At 6/16/02 04:34 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote:

At 6/16/02 03:32 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: NOOO!!! I love to masturbate!

Which is exactly why we need to chat more.

I don't have AIM anymore, it destroyed my hard drive. Every time I logged on I would get 30-40 AIM requests and my computer would freeze.

At 6/16/02 04:18 PM, Janus wrote:

At 6/16/02 04:02 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote:

OMFG! It's EGW!!!! Where the fuck have you been?!?!?!

-Janus

College, mofo.
Where in all fucking hell have you been?
What happened to the GPS? I can't get to it anymore.

Friday evening, I sold a drawing for the first time!

Some woman ont he street gave my $20 for a drawing that cost me all but $2 to make!

YAY!

At 6/15/02 02:44 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote:

At 6/15/02 02:30 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote:

NOOO!!! I love to masturbate!

At 6/15/02 11:20 AM, Pree10der wrote:

At 6/15/02 01:30 AM, Pantomime_Horse wrote:

At 6/12/02 08:17 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

"If you love something..set if free,
if it comes back, it was meant to be..
but if it sticks around, and eats your food,
trashes your stuff, takes up space, and
doesn't realize you set it free...
Then you either gave birth to it,
or married it...so kick it to the curb!"
courtesy of the MadMotherf's club...

"If you love something, set it free.
If it never comes back, it was never yours to begin with.
But if it comes back with sores and scabs on it's lips,
You'd better think twice about keeping it."

-Jeffrey Ross.

At 6/12/02 08:17 PM, Commander-K25 wrote: Post your quotes here, any subject, any person.

"Everything is bullshit." -George Carlin.

At 6/5/02 12:33 AM, KaKaPaPa wrote: I wish these boards were more, how do you say... mature.

This is Newgrounds: NOBODY HERE IS ENTIRELY MATURE! I'm 21 and I've got to be among the most immature people here. Granted there is some shit going on that is just infantile (and hence-forth, no excuse for) but I come here just to do my thing without having to worry about my parents calling me a nutcase like they do every time I speak my peice.

Just learn to roll with it.

Goddamn my wisdom teeth, go fucking die!

Okay, here's the deal: My top 2 wisdom teeth came in 2 years ago just perfectly, but now they both have cavities (most toothbrushes can't reach those fuckers.)
My bottom 2 never could decide if they wanted to come up or stay in, so they're just kind of half-emerged from my mouth right now. Looks like I'm going to have to decide for them!

Who wants to see (give or take 6 months) pics of me with blood dripping from my mouth in terrible pain?

At 6/4/02 10:49 AM, Stimp_pimp_doggy_dog wrote: Y do Rob DenBleyker and Ben Spurgin hate each other?

p00p!

Your humble narrator is getting a malenky bit tired of his constant bitchy-witching.

~~~<~~<~~~~<{@

At 6/2/02 09:56 AM, logicnot wrote:

are there any psytrancers out there???

Please explain to me the scientific nature of the psytrancer.

At 5/30/02 08:15 PM, Stimp_pimp_doggy_dog wrote:

O_o but but we need women to cook 4 us and who wuld provide pleasure ;)

...

At 5/31/02 12:51 PM, Losperman wrote:

At 5/31/02 12:39 PM, sizzler wrote:

Whoever buys it, doens't use it.
Who ever uses it, doens't know they're using it.
And whoever can see it, doesn't want to use it either.

What is it?

A casket.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies?

the truck a week later.

At 5/30/02 11:15 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 5/30/02 10:49 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote:

What? No one for me to ban? :(

Tee-hee, I didn't think you would actually read this thread!

At 5/30/02 10:59 PM, Captain_Hook_28 wrote:
He is a hard rocking, great acting son of a b and I will be damned If i will allow you to say matrix was all he was "useful" for.

Did you every watch SPEED?

"You have a gun pointed at your head! What do you do? What do you DO?"

My response: "Take another goddamn acting class, that's what I would do if I were you (Keanu)."

At 5/30/02 10:50 PM, Captain_Hook_28 wrote: This thread is dedicated to riddles
those who produce a riddle that can't be answered will be honoured here. Submit riddles
One day you may reach my rank of level 9 wizard
and don't claim you are already there. because you are certainly not.
SO SUBMIT THE RIDDLES....IF YOU DARE!!
here is an easy one to get started
"forwards I am heavy, backwards I'm not. What am I?"
[insert evil/maniacal laugh here]
lets do this!

This may be a dumb answer, but a pendulum?

At 5/30/02 10:46 PM, Testerline wrote: BTTF was alright but its got nothing on Bill & Ted

The only thing that Keanu Reeves is even remotely useful for was The MATRIX.

At 5/30/02 10:51 PM, Testerline wrote: What is your favorite part of the day? If you have one. If you dont i feel sorry for you maybe you should get one.

3:00 in the afternoon because for whatever reason that's when I'm most likely to bump into an old friend in the grocery store or at the mall.

I got all kinds of neat shit today!

First off, I got some CD's by the Cure and Gary Nueman (can't spell his last name, but he's really scary.) Then I spent a little birthday money and got myself some new art supplies and shtuff.

Dad got me a pewter dragon sculpture with blue crystal eyes that are all scary and powerful looking. Another friend of mine got me a resin-plastic Chinese dragon (the kind you see at cheap Chinese restaurants, don't ask me how he got a hold of one.) It's really cool, it's body is coiled and it's holding a fireball in one paw.

1 <3 dr4g0n5!!!

Bang those cerimonial drums, light them candles and burn me some incense, mofos...

... today is a most special day indeed!

Yessir, there's no looking back now, none whatsoever...

... most of you know what I'm talking about...

... I did this on the same day last year as well...

...

... At 4:31 AM this very day I officially turned 21 years of age!!!

C'mon, let's get shit-faced! (JK, I quit drinking)
Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEE!!!

At 5/29/02 08:27 PM, EZ3 wrote: When I look in the mirror I can't believe what I see
Tell me, who's that funky dude starin' back at me?


Broken, beaten down can't even get around
without an old-man cane I fall and hit the ground
Shivering in the cold, I'm bitter and alone


Excuse the bitchin' - I shouldn't complain
I should have no feeling, 'cuz feeling is pain
As everything I need is denied me
And everything I want is taken away from me
But who do I got to blame? Nobody but me


I don't wanna be a old man anymore
It's been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night
It's time I got back to the good life
It's time I got back, it's time I got back
'n I don't even know how I got off the track
I wanna go back, yeah!


Screw this crap, I've had it! I ain't no mr. cool
I'm a pig, I'm a dog, so 'scuse me if I drool
I ain't gonna hurt nobody, ain't gonna cause a scene
I just need to admit I want sugar in my tea
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!

cute

At 5/29/02 08:23 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote:

At 5/29/02 08:14 PM, bungled_girl wrote:

Here's today's horoscope for CANCER from MSN:

"You should be feeling pretty excited when it comes to your most important relationships today, and you ought to be pretty hard to resist right now. Don't be afraid to make your feelings known and ask for whatever you want from that special person in your life. You should be primed for romantic success right now."

Hope it's some help :-)

At 5/29/02 08:14 PM, bungled_girl wrote: i'm a cancer. Don't get me wrong or anything, i'm not like depressed or sad, i'm just confused about why everyone seems to want to be the same...or maybe they really ARE all the same, i don't know. Maybe i just stick out because i live in a small town...

I live in Portland (Maine, that is.) Which isn't exactly a big city, but not a small town either. EVERYONE is either a drunken redneck, a wanna-be hippie, or gay (I am not a bigot or anything, but it's true. Portland has a HUGE gay population.) They're all the same. I've spoken to many people from day to day, they all think the same, sound the same, even dress the same (some of them.)
I spent most of my life as an outcast for the dumbest reasons, mostly because people are too full of their own shit to get to know the real me. People are so full of shit and most of them don't know their own asses from holes in the ground. Hell, just look at most of the people who come HERE to NG! We're all fucked in the head! but do we care? not really.

People are full of shit, you shouldn't let them influence you in ways that might affect how you grow as a person. If that happens for too long, you start to become them.

That may sound strange, but that's the best advice I can give right now: Don't let people get inside your head when you don't want them there, get inside your own mind and hang out for a while.

At 5/29/02 07:59 PM, Captain_Hook_28 wrote: This thread is all about Back to the Future. You can discuss anything you want as long as it pertains in someway to the movie series!

Micheal J. Fox was terrible in The Frighteners.

At 5/29/02 07:52 PM, bungled_girl wrote: Sometimes i wonder why. wondering why is the first step to...shit, never mind....Anyway, i really was wondering something. Am i the only person who wants to be my own person?

Oh Hell no!
I'm a 20 year old female caucasian fantsy artist (I'm a Gemini, too. That doesn't make things any easier!) I've been trying to get a grip on my own self for years now. It seems neverending, and it's still a total bitch, but I've come a long way. I'm constantly changing, learning, evolving (or I try my damn best to do all 3 at once) that way I can see it from all angles. That and duality and randomness is pretty much the norm for most Gemini females.

What's your sign?

No I'm not going to get all "Miss Cleo" or anything, but maybe looking at your horoscope will give you some insights. Most people I know born under the air signs (Libra, Gemini, and I think Aquarius) are at similar points as you and I are (or seem to be.) Interesting things are starting to happen, so why not prepare? talk to me, maybe I can help.

At 5/29/02 07:20 PM, bungled_girl wrote:
big days kick ass

Boy are you going to be kicking and screaming in another 24 hours!

At 5/29/02 03:44 PM, YoinKFS wrote: She named her clock after the only thing she eats. She sits on her fat ass eating baconburgers! HAHAHA!

U r m34n.

At 5/29/02 03:31 PM, Fatboy_69 wrote:

At 5/29/02 03:05 PM, Valz wrote: Classmates, the World's Best Place to Reunite

If only 11 people can be bothered to turn up....

... then I guess nobody wants to go.

At 5/29/02 10:11 AM, FredVegas wrote: Hey, my name's Fred. I found this site through a link at Fugly.com and figured I'd check it out. I haven't looked around much yet, but I've seen a few of the flash movies fom here. Funny shit. I'll check out the rest as I go. I know this post is shit, but like I said, it's my first. Hopefully, my future posts will be less shitty, but I doubt it. Oh well...
Btw, what's with the clock crew stuff?

Allo'

I am the wise, all-powerful, all-knowing Evil Geisha Woman!!!

The clock crew bullshit goes a long time back, I don't quite understand it myself. And Fugly kicks ass.

At 5/29/02 07:55 AM, crazyNorngirl wrote: he band gorillaz is Rocking! Gorillaz are coming out with a movie soon! tis true! and remeber kids. Smoking is bad for u and for boys too it with cause your penis to wither and fall off. Do u want that to happen to you? well I guess u do ^-^ and remeber sckool is cool..pok'mon is bad..Harry Potter GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

Gorrilaz isn't my thing, but I like their videos. Radiohead was cool at first until I found out that EVERYONE in art college likes them, then I didn't like them anymore. Weezer sucks ass, so does Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Sabrina the Teenage Witch (the live action AND the cartoon TV shows.) Lord of the Rings r0><or5, Gandelf could tear Harry Potter into tiny little peices.