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Response to: Lets Discuss... Posted April 27th, 2011 in General

At 4/27/11 08:30 PM, Tramps wrote: I didn't realise people still went there. I guess for people who just want to watch a lot of flash movies, it seems like the best place to go. Personally, I click on the Flash Portal, look at the weekly best and weekly winners and the Top 50 for new entries. The categorising system on Newgrounds is a bit odd. Movies can individually be categorised as you can see next to the flash information e.g.

I usually do the same thing, but I just happened to wander into that section today and noticed it has not changed since the last time I went there. Which was quite some time ago.

Response to: Lets Discuss... Posted April 27th, 2011 in General

I didn't even know that was an option. Well then, I'll take this as a call to arms. I shall recommend as many deserving cartoons for the collections as I can. I hope some of you will do the same.

Lets Discuss... Posted April 27th, 2011 in General

....Why hasn't the "Movies" Section of newgrounds been updated for so long? There are plenty of hilarious toons that get submitted everyday, and yet the "Funny" section is still only 3 pages long, and has nearly none the new stuff. Also, a lot of the flashes featured under the "Funny" section aren't funny, and have quite bad animation. I find myself wondering why there is even a "Movies" section of the site if you're never going to update it. I'm not complaining, I just would like to know why.

Response to: Friday Chat Wrap-Up Posted April 16th, 2011 in NG News

Wow I can't believe I've got TWO flashes on the list! Thanks alot Tom! I really appreciate the support!

Response to: Whats the point of 0-bombing? Posted April 13th, 2011 in General

They are some dirty mother fuckers, that's for sure.

And the worst part is that after it gets zero bombed ALMOST NOBODY WILL EVER SEE IT AGAIN.
It goes to the bottom of the list and nobody ever gets to listen to it. Feels like a big waste of time.

Response to: My first drawing... Posted April 8th, 2011 in Art

It's not quite there yet, but your on to something!

I need some assistance... Posted April 7th, 2011 in General

Hey, I know that there is a help section on the site, but I can't find info on something.
I need to know how you integrate advertisements into a flash cartoon. I've got a cartoon ready to post up but I would like to put an ad in there. Does anybody here know how I can do this?

Response to: Do I have weird nipples? Posted April 2nd, 2011 in General

I JUST PUKED SIR.... GROSS

Response to: My buddy got his ass kicked (vid) Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

What a bunch of wiggers!

Response to: Whitest kids you know! Posted March 31st, 2011 in General

The show's earlier seasons were great, but the newer ones are "meh".

There's supposed to be a new season starting April 15th. I'm looking forward to it.

Response to: Flash Animation Art Critique Please Posted March 29th, 2011 in Art

Thanks for the incite guys, the cartoon should be finished in a day or two! I've got good quality audio, and I hope that people will find the toon as funny as I do!(It's a comedy)

Response to: bash head on key board! Posted March 29th, 2011 in General

I'm Jesus

HOLY SHIT... I KNEW IT!

Response to: Flash Animation Art Critique Please Posted March 29th, 2011 in Art

Screw you guys...

Flash Animation Art Critique Please

Response to: Flash Animation Art Critique Please Posted March 28th, 2011 in Art

This is a sideways shot of the character sitting down. I have been having alot of trouble with set design and perspective, so if anything looks off, please make me aware.

Flash Animation Art Critique Please

Response to: Flash Animation Art Critique Please Posted March 28th, 2011 in Art

This is a zoomed out shot of the character facing to the front. This is a new type of character design for me, so responses to this in particular are greatly appreciated.

Flash Animation Art Critique Please

Response to: Flash Animation Art Critique Please Posted March 28th, 2011 in Art

Here goes another angle of his face.

Flash Animation Art Critique Please

Flash Animation Art Critique Please Posted March 28th, 2011 in Art

Hey peeps, I'm currently working on a flash animation and would like some opinions on the art. I've tried to improve so critiques would be well appreciated. I will post 4 screen caps as fast as Newgrounds will let me.

Screen Cap 1_

Flash Animation Art Critique Please

Response to: So how's everybody feeling today? Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

I feel like an onion in a mitten.

You know that feeling?
Response to: We should force all suicidal people Posted March 22nd, 2011 in General

Spoken like a true retardo. Congratulations.

Response to: Users in Newgrounds are gay Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

Spoken like a true fuck-o.

Response to: Best way to ruin a thread? Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

By posting in it.

Response to: This guy Posted March 20th, 2011 in General

Who ever is behind the camera, you are as big of a fucking faggot for letting him do this to that kid. Quit being a pussy and stick up for that kid. Don't go posting it on the internet so people can confirm that baby blue is a bully. Fucking idiot.

Response to: Bottom Trolling Posted March 18th, 2011 in General

I once trolled a cam whore so bad... she cried.

EPIC

Response to: History Channel Posted March 15th, 2011 in General

History channel has lost all integrity. Choosing to run programs like Ancient Aliens, UFO hunters, UFO files, monster quest, and countless doomsday specials that feature retarded, biased, lunatics they refer to as "Experts". They choose this silly bullshit because a good amount of folks are mushy brained and easily swayed. They see some crazy fucker on ancient aliens saying things like "Aliens could be surviving Atlantian's. As proverbs tell of Atlantis disappearing in smoke and fire." This fucko says " I believe that the Atlantians did not sink, but rose up in their mother ship and took off into space." Those are probably not the EXACT words, but it is exactly what he was saying.

They choose these programs over programs about, umm, history. It's the fucking history channel and all they show any more is retard programs, and also all those shows like ice road truckers and such, which are actually pretty good. I've pretty much stopped watching history channel completely over the past years. Its a shame because I love history channel. I always enjoyed it... until fuck-tards ruined it for the rest of us.

[Picture is of the retarded Atlantis believer]

History Channel

Response to: Need entertainment Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

You could find a girlfriend. Then after you guys date for a while, one of you should get some sort of flesh eating disease (I don't care witch one of you, draw straws or some shit). Then you go through a few LONG months of debilitating pain along with gag inducing physical changes to your face and body (leprosy should work well). After that the sick one will die, probably a slow, painful, smelly death. After the death you can take a few years to get over it. You will grieve by participating in activities such as alcoholism, clinical depression, bi-polar disorder, sex with hobos, coconut rape, fights to the death with Eskimos, constant SNM masturbation, and knitting. Then you can drink a bottle of pepto bismal, get a burrito, and continue living your life as you did before all the tragedy.

just a vague suggestion...
Response to: grounded for the year Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SCIENCE FAIR?

YOU LEFT ME HANGING
Response to: What would you do if... Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

Use your penis.

Response to: Newgrounds Users time zone fun Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

It's half past sleven here in Narnia.

Response to: To Alleviate A Bad Mood Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

[INSERT MASTURBATION JOKE HERE]

Response to: Live your life; don't film it. Posted March 14th, 2011 in General

Speak your words, don't type them.