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Augh! I forgot to reply to this topic!

No, my last two weeks have not been good. We've had dead birds, a cat who got spayed and ripped open her stitches, a sister who fell out of the second story of a house while drunk, a psychology exam, finals, shitty little insolent punks who got the bitch slap, applications, assholish farmers, and a principle who said that working for a poor community by helping set up their soccer game in a day, and helping in a clothes drive funded by the local church does not count as twenty hours, even though I did it for two straight days.

And now I have to do ten more hours for National Honor Society. And make a webpage with pictures, and a Senior Independant Project, and whatnot. Among other various things. The first thing done right now is that my finals are over.

Y'know what? I just figured out what the purpose of a principle is. To take the fall for the administration's shitty ideas.

At 12/13/05 04:17 AM, _FLAGG wrote: I've decided I like chai tea. A lot.

Hey, you AZNfile freak! Degenerate!

But nope, not gay.

....did I forget something? I think I need to say something to a certain someone, some insolent Chilean. >_>

At 11/2/05 08:58 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Hey EGA, thanks for explainign where you have been the last 3 months.

Hey, that's not three months! That was.......two weeks?

I haven't posted here in so long? I mean like, I've been logging on to so many forums. And then the cat jumps on me and eats my neck. And I smash my head against the monitor in shock because that hasn't happened ever since I lived in Canada, and they had the bastard dog put down.

Anyways, disasters not counting, yeah that's been my last two weeks. And then I remember that I hadn't talked to any of you in so long. And that I missed all of you.

And I log on and see all the nooblets?

YOU BASTARDS!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

*walks over to corner and cries*

I was going to say that I had to put a bunch of eigthth grade punks in their place, but I was going to say it like "I was having violent thoughts about children" and my skin is getting progressively lighter.

0_____o

I'm going to make this short.

Election turn out has grown smaller in America. Fewer and fewer people are voting.

The percentage of Americans voting, however contains a greater percentage of active participation in the process than in other countries.

So a majority of a minority is having a greater impact than the actual majority.

Why is this?

Why are people not voting?

1. No faith in the process

2. No confidence in the results

3. Apathy.

Now I know that those are three problems. But maturity dictates that people are able to accept the fact that in a democracy, that they are not always going to get what they want. The faith issue is because good honest people who have the population's interests at heart are anywhere else but in the political spectrum. Instead, we have the sterotypical selfish, self centered dude who either
A: Wants oil from Iraq, and obviously therefore votes from Haliburton, which obviously runs the country.

or B: Wants to garner support by calling shit down on how wrong the Iraq war is or stuff.

Now the problem here is twofold, in this case. There really aren't good candidates, but it's up to a person to decide if they want to dirty their hands or not. Not much to be done there.

The other side is that people don't care anymore. They have lost confidence in politics, and reason that nothing good comes from them, and therefore do not care. Therefore, the majority plays a very small part in what is supposed to be a representative process.

if people are not active and critical participants in the process, and don't partake in it, there are always other people who are very willing to take advantage of apathy.

So that's the problem. Now how do you cure apathy?

Darn. I thought I said this was going to be short! >:(

.......the fucking MARINES got away with that?

Jesus Christ! I thought they haven't been able to do interviews like that ever since Vietnam! Oh well, lawls.

Anyways, we have a bunch of degenerate rabbits in our backyard, cojudos in the words of our gardener, a bunch of Toucan babies that make like Crows and caw all the damn time, a degenerate pussy cat that loves my scratched and bitten hands more than me, and our good old Amazon Blue Front Parrot.

Who is showing signs of alternate PMS and Menopause. She thinks I'm a male parrot, but that I also need to be bitten all the time.

I'm getting a 750 on my SATs! Hooray! I may end up in Hamilton, New York with some luck.

Oh, and hi Proteas. How's it been?

I like it when countries say that they're unconcerned about their image and then attack America for being concerned about image!

Oh wait. Aren't those countries concerned about image anyways? Oh noes, hipocrisy! Darn!

By literal definition and generalization, all countries are scumbag lying shallow ignorant racist discriminatory misogynist dinosaur pragmatics; Full of contradictions!

Doesn't Moore have a pent house in New York, if I remember correctly?

http://www.comics2fi..Frame.php?f_id=14286

!

This is a cruel, cruel joke!

Christopher Nolan, please, slap the guy in public and kick his nuts!

I'm totally serious!

And no, no PS2, new computer, better internet connection, or World of Warcraft for me this summer.

Fuck it all. >:(

While I'm willing to give the benefit of doubt, I would love to see these ''reports'' showing America to be evil in the future.

No, really, I would love to. I need a laugh.

At 6/20/05 03:33 PM, Empanado wrote: Oh, you know how it is. We've just been laughing at recent political disorders in third-world countries. Well, to some of them. Ok, just a few.

There are people in Chile who can read?

Well, that's quite a surprise! And here I was, thinking that there weren't civilized people in that coca buying prostitute growing place just to my north west!

Can you do a survey for me? Ask your people whether they can read or write better.

And now for the serious answer: Things really are fucked up here, but since when has South America been really alright in the head?

BTW Proteas, you're a lucky sun of a gon. I tried the job market here in Santa Cruz and now I've determined that it's more beneficial not to work at all for no money.

Anyone moved on from NG since the last time I posted?

*spins in circles*

Blarg! Everyone is a stranger!

.....minature American flags and abortions for all?

Anyways, I think I'm on vacation from school and I'm not sick anymore.

And truth be said.....I actually missed you all! Sadly, I won't have any opportunities to really restart getting my fix here until July. And then I'll have World of Warcraft on my hands.......

Oh well. How is everybody?

At 5/17/05 08:24 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: I hope to god that is a photoshop.

Well I certainly hope so too, because it was in the local clipped comic books and newspaper bin that the kindergardeners use to make scrap books.

0_0

Hmmmmm.

Funk, rants make us feel alive again. I'm too tired and apathetic to do so now....but oh well.

The Joker still scares me! :(

At 5/16/05 01:05 AM, Empanado wrote: But Slam Dunk was different. For starters, it was funny as hell. Maybe a bit too much, I mean, 1/4 of the whole story was told using SD characters. Also, it wasn't full of shit, just the necessary for a sports-based anime. It was like, "I'm going to block that shot!" and the other guy was like "No you're not! HA!" And that was it. Also, characters had a life outside of the game.

I can't decide which version sounds better. The Japanese dub, Spanish Dub or Chinese Dub.

Augh!

But yeah. It's really a shame that long speechs and supremely long sequences have to take place before anything happens, just right in the middle of all the action in Japanese Cartoons.

One thing out of many things I liked about Cowboy Bebop is that the action was realistic. The long overflowing philosophy had it's clearly defined airspace, and didn't try to steal from the action.

And I'm putting down $10 that I'm the only one here who ever saw Shin Hakkoden. The futuristic one.

AXN was L337 in Taiwan, but it sucks like the pendejo de su puta here.

So... Hm, I guess that, just maybe I could give a damn about that Samurrey Shampoo thingie. But I guess it'd be better if I wait for the Cowboy Bebop movie to be aired at Cinemax first.

I saw the movie already. Thrice.

God, the fight sequence at the end......and then I played Metal Gear Solid 3, and wondered how fucking cool it would be if Snake had CQC and Spike's Jeet Kwan Do to mix up.

*sighs*

At 5/13/05 04:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have a good reason; it's delicious.

That's more intellectual than me!

But why do you have a pic of Micheal Moore eating something Funk? Are you planning a hit? I'm a good hit man.

At 5/12/05 09:03 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: OC

Oh hell no, oh hell no, oh HELL NO.

Oh wait, it's just Rugby. Sorry, I forget easy sometimes.

I get world of warcraft in maybe two weeks. Out of school in three.

Oh funs. And I missed you all too.

I'm still a forum traitor though, so feel free to make insulting sigs. Hee hee.

What? About me? Of course not!

At 5/12/05 06:30 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: I have the Zelda shirt.

Which one? Anyone see the concept art for Princess Zelda of new LOZ game?

W00t! But she still lacks a "treasure chest"</Sexism>

At 5/9/05 10:27 PM, Julianzzzzz wrote: In my community, they are culling hundreds of deer in inhumane ways to control their population. However, they haven't fully considered non-violent options such as contraceptives. How can they just KILL hundreds of deer?!?!?!?! Who agrees/disagrees with me?

*holds hands up*

What "inhumane ways," what non-violent options, and why are you questioning the morality of hunting?

Just what kind of a education in anthropology do you have, anyways?!?

BTW, LOL contraceptives. Yeah, I'm sure those bucks will make a consciencient effort to keep the condoms on, and so will the females. One question though, if buck ejaculates, does he have to reach down, keep a firm grip on it, and withdraw?

Or is that going to be the job of the people who do this wonderful job of contracepting?

BTW, lol contraceptives.

At 5/9/05 08:32 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: oh yeah us brits are so gay. just because were more sophisticated then your american redneck were gay. just go bugger off.

There are so many things that I could say that are wrong with this post, but I'll just remind everyone that I'm Canadian and leave it at that.

Whoosh!

Harry= Brit.

Bumcheekcity= Brit

Brits= Crazy.

Brits may or may not be ghey.

Harry= One guy friend and one girlfriend.

So he's both homo and hetero! Loves his boys and girls, yes he does.

At 5/8/05 04:50 AM, Maus wrote: I think that Harry will ultimately end up with Parvati Patel. Chao Chang is way too obvious.

What! No Moaning Myrtle?

Dude! That's just too much sexual innuendo NOT to! Ghost secks!

If numbers really did mean something in modern warfare, I wonder how did the Germans get ALL the way to Stalingrad and Moscow?

Technology and numbers do not make or break a army. Things called ''tactics'' mean much much more. If Hitler hadn't been an over-bearing idiot for Operation Barbarossa, then Soviet Russia would be kaput. Plain and simple.

Just like if Mussolini hadn't made problems in the Balkans, if if if if if etc etc..

Cats are silly things.

Honestly. I remember our old neighbor in Canada, made her living by selling kittens and cats out of her house.

Not a day would go by without us finding one in our backyard. Once we found the mother pwning a rabbit's insides.

Nazi Germany wasnt THAT powerful anyways.

Bullshit.

At 4/14/05 12:01 PM, The_Patriot wrote: Americans are so ignorant

Please, why won't this dammed thread die? If I wanted to read a whole bunch of nationalistic bullshit complete with discriminating masturbation, from both sides, I'd have built my own damn time machine by now.

*Does not know honestly what to say*

Despite that, on with the show!

Looking down that window or at that knife or drug....Jesus. Life IS better than the twelve gauge brain dance.

So I'm glad that you had the strength of character to step back from that end, Wraith. I would've honestly missed you.

As for bracelets......

*Shows arms devoid of anything but uneven tanning and a watch*

I've never told anyone what I almost did that day, and I don't think I ever will. Why? Because I don't think that anyone needs to know, or has to know. Time passes by, let the past lie where it does. Let it lie where it is.

So return to life, take the good, the bad, the ugly, both, all of it. Live life because....because....

Ah crap, I'm rambling again.

In life, there are only the pursuing, the pursued, the busy and the tired.

So life moves on. What is happened with Skunk?

At 4/12/05 09:49 AM, Freakapotimus wrote: Oh I trust you, I've run into a few of them before.

You know, that's what made the BBS not so productive for me.

<broken record>"Everything I can say has been said"</broken record> but now I feel like I just come back to talk down idiots with cursewords and all.

Then again, this is the same person who signed up for Landoverbaptist forums, so who am I to complain? Making people look stupid is addictive, and there's no feeling like it.

Dammit, I don't take any drugs but I'm just as addicted as the worse.

*sigh*

At 4/11/05 01:59 PM, Maus wrote: Lamb Chops, and her creator, Shari Lewis:

People will never know the full scope and scale of children's shows and cartoons.

Then again, would I be able to say the same for "adult shows/cartoons"?

Anyways...next topic.

Why the hell was HBO playing "The Mighty Ducks" trilogy? I mean, I can understand that they continually refuse to play good movies, but the Mighty Ducks?

What the hell?

That's it?

Holy fuck, now I know why I'll never be any good with computers.

At 4/11/05 10:04 AM, TheShrike wrote: Imbalanced chicken? *drools*

But think of the other food! Gold for gold, supply for supply, no other food can defeat IMBA chicken! It's IMBA, NERF NERF NERF gg no re.

On a secondary note, how do you change text color in MS paint?

Government and personal scandals do not suprise me.

So, could he come under criminal charges, realistically?

At 4/11/05 09:23 AM, TheShrike wrote: La Li Lu Le Lo Street? No shit?

No shit. They're probably just lazy, but I'm not taking any chances. I really don't need a pacemaker with a remote control, and the *cough wheeze* do I? Then again...I can't remember if it was "La Li Lu Le Lo" or "La Le Li Lo Lu," I need to check that map again.

And Imba Chicken? "Imba" is "imbalanced" in WCIII speak, usually refering to unit stats. They even have trucks with the logo on it. Imba chicken, could it be good for you?