At 11/17/09 10:36 PM, dalmo wrote: Good thing you didn't hit that person taking a photo of that stop sign!

Just in case you're not being sarcastic, I took that picture when I woke up today. The stop sign was put back in the ground and the intersection was cleaned since I hit it.

At 11/17/09 10:34 PM, Rig wrote: That's not a clean getaway at ALL.

If I had time to plan a clean getaway, I could have avoided hitting it.

I went to watch the meteor shower this morning around 3:30 and my girlfriend had to be home before 5. I was exhausted from not sleeping the night before, so she drove my car to her house and i had to drive home.

Or at least try to...

I dozed off for a second and woke up driving down the hill, half-on/ half-off the curb (see pic below; the curbs are easily driveable on). It took me a second to realize where I was and I looked up to see I was 5 feet away from a stop sign. Well, a crash, a thud, and a crack later I was yelling 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT' ten times in a row. My temp gauge was going up fast and I could hear metal scraping on the pavement.

Finally got home, checked the damage to see a very visibly broken radiator, called my girlfriend, and ten minutes later a cop is ringing my doorbell. "Do you drive a Dodge Neon? I followed a trail of oil and coolant to your house."

He was cool about it and took down my info and said he's not sure what I'll get charged with. He didn't even bother to ask if I had been drinking or smoking, which I honestly wasn't.

Amazingly my airbags didn't go off and the bumper was barely even scratched.

We find out tomorrow :(

At 10/29/09 12:16 AM, jake-thesnake wrote: And you wanted to tell us this why? I guess the story was ok but, um, yeah. Did we really need to know this?

Because it's a public forum and you're a dick.

I'm sure someone cares :)

You obviously care if you're replying :D

At 10/29/09 12:12 AM, Mostasteless wrote: stuff

Yeah, but my story's relevant.

I came into work today - I work in a bar/grille in a Philly's fan town - and I saw our message board out in the parking lot read:

LET'S GO
PHILLIES
YANKESS
SUCK

No one said anything because, like I said, it's a Philly's town, but right before I clocked out my manager was yelling about something.

I ran over to the bar and saw everyone crowding around the window. Half the crowd at the bar was out the door already, and I went after to see what was up. I go outside and see my manager on the phone (probably calling the cops or the owner) pacing and yelling into it.

I look out in the parking lot and the message board was on fire. The bartender and bouncer came out with buckets of water with a few people behind them. It only took a few minutes to put out, but I started cracking up. I love my job.

At 10/24/09 04:41 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: What kinda creepy porn clips?
Seriously, saying creepy porn is basically about half the porn on the whole damn internet.

It was just regular porn, but there was some Latino girl like barking and yelling and shit. I don't know, it was just boring and awkward porn. I guess he's never heard of RedTube...

I got a popup window saying my C drive was low on disk space. I share this computer with my dad and brother, and my dad never goes on it. So I looked through my brother's shit tonight to move stuff to the D:\ drive and create shortcuts and whatnot to save space.

And what did I find? A 'Downloads' folder full of really creepy porn clips; like 15 of them. I wasn't really pissed, just kinda creeped out. I was thinking of finding gay porn clips and replacing them in the folder, but I think my other idea gets the message across.

At 10/16/09 12:16 PM, pr0ded wrote: 70 f in c = 21+ c

21 degrees shouldn't make stuff freeze

No one said it did... I guess this is another case of "I read the title and first sentence and started making assumptions."

At 10/16/09 12:13 PM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Yesterday it was so cold I needed a wooly jumper.

That's what she said.

It was in 70s the other day; I was walking around in shorts and a tee shirt. I woke up around 6 this morning and my car door was frozen shut. I'm wearing a beanie and a huge winter coat. Fucking a.

Is anyone else getting retarded weather?

At 10/7/09 12:05 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 10/7/09 12:03 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: By default it saves as 'Works Document (*.wps)'

.txt is your best bet

.rtf is the rich text format of microsoft works

Hmm... Maybe it was .rtf

Thanks man.

I'm saving a copy of something on my flash-drive and I know I've fucked this up before. A lot of computers have different versions of Microsoft Word than I do, and I forget what you save it as to make it compatible on different computers.

By default it saves as 'Works Document (*.wps)'

I'm pretty sure that's right, but if it isn't, it won't open on different computers :(

At 9/9/09 06:31 PM, hateyou1 wrote: You have a week sneeze! Seriously, I have a sneeze of a fucking man!

I don't even know how to respond to this. What a dumbass.

At 9/9/09 06:28 PM, tehpistolshrimp wrote: Where is the question?

My dad asked me if I sneezed. It was weird.

I was getting a glass of water in the kitchen and my sister's kitten was sitting on the window sill. It made this weird kind of half-meow but really quiet. Sort of like a eeeeeep...

Before I continue, understand that my dad is an idiot, and his hearing is complete shit. No offense to him. My dad stopped washing dishes for a minute and looked at me. "Bless you," he said. We both just froze and I didn't know what to do. He just looked at me and I started laughing. "What?"

"Didn't you just sneeze?"

"Uhhh...Wh-... No."

First off, let me tell you how annoying it is to come down every morning and see a note from my 22-year-old, deadbeat brother saying "Dear Dad, may I please have two Adderall for the day? I will need them" and whatever because he used all of his prescription. This went on for all of about two months, maybe, and my dad just recently stopped giving him his Adderall.

I got off work tonight and saw my brother and dad arguing in the kitchen, thought nothing of it, got in the shower, and came down. I heard some yelling and banging noises and went downstairs. My brother and dad were pushing each other and grabbing each other's arms and my dad elbowed my brother in the face. I walked over and tried to push my brother off. Keep in mind I'm 5'11", 165lbs. My brother and dad are both near 300lbs in fat and I guess some muscle. So my attempt to push my brother over failed and he shoved me against the fridge. My dad backhanded my brother and I got pulled down. Next thing I know, my brother is reaching into the drawer and pulling out a knife. He pushed down my shoulder and pointed the knife at my face. He tried to yell something but my dad got him in a headlock.

Finally we all calmed down and I bitched both of them out for being so dependent on the shit. I mean I know my brother sells half his prescription, but my dad needs them to focus at work. I still haven't seen my brother since. He stormed out, but I don't know where he would go without a car.

Because I hope he's dead.

At 8/28/09 11:57 AM, Purplefunk wrote: Leave this thread. The authorities are being contacted.

Everyone laughed at the joke.

At 8/31/09 02:16 AM, Patcoola wrote: *trying to sound useful*

Thanks for not contributing to the point.

Saw this Verizon commercial today; it was advertising some mini version of a laptop, only about 10" long and 6" wide, maybe an inch thin...

Trust me I am going somewhere with this... Just bear with me.

I was at my girlfriend's house the other day and she was on the internet on her phone. I know it's not new technology, but I was just thinking while looking at the web browser on the screen. Computers are being manufactured smaller and smaller as they are newer and need to keep up with trendy pocket-sized household appliances...

So here's my theory. PCs will become outdated, laptops will replace PCs, and finally, laptops will cease to be manufactured. Cell phones have more and more features each time a model comes off the line. Eventually, cell phones will cease to sell, laptops will cease to cell, and every toddler and his grandad will have his own handheld cellular laptop.

At 8/28/09 08:33 PM, Chemich wrote: Haha you got ripped off dude

The sale value was $2800, I looked it up on line.

I just bought a 2001 Dodge Neon for $2800. 130k miles.

I know it's a lot of wear on an engine only eight years old, but does anyone have any comments on it? Or if you knew someone who had one, do you remember if they were reliable cars?

I would take a pic, but I just got home and it's dark out.

At 8/28/09 11:39 AM, SohlTofang wrote: More like a Hookah and a room full of hamburgers.

A hookah will not get you any higher than a bong, and everybody knows General Tso's is 100x better than burgers when you're high.

We only have about ten weeks left...

Someone make a post asking what you will do in your remaining ten weeks. America... Will soon go bad...

At 8/28/09 10:52 AM, Zerostar wrote: If you really want her to eat, here's what you do: Give her a joint and a box of Cheerios. Works like a charm every time.

More like a bong and a Chinese buffet.

Whenever she says she's fat, just roll your eyes and go "Jesus Christ you're dumb..."

It works every time.

At 8/27/09 05:17 PM, slighly-minty wrote: unless there were rapidly flashing lights in said cafateria, I doubt it's epilepsy.

It's not just flashing lights that cause an epileptic seizure. A friend of mine who has epilepsy had one in 8th grade, like out of nowhere. Some girl in our class put a book under his head and thought it would help for some reason. I know you're supposed to prop his head up, but a 1" thick book seemed a little pointless.

The book thing is still an ongoing inside-joke; I still crack up every time I hear it

The other week my brother in-law had one from swimming in freezing cold water and then getting out into the warm air. I mean people have seizures for different reasons.

But yeah, idk, someone go research causes of seizures and get back to me :3

At 8/24/09 03:04 AM, Munzy wrote: Um, what?

Are you an idiot?

You live in Virginia and you're 16. How the fuck can you know Philly.