Rugby is my national sport, and yes, it can be rather brutal

I'm blind, or forgetful, I forgot which one.

At 11/22/09 10:15 PM, STEM wrote: Contest:
first person to slap an angry face sticker on their front door wins!
GO!

I would, but I got banned from rubbing coffee beans on my balls.

At 11/22/09 05:43 PM, slayer1029 wrote: I can pull tubeworms out of my ass, in similar fashion to clowns performing that uber long handkerchief trick

Now that's sexy!

At 11/21/09 11:35 PM, Kevin wrote: Now I'm stuck on level 45... The underwater torpedo mission.

You have to swim on the surface so they can't lock on to you

At 11/21/09 11:09 PM, Cericon wrote: Oh, also, he wont be seeing this until tomorrow because the little snob decided to go off early today.

If you don't know him, he is a textbook lurker.

Sexbook lurker actually.

At 11/19/09 10:29 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote:

At 11/19/09 09:32 PM, EvilJesus wrote: MissAllanPoe came back and got Penny to divorce me D:

You had it coming fucker.

All I want in life is a little bit of love to take the pain away.

Not really, maybe minor things, I'm not an attention whore you see.

MissAllanPoe came back and got Penny to divorce me D:

That life will get better and more fun when I'm older... like fuck it has!

Luckily I very rarely get spam so it's all cool for me either way.

At 11/17/09 10:05 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote: Jon and penny, kissing in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

Why would she cheat on me D:

While we're discussing music, anyone know any good jazz?

At 11/17/09 07:57 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: AIDS and life

And cancer.

What about black people?

At 11/16/09 10:02 PM, Haloya wrote:

At 11/16/09 09:59 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Also they used sledge hammers and had explosions. you can't lose with that combination

Mythbusters is all of those x 10

With a lot more moustache too!

I kinda snapped mine in half in class because it was starting to piss me off from being too shit, after all, it was a motorola.

"So seriously, why haven't we fucked yet?"

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT DAVID >:C

At 11/13/09 07:23 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I'd be a California Redwood.

Fuck you guys, I've been alive longer than your whole fucking family line, and I'm fireproof. Nyah.

They also look fucking cool.

Count me in on this, we'll go together and rape the ferns!

Pear fucking cider, if you can't get any try some apple sours!

Well there goes my faith in humanity...

More importantly, why can't lobsters talk!

But I need my blood for when I bleed! I can't bleed without blood!

I moderate the train tracks for pudding!

If I was a woman, I would spend all day playing with myself.

A dildo, in the mircowave.

I'm oh so proud of my son

At 11/7/09 12:19 PM, ErickBg3 wrote: /thread

i think this thread is done lmao

This is now about ice cream cones

Time manipulation