze it shut will stop it instantly. It will also sting like a bastard but then again, pain is weakness leaving the body.

Last chance guys...

Don't fuck it up.

Looks like a white Luis.

taco taco arriba ay ay ay canta y no llores

At 10/29/09 12:12 PM, altr wrote: Oh no it's the Japanese!

They're probably after his teletubbies...

Suck my dick Crazycarp.

poopdeck

Where the fuck is Pox when you need him....

I will frolic in the aftermath stench created by your lactose intolerant ass as you consume 30% of my egg salad sammich. Eat away Nazi sympathizer, eat away....

What are all these fucking Rucklos doing in my locked thread?

What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?

At 10/28/09 06:55 PM, therealanimator wrote: oral sex..you can't beat a woman sucking yo dick..

You're mistaken. Getting your beef curtain dust buster sucked is unbelievably awesome, especially when you get it from a girl who knows her way around a cock. But I disagree with you 100%.

Making her quake, scream in her native tongue and claw at your head, back, neck, arms, headboard, pillows and mattress is much better.

Why you ask? Because when you're ready to cum and actually bust your nut inside of her, 7/10 times feeling you cum and grunt while you plow her makes her cum again and that means that her cunt is snatching at your cock, fluttering and grabbing it. While her back is arched and she thinks of nothing else, at all, except you having at her, her orgasm and you cumming.

All because you made it your duty to please that booty....

Making her cum. Over and over again. That's the best part in my opinion.

The best is when you get one of those girls that like to hold her breath while she cums instead of moaning or screaming and making her cum so many times and so hard that you FORCE the scream.

Oh yeah...

giggity giggity

At 10/27/09 05:33 PM, Dapper wrote:

At 10/27/09 05:32 PM, chewers13 wrote: hey guys go to www.youtube.com/chewers13 and watch all my vids thanks!

Oh God no... Where's EyeLovePoozy when ya' need him?

I got the feelin'.... SOMEBODIES WATCHING MEEEEE!

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Thank god for our voluntary military.
Here's to hoping he doesn't catch a bullet and if he does that my brother pulls it out of him.

At 10/27/09 01:49 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote: hahaha yeaaaahhhhhh maybe not.

Wiping with the shells sucks, ya feel me?
Like waking in the future and and fucking with yarn, see?
FUCK THAT, SUCK THIS! Choke while you blow me!
Poozy snatches tix to wipe, fuck shells B.

At 10/27/09 01:26 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote: Few people fully appreciate the humor involved in wiping your asshole clean with the tickets you got for violating the Verbal Morality Statute.

You should freestyle rap about it. Shit would go double platinum in a bitch.

I've heard about this and the controversy around it and I'm sure that the dude is serious and not just whoring for attention. He comes across as the savant type that pushes the envelope. He knows that fucked up shit is going to happen, there is going to be litigation, lives may possibly be ruined or lost altogether (including his own) and that is exactly what he's striving for. Lasting effects of art instead of the fact that if he and his colleagues drew another picture the world would be no different if they had not.

Not that his logic is sane or his moral unquestionable. It most definitely is. But I think that is also his point.

What I want to see happen is the first person to emerge prostrate from his tunnel to be a violent ex-convict, aids infested, massive individual that has a penchant for raping lil white dudes. Now that would be art...

At 10/27/09 10:12 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 10/27/09 10:10 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Are you drunk again? You tranny railing, sailor....

Well yes...

But C'mon someone of your advanced age must surely recall the scene from Demolition Man where he can't use the 3 shells.

Ahh yes, silly me.
Must have been that silly aussie nonsense you tacked on at the end about polish that threw me off.

To be honest I don't think the cussing tickets would of done much of a better job.

knits a sweater

Are you drunk again? You tranny railing, sailor....

Annnnnd the winning bid is a permaban from the BBS. MOZZLE TOFF!

Shut the fuck up you bubble blowing, double baby.

Multi newbing is not only sad, it's bannable.

lol

Typing in all caps on the BBS is against the rules and will get you banned.

lol

Could give a bigger fuck about some fucked in the ass holiday.

Shutup stupid.

At 10/21/09 06:25 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

At 10/21/09 06:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: How many times have you met Tito, again? I forget...

Or I guess it's actually 3 times; I forgot the one in the middle.

The amount of consonants in your username automatically re-rejects the reality that you have substituted as your own.

At 10/21/09 06:16 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

At 10/21/09 06:09 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Looks are usually deceiving. He could probably wreck everybody you've ever met in your life.

Unless I've met Tito Ortiz twice.

How many times have you met Tito, again? I forget...

At 10/21/09 06:01 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Doesn't look so dangerous anymore now, does he?

Looks are usually deceiving. He could probably wreck everybody you've ever met in your life.

Quit whoring your shit with alts.

2.37 / 5.00 (- 0.027)

At 10/21/09 02:12 PM, tally1989 wrote: I made a digg account just for that.

atta boy.

At 10/21/09 12:32 PM, Calintz wrote:

At 10/21/09 12:29 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Yeah sure.
Cops threw beer bottles at your destroyed by pigs fort....
Gonna ban you if I don't see a pic of the police report the next time I come in this thread.
That or just admit you're lying and save everybody time while cutting your losses and avoiding a ban.

Why would the Police Report state that the cops were throwing empties at the fort?

It wouldn't...

That's a little extreme, don't you think... banning the OP. He could possibly not even own a camera, who knows?

A police report would state that they reported to the scene of a public disturbance that involved a tree house or a structure built into a tree.

Also, I didn't ask for a video.

Hush now lest you trip and fall into the fracas.

Yeah sure.

Cops threw beer bottles at your destroyed by pigs fort....

Gonna ban you if I don't see a pic of the police report the next time I come in this thread.

That or just admit you're lying and save everybody time while cutting your losses and avoiding a ban.