There really is nothing ethical that Tom and the crew can do about crews upvoting there own works. To take away the right of an individual to vote on something is to take away a primary service of newgrounds. The best they can do is evaluate something on the front page and look to see how many accounts upvote only a crews submissions before making a decision to remove it from front page.

At 7/5/08 05:50 AM, Vince50 wrote: "Why do you think you're right for our daughter?"

Can you answer that?

"Because I don't treat our relationship like a business interview"

Honestly there are much harder questions relating to your future that are a much bigger pain in the dick to BS.

At 7/5/08 05:52 AM, CyprusX wrote: I wish I never entered this thread.

But you did. And you can never get that time back.

At 7/5/08 03:43 AM, poalwo wrote: The way to decrease the homeless population is to decrease waste. Granted that 0 waste is a virtual impossibility, as it is a result of uncertainty in the market, it can be greatly reduced through the easing of government involvement in the market. For example, subsidizing the ailing American car industry only results in the production of goods that will not be consumed (waste). Furthermore, one cannot ignore the uncertainty imposed on the market by central banking. Therefore, the true way to end homelessness is by freely allowing the market to do what it does best: provide the highest quality goods and services to the most people in the most efficient manner possible.

Lol wut. are you saying the homeless are a byproduct of waste? Like the bad guys from captain planet? Well as full proof as that logic is, I have to disagree. Homelessness results from a lack of financial responsibility in a society that would otherwise take care of its unemployeed.

On track with the actual question. The people of the UK elect representatives to parliment who then elect the prime minister and set forward laws to the queen who smiles, waves, and then passes the law. Thus your government is a representative democracy like the USA.

One of us One of us. USA USA USA!

At 7/5/08 05:29 AM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 7/5/08 05:24 AM, Mr-President wrote:

Thanks Newgrounds! You're the best!

I am? I AM?! Oh wow, this warms my heart!

But in all seriousness, just spew a load of bullshit. It helped me survive being in a Psych Ward, it sure as hell can help you!

insanity aside, this man is right. Meeting the parents is basically like going out on a date with her parents. You have to create common ground while making them feel appreciated and respected.

Lie your ass off.

At 6/15/08 05:51 PM, RawOysterAddict wrote: The following Jesus created was all his, like a lone pigeon staring down upon you from a telephone wire or a wineo on a street corner talking to his shadow. So, too, is Man's pleasure.

Oh you DID NOT just turn my (massive) cock into a messiah complex. There is nothing wrong with a man wanted to please his women to the utmost through sexual performance. All men enjoy sex through simple means and there for assume that if a woman does not enjoy the intercourse with a man, it must be something basic like that size of his cock. Now while that may not always be the case, it still cant hurt if a man wants to improve on himself for his loved one.

Also any woman that thinks that deeply about a mans orgasm versus her own, is an idiot. That likes portraying jesus as a sexual mystery.

Christ that was boring. Shit was so arthouse, it made me crap johnny Depp.

At 7/5/08 04:30 AM, Jenou wrote:

At 7/5/08 04:25 AM, superlunk wrote: You'll fit in great here! Welcome to NG. 99% of these people are just like you.

im the 1% thats gotten laid

"I dunno. why dont you clone yourself and have all the clones jam their cocks in your mouth?"
Your sig explains how you managed represent the hundreds of people in that 1%.

My roomate is gay. He acts exactly like a straight person and doesn't like "queeny" guys for boyfriends so I really don't think of him as any different from another person. Only thing I find funny about him is his opinion of whats hot an what isn't. When hanging out at the mall or something of the like, I'll give him a jab or something when a stereotypical pretty boy walks by which he then replies by saying said pretty boy isn't that good looking but a bit later he will comment on a middle aged man with a receding hair line.

TL;DR gays vary as much is straights and are therefore just as impossible to form a general opinion for.

At 7/5/08 04:27 AM, JimmyDallas wrote: A Newgrounds AIR app where you can log in and access your account like you would on the site (posts a blog, access your favorites, ect.) and watch and play Flash games and movies but you can only vote via the website (to bring in more people).

Yes or no?

An RSS feed seems like a much more simple way of implementing that stuff.

At 7/5/08 03:06 AM, dySWN wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:41 AM, evilXbanana wrote: The real solution price-wise is take America's infrastucture off personal transportation and mandate public travel options. As long as we require oil, oil companies and suppliers have our balls in a vice.

Maybe, but the American public would never go for that; we tend to value the feeling of independence that a personal vehicle brings. Additionally, many of us live in rugged terrain where such systems would be impractical to install. Besides, can you imagine the foot traffic congestion that would cause at bus and train stops, especially in big cities?

I agree that public transportation would be a departure from typical American values but in our capitalist society nothing is more valuable than money. And since a car requires a fill about once a week, people can't escape the feeling that they are spending a lot of money on fuel like they can with something like a big screen TV that they can buy on credit. So I foresee a shift in the sense of how Americans think about they way they should travel.

But the idea that mass transportation would be inefficient is almost a joke. New York is a glowing example of how wrong you are on the effective of mass transit. And New York is still not the best example. Hong Kong's MTR moves. 3.46 million people A DAY. Thats about half the population of the city taking a ride on the trains. A well designed system can more than support the working population on America's biggest cities.

At 7/5/08 04:24 AM, superlunk wrote:

At 7/5/08 04:21 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote: The Hubble Space Telescope. It's not really a camera, but it can take really high-res pictures.

Also, it's only several million dollars.

Seconded.

By the HST....

Hubble kinda blows. its only advantage is that its in space.

At 7/5/08 03:58 AM, Valz wrote:

At 7/5/08 03:49 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Gee I dunno, get a job? Or offer help around the house/neighborhood and see if you can get 10 bucks here and there.

Become one of SMCs ho's. I hear he pays well & doesn't hit you very hard.

Ah see thats just a hook. That fact of the matter is that while the pay is high, the hours suck. With SMC you are lucky to 5 minutes of hard work even though he promised hours and hours of action.

I feel so used :<

Impediment issues? Reduce the length of your arms, reduce the ambient temperature of the area in which you type, remove any sources of interference, and if all else fails, replace your arms with nitrogen cooled copper arms.

At 7/5/08 03:41 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why

Because you're an ugly, obesse, fucktard, who watches hentai all day.

Ay, having a wide and diverse knowledge of hentai helped me bond with the girl who took my virginity. That being said, I'm lucky as hell and laugh at all those who are not me.

Local places. get a car ya bums.

Godzilla with ADHD wearing a ron paul tatoo

At 7/5/08 04:01 AM, sonicmega wrote: Same with Maplestory, same with 4chan.

Fox has yet to learn that the best way to kill something that's popular with an age group is to act like they support it.

Or better still ignore it. Any media coverage is advertisement. The only good way to kill something on the internet is to have a respected figure like yahtzee or somebody like that make it look stupid.

At 7/5/08 02:26 AM, dySWN wrote: Electric? Not the wave of the future.

Hybrid cars, on the other hand, I can see dominating the market within the next 100 or so years - primarily because, unlike electrics, many hybrids can recoup energy from downhills and braking so that you don't just end up spending your gas savings on your increased electric bill.

Hybrids don't provide any real long term relief from rising fuel prices. They may double your fuel economy but as the demand from other countries like china and india raise the price of oil, the savings from your hybrid are canceled. The real solution price-wise is take America's infrastucture off personal transportation and mandate public travel options. As long as we require oil, oil companies and suppliers have our balls in a vice.

For those would still need the luxury of a car, the car should much more than just an internal combustion and battery hybrid. Super capacitors, ultra-high capacity batteries, flywheels, and optimised drivetrains in lightweight chasis all need to be incorporated into each car to make for the most efficient travel.

At 7/5/08 02:12 AM, ad-tame-kemestrees wrote: i dont know why but its true

You are a virgin because you haven't had sex.

That will be 3,000 dollars.

At 7/5/08 02:08 AM, DrugMan3 wrote: Like really how ugly... It's a blob fish it is found on the coast of Australia in the depths. It's rare and hard to find so not much is known about it.

Well its face explains why its so rare. No chick fish would tap that with a harpoon.

At 7/5/08 02:00 AM, ngman7 wrote: The fast-food restaurant should give consumers the option to order their meals by phone. It would save time and money.

Whats wrong? Having trouble fitting into your mom's SUV?

Drop and give me 20 fat boy.

At 7/5/08 01:47 AM, Champigne wrote: Exist for eternity in encompassing bliss?

This might be just me but isn't that just being high all day? And how can happiness be eternal? If anything could be eternally entertaining, I would never stop fapping.

I dunno about you guys but I think hell would be better just for the variation.

Hmmmm lets see. A feature length cowboy comedy movie versus a sketch comedy series with several feature length films with britsh humor.

Kinda comparing apples and orchards isn't it? Honestly both are excellent examples of comedy from a bygone day and your honors debate class should debate something that isn't so blatantly subjective.

Abortion is always good. For dinner.

At 5/9/08 09:42 PM, SmilezRoyale wrote: The point of kosher isn't to be humane, i think it's based on ancient sanitation methods.

Bingo. You get a yellow sticker for applying logic within the first 5 posts of a thread.

At 5/10/08 02:27 AM, bcdemon wrote: "Efforts have been underway since the Reagan administration to remove the terrorist label."

Wow, the US gov has been debating this for 20 freakin years? Apparently this removing of a title is as important to the US as I'm sure it is to Nelson himself. Like the article even says, do you think he (Nelson) will even notice?

More like the flunkies in charge of that list are too lazy to update it. Like you say, Mandela doesn't care enough about being on that list to raise a stink so nobody in the U.S. cares enough to wade through the red tape to take him off it.

Everybody has to realize that the government is run by normal people care about their job as much as anybody would care about flipping burgers.

At 5/10/08 02:18 AM, HighDefinition wrote: Patient: What happens now?
Me: You will probably have to have a Whipple's procedure, including an open cholecystectomy, but not before we conduct a Barium swallow to find out those symptoms of dysphagia, dysphasia and a stress EKG for the ataxia that always keeps recurring. So, we will also schedule for your ECHO, until we know the results of your APTT, INR, CSF, EUC's & CK's for the comprehensive anaesthetic assessment tomorrow. Have a nice day.

Translation: "We are going to do lots of extra crap before doing to same shit we always do and make you feel good about it by throwing as much medical terminology at you as I can". Comprehensive anaesthetic. Thats some grade A BS mah boy.

At 5/10/08 12:47 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: I'm a Christian.

Deal with it.

I'm Atheist(kinda)

Suck it.

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
Screw long winded paragraphs. I have borrowed ethos.