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Author Search Results: 'EvilJesus'

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Topic: Wonderin bout bein the opposite sex

Posted: 11/08/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

If I was a woman, I would spend all day playing with myself.


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Topic: If you were president what would..

Posted: 11/07/09 10:33 PM

Forum: General

A dildo, in the mircowave.


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Topic: Got any family in Wikipedia?

Posted: 11/07/09 12:27 PM

Forum: General

I'm oh so proud of my son


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Topic: NameOfShow

Posted: 11/07/09 12:21 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 12:19 PM, ErickBg3 wrote: /thread

i think this thread is done lmao

This is now about ice cream cones

NameOfShow


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Topic: Superhero Powers

Posted: 11/07/09 12:19 PM

Forum: General

Time manipulation


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Topic: Cigarettes

Posted: 11/07/09 12:14 PM

Forum: General

Why would I smoke when I can do heroin instead!


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Topic: The FUture?

Posted: 11/07/09 12:08 PM

Forum: General

As long as I get to go to the moon for shits and giggles then I don't mind how the future is.


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Topic: H1N1 flu shot now online

Posted: 11/06/09 07:03 PM

Forum: General

I'll need to download some RAM first, I don't have enough for it!


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Topic: So I turned 18 today and...

Posted: 11/06/09 11:07 AM

Forum: General

I remember the day I turned 18 and bought some alcohol, luckily I had no problems and got congratulated by the woman who served me.


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Topic: Unknown Lifeform found - Legit

Posted: 11/03/09 04:33 PM

Forum: General

Damn I'm hungry.


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Topic: [google wave] NG Contact List

Posted: 11/03/09 12:50 PM

Forum: General

eviljesusng@gmail.com

Invite me baby


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Topic: when should u start shaving?

Posted: 11/03/09 12:07 PM

Forum: General

At 11/3/09 11:57 AM, BillyTh3Kid wrote:
At 11/3/09 11:51 AM, EvilJesus wrote: I started shaving early, at about 14/15 because I had the bum fluff moustache and now I have to sahve every morning because I'm a man.
Your 18 bro, your a kid.

Yeah don't worry, I'm magical.


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Topic: when should u start shaving?

Posted: 11/03/09 11:51 AM

Forum: General

I started shaving early, at about 14/15 because I had the bum fluff moustache and now I have to sahve every morning because I'm a man.


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Topic: What's in your pocket right now?

Posted: 11/03/09 09:31 AM

Forum: General

My keys and my phone, that's all I need for now baby!


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Topic: [google wave] NG Contact List

Posted: 11/03/09 09:30 AM

Forum: General

So basically it's going to be a huge cluster fuck of NGers?
Hmm...


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Topic: Ass or Breasts?

Posted: 11/02/09 07:50 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 07:26 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: I choose butts.

I choose yours ;D


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Topic: Philopsophy major?

Posted: 11/02/09 06:57 PM

Forum: General

Philosophy teacher is a good one.


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Topic: Kickass Names You Know!

Posted: 11/02/09 05:51 PM

Forum: General

Max Fightmaster!


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Topic: Wadefulp - Atwi80d

Posted: 11/02/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

Wade visiting my homeland, Wales!

Wadefulp - Atwi80d


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Topic: What did everyone do last night?

Posted: 11/01/09 09:25 PM

Forum: General

I drank, I chilled, I was awesome!


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Topic: How can i protect my house?

Posted: 10/30/09 11:26 PM

Forum: General

At 10/30/09 11:07 PM, OfficeMan wrote: Evil Jesus

Fuck you >:C


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Topic: "i'm Leaving The Country If..."

Posted: 10/30/09 05:34 PM

Forum: General

If they win I might leave the country too/


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Topic: Omegle challenge

Posted: 10/30/09 04:55 PM

Forum: General

I found an NGer, fuck yeah!

Stranger: lets fuck
You: SO THEN I PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE
You: after all, she was from NG
Stranger: oh shit
You: wait
Stranger: uh oh
You: oh my


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Angry

Topic: Why all the gate hate?

Posted: 10/30/09 11:29 AM

Forum: General

FUCKING GATES TAKING UP MY DRIVE WAY!

Why all the gate hate?


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Topic: Translation Party [Fun tool]

Posted: 10/29/09 11:31 PM

Forum: General

If I put 'masters' instead it would come up with some really stupid shit that was weird.

The donkey sat on his master lap while eating a carrot

Sitting on your lap during a donkey eating a carrot

Sitting on a donkey eating a carrot on the knee

Sitting on his lap to eat the carrots the donkey

Sitting on the knee, carrots, eat a donkey

Knee, a carrot, eat a donkey Sitting

Knee, carrots, eat your ass


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Topic: Post Your Halloween Costume!!

Posted: 10/29/09 04:20 PM

Forum: General

I'm going as Dr Isano, pictures will be available once I've partied for halloween.


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Topic: Britain's international cities?

Posted: 10/28/09 11:44 AM

Forum: General

Not even a single welsh one, sometimes I just want to cry.


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Topic: Penis out of boxers while in pants.

Posted: 10/27/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Yacazuma wrote: Jeans, man. jeans.

I wear jeans and I still get this problem too, its really weird and you just have to sort it out


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 10/27/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

So I married the hottest stickam user?
Damn right!


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 10/27/09 06:03 PM

Forum: General

At 10/27/09 04:00 PM, MrCongeniality wrote: Ok everyone, I want to run a poll. Who do you think are the hottest users among NG Stickam Chat?

I choose Tomato, Deluca, and Jamie. Probably also Timmy. Hahaha.

PennyPigtails of course!


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