At 5/23/08 08:09 AM, Sawdust wrote: Why would anybody care if you can do that? I can do that too, And I don't even need to break any rules or firewalls.

you might be . . . .

a faggot

. . . . a cool kid!

stfu -_-

At 5/23/08 08:06 AM, Oldsage10 wrote: I am TRYING to get an accurate measure of who wants what in my new game.

i'll say it one more time FAGGOT, this isn't the place for this, if people want to review your shitty drag and drop revolver game, they will. Stop crying out for attention, it's only going to make you look like more of a douche.

hrm this thread brings a word to mind

faggot

this forum isn't for flash submissions, or your voting or whatever. flashes will either pass or not, and you will get reviews from the people who feel they have something to say. until then please don't post shit like this, it makes me want to eat a double-barrelled shotgun.

it's under 9000 . . .

At 5/11/08 08:52 PM, MarkWhite wrote:

At 5/11/08 08:12 PM, AngrehFace wrote: I edit Wikipedia!

That is a nasty thing to say. They are trying to run a business and make people happy. You're an internet terrorist.

We used to edit wikipedia daily from my school almost daily. We did things like change all the citations for Pacific Ocean to BIGFATCOCK, then we would replace historic facts about jfk, like every vehicle mentioned became wienermobile.

best part of the video is when he spits on her at the end though LULZ

At 5/11/08 09:12 PM, GirlOfClarity wrote: What makes this any more degrading than a girl who wants to do porn and isn't deaf.

well . . .

ahem

Michael Rowe: Say you're a whore, say it.
Deaf whore: WHARRGARBL

I've ever seen. Thank you anon for delivering this one so i could bring it to all of you, WARNING: THIS IS PORN, DONT CLICK IF MOMMY OR YOUR GF IS IN THE ROOM, BOOKMARK FOR LATER

http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Want s_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html

ATTENTION! YOU ALL SUCK COCKS!

At 5/11/08 02:59 PM, Needle-In-Haystack wrote: all spikey and stuff

what the fuck do you eat that it's so spikey?

my poop isn't very spikey at all . . .

But seriously, it can't be much worse than passing kidney stones.

At 5/11/08 02:52 PM, Icecry0 wrote: Thats interesting. I know now that if someone kidnaps her or robs her house, it's you.

. . . i think you missed the part about her moving into baltimore, there's no if about it, it's when. And it's more like, when she's kidnapped raped, and her dog is brutally murdered.

because her husband took a high up job at constellation energy. no clue why they picked that particular area of baltimore.

Jenna bush is moving in right accross the street from my church lulz. I only know because today was one of those rare occasions where my family conned me into going to church (i'm agnostic), and they were like, oh btw jenna bush is moving into that corner house. She picked a somewhat shitty part of baltimore to live in though, i woulda picked federal hill over that but meh. Ironically enough her house is the only white one on the block, so she moved from one white house to another.

PS, i'd hit it.

At 5/10/08 03:14 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: (It's LONG)

COCKJOKE!!!!

yea when i go to play we go to places where you can use your own balls, and everyone brings a couple thousand balls each.

i'll admit that . . .

At 5/10/08 02:31 PM, whatty wrote: Your aloud. Stop brandishing the 05 as well. It was the fuckin same back way when.

Allowed*

1) What do you prefer more in movies, Action or Story? Cockjokes
2) Peanut Butter and... Cockjokes
3) You find god, what's your immediate wish? Moar Cockjokes
4) What would you bring with you to a deserted island? A book of Cockjokes
5) Sword, Shield, Staff, or Giant Mushroom? Staff (<---LOL THEN I CUD MAEK COCKJOKES!!!)
6) What is the fourth strike in bowling called? Cockjoke
7) The Good Side or The Evil Side? the Cockjoke side
8) Mario or Sonic? Mario, also Cockjokes
9) If you could have a super power, what would it be? tell the worlds greatest Cockjokes
10) If you had to live without a sense, which would you pick to live without? (Touch, Smell, Taste, Sight, Hearing) i'd live without my sense of not telling Cockjokes, then they'd spew out 24/7

ahem . . .

seriously, do it. It's not even a crime because they aren't real people.

At 5/10/08 03:07 PM, Overlord32 wrote: geez, whats with all American bashing lately?

jealousy

At 5/10/08 01:39 PM, l0vemetal wrote:

At 5/10/08 01:35 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 5/10/08 01:32 PM, l0vemetal wrote: I'm a quarter British (or English, I don't know how you differentiate)

You will obviously astound the locals with your intellect.

Lol.

No, I just used to work with an older lady from the UK and she would always harp on me if I referred to everything from the country as "British" - so I started referring to everything as "English" and she would still get on my case, so I don't even know.

they're called "Fairies"

Seriuosly though, i'm moving out of the US and into Japan, there's an economy that will outlive my grandchildren (who consequently will have Squinty eyes and terrible driving skills).

i woulda bought a better game and fucked the hookers WHILE playing it.

At 5/10/08 02:56 PM, beanieclock wrote: It's not like that matters to me, considering I have a 12 inch dick, get A+ for every single grade, am the most popular kid in school, have a girlfriend, and I am the quarterback for the schools football team.

We are all, right?

yea, except my cock is 13 inches and i have 4 girlfriends, two are identical twins who speak think and act as one.

basically it's because some people have the rare objects called lives, it's so gay it's unreal.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

maybe NG in the morning knows about torn anuses?

http://www.dekalbsurgical.com/hemorrhoid s_anal_fistulas.html

why wouldn't you want to see these kinds of things? they're why the internet exists.

pencils can actually do damage. Some twat was pissing me off in like 4th grade so i jabbed a pencil into his cheek and it went through, this was at a private school so they just kinda brushed it under the rug since they were getting my tuition money, then i went to public school starting in 6th grade, got to highschool only to find that that kid was the head of the Anime club at my high school . . . i shit you not, every year i put in a request to be let into the anime club and i get a response of no LULZ, he won't even look me in the eyes.

kawasaki toshiba banzai. Teriyaki sumo tako sony honda . . . Sashimi taito sega bandai!!!