pssh, everyone knows tom drives this.

yes, and when you get in troubble, tell the teaches that you'd never need to beable to do the square root of 277.695 multiplied by the opposite intiger in your head. math is bullshit.

he made the move. he grabbed their cocks first.

tell her if she were a little smarter, she'd be an idiot. always makes them go away

At 9/17/09 04:50 PM, killaboy69 wrote: I couldnt wait for my friend so just took a picture with my mums camera.

Isnt he so cuuuute :)

he has one eye, so I'm guessing... Captain Ahab? or One-Eyed Willy?

Pimp'd probably kill himself.

this is what poozy uses.

stabs it in your penis.

a folder that reads 'where i keep my waffles' people always try to hack that folder though. I wonder why?

so are you saying yu te the person you're atracted to, and you're saying your gay?

dave/david

what's the code for hal's armor when you do 'a hero's tale'? you can unlock it, that's all I know.

his name should be dameon.

kill every single one of those bastard-cocksucking-monkey shit eating-penis brains.

these movies were made of complete retardation and lack of sleep by someone who was probably high.
and they rock the house.
movie 1
movie 2

are you all Jellyous?

we are just manlier than you and can handle loss.

hw do we know poozy didn't just write funkbrs on a package and put it on general for us to look at and for him to annoy us?

At 9/11/09 06:08 PM, platypuspwn wrote:

At 9/11/09 06:07 PM, Facepalmer wrote: you dont see us celebrating 2pac's death every year after he died. my point is, why do we still care?

2Pac wasn't 3,017 people.

yeah, he was 3,018. I think we've just concocted a new holiday boys.

this here quiz tells you what your pirate name would be. take it: i'm quite the buckler of swashes.

Your pirate name is:
Iron Jack Rackham

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

he's pirated your house, internet access, your pets, and your sister.

damn he's good.

pussy sideburns FTW

wade, does this mean we are taking over Digg with NG diggers?

digg has been comandeered by NG

that goes something like 'there's no I in 'team', well I say, there's an I in WIN and that's all that matters. I'm my own team god dammit.
have there ever been old sayings like that that you've changed to something that contradicts the said saying? please post the origonal saying and the altered version.

inb4 I fucked your mom, then I changed it to I fucked your mom
or any variation on said statement.

At 9/9/09 05:25 PM, 99OH9 wrote:

At 9/9/09 05:15 PM, Excursius wrote: the clan is for Xbox Live.
right now, the best suggestion we have is 'the ninja brethren'

zomg.

xX: T3H N1NJ4 BRETHR3N: Xx

im assuming that you are a noob.
founders of the clan have to pwn.

im a co-founder of my clan(thats y my names not on there.)

69 games won in a row in cod4.

i do, in fact, pwn.

you havn't played against me. I'm a well rounded gamer. (halo 3 btw) okay at sniping, close combat is my specialty, gernade sticks, always.
GT Excursius 1

the clan is for Xbox Live.
right now, the best suggestion we have is 'the ninja brethren'

"Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy united nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear."

we shall destroy earth and all her colonies!

help me think of a clan name.

the IQ of a rock, and the attention span of a blade of gra-
ooh butterfly :D

brickhouse betty

bitch

newgrounds
xbox
porn
repeat.

yo, darrel, what's up home slice? yeah, NG is pretty badass. wha- oh, yeah, you were banned by poozy huh? well, he's just doing his jo- oh, he... WHA- you should get your ass fixed man...

discription accurate to NG fourms.