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Edn.

At 6/7/05 10:59 AM, cloned_illusion wrote: Yes, you read me like a book (sarcasm).

Feeling a bit wet? Denile's a pretty big river, I hear. :o

God, that was a lame joke.

At 6/7/05 10:53 AM, cloned_illusion wrote:

At 6/7/05 09:17 AM, JetNinjin wrote: wow, this boards get shittier and shittier

I agree with what this guy says! What is the point of this topic? I think nobody could care less if we are not on this list of yours. I also agree that these boards are going down for the reason that many people are obsessed with some popularity contest that isn't even happening. So sad.

And you, my freind, are obviously in need of luff. Otherwise, you would have just gone your merry way and not bothered typing up a whole paragraph about how this post sucked. It's a cry for attention. I know... I used to be there, too. It's okay. You'll find someone.

At 6/7/05 09:54 AM, Loler_Coaster wrote:

At 6/7/05 09:36 AM, EvilSqueegee wrote: Rate me, and I might luff you. :o

*Wowzers, page 1 was so good, I went to page 2, which was also flawless, so i went tp page three, and not one bad review in site.
Good job. 5/5 + 20 cool points x <3.

Indeed. You said "Wowzers." Luff to you, luff to you!

Oh, goody! +20 cool points... I think I'll start keeping track in my sig.

-Nail- wrote
<Most awsome sarcastic thread ever to grace the BBS>

But sarcasm is so much fun when everybody gets it.

*sniff* Hmm... I smell something burning, but I can feel this post just dripping with something. I can't put my finger on it...

I worked for about four to five hours on this pic last night... I wanted a sexiful desktop. So I made one.

Damn, this is a long link. I should close the tag now. It's a pity I didn't do that earlier.

The image was made with Fireworks.

Give me Kefka, bitches.

Rate me, and I might luff you. :o

At 6/6/05 04:05 PM, Bjra wrote: you, sir, are less significant then the the most disgusting tub of garbage, that reeks worse then the vilest puddle of human excriment, and is so acidic that anything within ten feet of it is melted, alowing dead misfigured animals and small children to add to a large pile of the liquidic remains of carbon based lifeforms around it-

in the name of all intelligent people killed in revolutions, BURN
*inserts dagger AND TWISTS IT*

You give us intelligent people a bad name, asswhipe. Indubitably, you appear rather unequipped to carry on an unostentatious dialogue with those of truly particular linguistic education - your communicative formulations were barely audible to the ears of Originality. I was driven to recollect the earlier years of my educational career upon digesting the totality of your post, the insults contained within bearing far more than a slight similarity to those I was deploying upon my victems during the Great War of theThirdgraders.

(Idunno which post you want to use, I guess you can go with whichever one will earn me a better sig? I insulted the wrong guy the first time around. >:|)

At 6/5/05 08:26 PM, AngryToaster wrote: You play Counter Strike all day and you live in New Jersey!

You sit around on Newgrounds sometimes and you participate in flaming threads!

You wiper of other people's bottoms, I unclog my nose in your general direction! You son of a silly person - your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Silly English K-nnnnnnnniggit!

[Emo Warning]

Dude, at least you didn't mutually fall head over heals, irreversibly, completely and totally in love with the perfect girl and then move to the other side of the country due to medical problems.

[/Emo]

Chipper up, pal. There are more of them out there. You just need to get out more often, and spend less time on Newgrounds.

I can't make up my mind.

Californian chicks... oh, gawd, the californian chicks. There's a reason that they Wish They All Could Be California Girls, lemme tell ya.

Then there's Japanese chicks. Dated one a few months back... She was pretty hot, too. Like, more than pretty hot. Really hot. I could feel my skin melting.

Argh.

Luff to Seizure_Dog. <3

Beware. I might be an asshole at times, but really I'm a Luffmaster on the inside. Rawr.

I'm so in, if you don't mind. I'm an ass, but I can luff. I live to luff.

Johnny Dangerously, you say?

I'll have to check that out. Hmmmm.

Netflix. Learn it, live it, love it.

I thought I was on the luff list!

I didn't get an email... I hate you!1!111!!!1

*stomps off to his room to write emo music*

At 6/6/05 06:25 PM, HeinousDude wrote: This thread reminds me of the NES zelda.

Well here's one more heart container for you :D

<3

Heh. I can beat that! ^

Mmmm, triforce. I must MORE than <3 'em to be giving THOSE away.

Indeed. I <3 the lost hope.

Though you should change your alias to "LostPope." Just 'cause.

At 6/5/05 11:32 PM, X_Anthrax43 wrote: I am a fairly decent animator, i enjoy makeing games and animations but i usally lack what to make games and movies about! so this is why i would like to join the writers guild =)

I'm looking for more help on a game MC_Huggies and I are working on. I can send you the script and whatnot if you like. Right now all we have is some concept art and an almost-finished script, though.

At 6/4/05 06:04 AM, Jedi_Coconut wrote: Well... to celebrate the fact that I now have Fireworks I've decided to make some Improved sigs with the new tools that I'm learning to use...

Fireworks pwns.

I'm glad that I've got Stuido MX because now I can learn all about flash and making animated sigs for all you lovely people...

It's great.

And just to let you all know, I'm not going to make a sig for a request like this:
"OMG! They so good! I want one with like stuff and it has this thing on there and that!"
Please be more of a civilised/organised poster when requesting for sigs...

Can do, will do.

Just to help you out you can use this fill out order thingy if you want.

Done.

Colour(s):

Red and black.

Style:

Grungy/staticky

Name:

EvilSqueegee

Quote:

"Yeah. Keep lookin' at me."

Any pics:

If you could manage one (I don't have it on this computer) A pic of Alucard from Hellsing... see if you can get one of him and his Jackal (the big black gun.) If not, it's cool, any anime guy will do.

At 6/4/05 07:38 PM, PhysicsMafia wrote: i dont see a problem with it being in the oath, it does not specifically say christian god so it does not discriminate against muslims, hindus ect and it is for most ppl just a figure of speach with no deep spiritual meaning. i dont think the argument really warents the attention it has gotten in the media of late.

Agreed.

At 6/4/05 07:20 PM, Sarai wrote: Great, thanks for that review there...

Puts me in a good mood after I found someone was posting my pic in a thread for ugly people and saying how greasy I was...

GRRRRR: Don't post people's OWN pics in threads they didn't ask you to do it. That's politeness!

-Sarai

Sometimes I wonder why I spend time here on assgrounds.com, ya know?

Bah. Pink_Doom. You all have no taste. >:(

...about Christianity.

I do not intend for this thread to be a christianity vs. atheism thread, though I doubt it will evolve into anything else.

Anyways, I got this email from a freind of mine, and I was wondering what opinions other people have on the subject. I'm also posting my own views, be they right or wrong, in reply to each section of the email. Here goes nothing.

Subject: Agree or Disagree

This is by a daughter of a murdered couple in Raytown, Missouriwho had a Bible and Bookstore on 63rd street. Just one more example:

When I had to testify at the murder trial of my parents a week ago, I was asked to raise my right hand. The bailiff started out "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" I stood there and waited but she said nothing. She said "Do you?" I was so stunned I blurted out "What happened to "so help me God'?" She came back with "Do you?" I replied yes, but I was perplexed. Then the judge said "you can say that if you want to." I stopped, raised my right hand, and finished with "So help me God!""

So what? They're just fucking words. Chill out.

I told my son and daughter that when it came time for them to testify, they should do the same. It's no wonder we have so many problems in this country. If I'd had my wits about me I'd have told them that taking God out of the courtroom is only going ! to result in more criminals and murderers like him being in there!

Right, right. You'd be suprised how many christian sex offenders there are. How many Christian murderers there are. Don't think that your specific religion is the only one that (sometimes) results in 'better' people. Comments like this have ALWAYS pissed me off... even back when I was a Christian. For fuck's sake, saying "So help me god" at a trial isn't going to make a fucking difference in how many murderers there are. If you're going to fight for the right to shove your religion down everyone's throats, then do so intelligently. Use logic.

I don't know what can be done about it, but it's time we stepped up and did omething.

CNBC this morning had a poll on this question. They had the highest number of responses that they have ever had for one of their polls and the percentage was the same as t his: 86% to keep the words, 14% against. That is a pretty commanding public response.

I was asked to send this on if I agreed or delete if I didn't.

You know what's funny? That's only the people who watched CNBC, you idiot. Not every fucking american was on the recieving end of the poll. Also, the majority of people honestly don't give a damn. The reason 86% came back as "Keep it" is because 80-86% of the people responding to the poll were moved to respond at all - likely because they were Christian to begin with. It doesn't matter how many of you there are, if Christians are the majority or not. You shouldn't have the right to infect every last damn part of our culture, no matter HOW right you think you are.

Now it is your turn... It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a mess about having "In God We Trust" on our money and having God in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Sit Down and SHUT UP!!!

Oh, that's fucking hysterical. Minorities don't have any rights, do we? You know what happened the last time the Christians told everyone else to shut up? Thousands of people were murdered. It's funny how you can sit there and pretend the Crusades never happened. I find it amusing. How about we "14"% stand up and tell you to keep your fucking mouth shut? You wouldn't like that, now would you? Seriously, I thought you were supposed to treat others as you wish to be treated. That's not very christian of you, little hypocrite.

If you agree, pass this on, if not simply delete..

*delete*

At 6/4/05 05:09 PM, Maus wrote: It takes 2 of us to 'screw.'

Amen.

At 6/4/05 04:40 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I feel discriminated against. :(

Well, I'll build a bigger and better fortress, made of matresses and Barbie vans!
BEAT THAT!
*wields an angry vaccuum cleaner*

Don't worry, Jade, I'm on your side here.

traitor.

What?

That settles it. I'm getting a Revolution.

Seriously, think about it. SHitloads of classic Nintendo games for download, for free. (Duck hunt, bitches.)

My birthday (november 14th) 2070. I'll be 84.

And I'm a pessemistic smoker, too!

Damn, you mean I'm NOT supposed to eat the shells?

God damn 13 year old misinforming fucks...

I'll get to the rest of the requests sometime tomarrow... I might not be online at my place tonight. Setting up the DSL is proving to be a major pain in the ass. Keep 'em coming. I love being given the opportunity to tell people how much they suck. :o