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Write your own jokes you lazy bastardo.

You know your a retard if you make threads biting off of a shitty joke made by a shitty comedian.

A wizard tried to sell me some meth, so I beat his ass with a tube sock. Then we shared a needle and he told me all about this place.

I actually just watched that recently. Very dark, and pretty funny. The ending was interesting, I never expected or wanted to see robin williams dick, but shit happens I suppose.

Whats funny is I've been racist on this particular month MORE than I ever have been racist at any point in time before!

Coincidence?

I would love that, it would be so awesome. People would be fucking super pissed about the stupid, arrogant, racist, psycho babble I've spewed out. BUT there would be fucko's like you guys that would totally love it.

This is an example of me being insensitive by using memegenerator to offend an entire race!

I never "lost faith in humanity" per say. I was just kind of born with this hatred for most people. I'm not anti-social either, I can control myself, I have a vocal filter. But deep down, I really hate almost everybody I meet and I usually believe them to be stupid. I wish I could just stop and join the crowds of sheeple, but I can't. It's not that I believe myself to be some high functioning being, I just believe them to be low functioning.

Good, alot of 4chan /b/ regulars really are, as the fuck face himself states in the article, "the dregs of society".

I am an American Amateur comedian, & I am straight up depressed. I'm not sure if that proves you right, but most comedians I know of are depressed, and or leading shitty lives.

Do as the Gods do....

At 2/10/11 03:52 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: seriously though, who on earth would sleep on a fridge

Apparently you have never heard of the "Twinkle Toed Frosty Snoozers". Its a fridge sleeping fetish.

Now look what you've done, my beard is crying. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW

Quite.

Which one do you think I would pick?

I'd go back to the year 0 and take baby jesus' place. Then I would be running things see.

Like 17 or something.

But hey, who's counting!

Nobody actually believes in zombies you fucking gump.

....or do they?

Lets not.

Lets talk about ice cream!

If you never got to see them that would suck. My best friend moved away to college at the beginning of the fall, but he still comes to town to hang out for a weekend like once a month or so.

THIS IS WINNER

I think it was a great film, although it was certainly not the funniest comedy ever made. I can't decide what movie is the funniest ever made, theres just to many good comedies.

Do as the gods do...

Boners.

Mr. Cosby says...

I will be under attack by said blizzard.

I am not pleased.

Its simple my boy...

There's just not enough of these.

Audio skits? Dude step it up. No offense but this isn't 1940, and this is the internet. Nobody wants to listen to audio skits I'm sorry.

I am on a chair.

Herp 'a' Derp.

A good voice totally makes the difference in rap. Rap is poetry you fucking Neanderthal, get over your preconceived notions of what music should be, and go stick your head in the dirt where it belongs you filth. Music shouldn't have a definition, because its all relative to the artist or listener. Your such a stupid mother fucker it amazes me.