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At 1/28/08 09:01 PM, Explosive-Kun wrote: You're worrying about a second newgrounds day being too masturbatory? I have two words for you, sir: hentai dressups. Might as well jack off to something not nearly as creepy.

Figuratively, that is. Getting off to either is kinda disgusting in retrospect.
Or is it...
Oh god, I just opened up a totally new avenue of experimentation. Thanks a lot, Tom.

You're worrying about a second newgrounds day being too masturbatory? I have two words for you, sir: hentai dressups. Might as well jack off to something not nearly as creepy.

Cool. I donated a few days ago, what a coincidence. It's a good system, too. If flash and pornography can't help developing countries, nothing will.

I see... I see none of you have read the last post. Restrain your righteous fury, it was an experiment in human nature, but that's not the point. I would like someone to gather statistics on various things about the post, for instance: how many people accused me of being a homosexual, how many people flamed, how many people gave a rational answer (I'm guessing 4%), and so on. You'll gain my eternal gratitude. I also apologize to those who injured themselves in a fit of rage after having a total stranger ask a ridiculously stupid question. If it makes you feel better, I also injured myself while laughing my ass off reading your posts.
Now I need a lung transplant.

Can someone do the math and find out how many people did stuff like swear, call me a faggot or give a rational answer up to this point? I would love it if you did. Then I could display it on my wall and say "And THIS is why I have faith in the human race!" Seriously, I'm just too lazy to do it myself.

Good job not screaming "faggot" at your computer. I really, sincerely appreciate that someone actually has a head on their shoulders. But as my grandpa would say: " Only real men wear pink, damnit."

Haha, nerd rage. You know, I really didn't expect that people cared that much. Now to see how many people just post in a blind rage without reading this, and my experiment will be complete.

Abortion should be allowed to a point, preferably the end of the first trimester (with some exceptions in extreme cases such as a risk of fatal miscarriage), when the embryo fetusizes and is human enough to be kind of human. At this point, one would usually realize that they're pregnant, and have time to say " Oh shit, I wouldn't be a good mother if I had a child now, I should get an abortion" or " I don't want my life and dreams ruined." and do it without having someone force their religion on them. If the fetus is conscious and kicking, they shouldn't be allowed to say "Hurr, I don't need another welfare check. I'ma kill this one." becaue people like this should have to deal with the kid then be sterilized. Would it be fair if all women were forced to wear robes and burkhas in a muslim-dominated free society? No. So that's how people should treat abortion. Sorry if I'm a bit vague, but it's late and this stuff irks me.

See, even though George Washington and Friends signed the Dec. Of Independence, church and state were supposed to be seperated, so people could do whatever they wanted without being harassed. Now, I'm a Canadian (we're less dominantly religious over here) super liberal, so I believe in gay marriage, abortion (up to a point) and a bunch of other stuff that the church doesn't believe in. I think that religion is good, and you can learn a lot from it, but human bias and prejudice has shaped certain things to their own views, like homosexuality being immoral. Somehow, some people in the church think it's ok to run other people's lives so they essentially bar people from things that they don't agree with. Sadly, until someone stops this, gay marriage is going to be frowned upon. It really pisses me off to think that stuff like that is in essence someone forcing another person what to believe in.

Right after the magical newgrounds upgrade I was the only one with fab. You'd think that a website populated by a majority of early teens would stick to evil or something, but noooo, you just had to move in on my territory! It was my only chance to shine! I beg of you, don't ruin it! I hate to bitch, but c'mon. Don't do it just to fit in amongst the cool people.

Tie between a severed human arm and a cutlass. Or maybe... A severed human arm holding a cutlass! I am such a genius.

Hey man, don't use gay people as an insult, they're really nice and helped me get chicks once. Anyway, Tom Fulp isn't an evil millionaire. I mean, if you subtract the cost of web hosting bills, the office, employees, his needs, his wife's needs, his squadron of butler chimpanzees, his 40 mansions around the world, an olympic swimming pool made of money, his monocle collection, the taxidermy bills for all of the stuffed heads covering the walls of said mansions, and his pure platinum meerschaum (I think that's how it's spelled) pipe, he barely takes anything away from Newgrounds. If you could afford a massive supermodel-harem, would you be spending it on charities? Huh??? I thought not.

Pretty good, but what the hell is level 37? Is that new, or just not in the help section. The front page is kind of overwhelming the first time you see it. Add the higher levels, and shrink the home page slightly, and it'll be perfect. Oh, and before I forget, add a hell of a lot more wallpapers.

I would have to say a Technocracy. You know that one from Civ II where everyone is a mind slave of that huge computer that's shaped like the pyramid on the dollar bill (I think that's the one), but anyway, that's just too awesome to be left unsaid. I'm sure that other people would prefer to be controlled by a giant computer overlord than a some idiot with a speech impediment, or an incarnation of satan with dead, dead eyes (That's right, Stephen Harper is the devil).

Beer, because it has a much greater chance of getting you laid, plus it's really fun to watch your drunk friends make asses of themselves, instead of staring at walls and stuff.

Yay for lazy mods. Someone write an extremely disturbing tangent on why we should eat puppies, or something.

You're the starved Doberman to my rare steak.
You're the napalm to my morning.
You're the powermonger to my Communist party.
You're the cricket bat to my zombie's head.
You're the Green Day to my actual punk.
You're the monkey to my rocketship.
You're the Severing Axe Of The Wolf +2 agility +1 spirit to my cloth armor.
You're the condom malfunction to my perfect relationship.
More shall be done soon.

I agree with the threads thing, but they deserve to be insulted because it's easier to look like a pale, gaunt teenager and whine shit about committing suicide than it is to look like you bathe in filth, put on a scary mask, and scream into a microphone while beating on a guitar with the misshapen stubs of your fingers. Yes, I mean metal, get over it, fatass Slipknot fans. Anyway, my point is, if emo is worse than metal, it really sucks, just shut up about it. We already know.

He would get busted while trying to break into a house then get hired to use his super powers to be on a squad of doctors led by an ornery old man who eats Vycadin like popcorn. He'd use his Spidey Sense to find Vycadin for the lead doctors.

BTW, I had my Black friend read this message, and he wasn't offended, therefore I claim immunity being considered racist. It's a black mark in Majestic Canada.

Sounds great to me. It would be great if either there was a big game dump (I'm too lazy to sort through the portal) or the categories were updated more frequently. Other than that, the system rocks. Thanks, man.