At 7/18/09 03:01 AM, Notanius wrote: Boring.

Er, it wasn't meant to be entertaining.

Really, why is FOX as a whole allowed to exist? It tries to take everything good in the world and butcher it.

I like the instant/cup noodle/ramen things, but only because they're cheap, quick, and are a hot meal. As for taste, pretty average.

Apparently, furniture has feelings. Or so, my aunt's boyfriend thinks. My aunt's son, Ethan(aged 3) climbed onto one of the living room chairs, something he always does in the presence of my aunt. However, my aunt was absent at the time, and when she's gone her boyfriend likes to act extra strict to poor old Ethan. However, this time I questioned his sanity.

After Ethan had climbed onto the chair, my aunt's boyfriend immediately snapped at Ethan, and said "Ethan, is THAT how you treat furniture?!?! Look, you've gone and hurt it's feelings! Say sorry and hug the chair, or you're going to stand in that corner over there until you're ready to apologize to it!" Of course, Ethan, like any sane person, refused. He doesn't know too many words, but I imagine something was going through his brain like "What the fuck are you smoking?"

So, tldr, my 3 year old cousin got punished for not apologizing and hugging a chair.

At 6/16/09 10:40 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: which do you take as more offensive, "Fuck you" or "i'm not a fan of you"

That's not his point, he's wondering why "Fuck you" IS considered more offensive.

Another one of my old not so good ones.

One of my not so good ones. Funny nonetheless.

Grigori got tired of trying to ressurect the citizens of Ravenholm, but he found another practical purpose for the zombies.

At 6/7/09 09:58 PM, theendoftheworld wrote: how i do have the sex?

You're doing it wrong; it's "how do i form babby"

I cannot believe I seriously misunderstood the thread title this badly.

I thought he was confessing his sins to a kitten that was on fire. Or something.

I have a feeling no one is actually going to troll them originally, just ask them "what is 1/0" and giggle like a retard with plastic wrap.

At 6/10/09 06:26 PM, TRlCKY wrote: OK, how do I activate/deactivate/use NoCollide?

It's basically a tool that allows 2 objects to pass through each other. For example, you no collide the pistol into the ragdoll's hands so it looks like he is holding it, or no collide the ragdoll past the invisible forcefield of the chair. It's a tool listed under construction tools, I believe. Click on it, and after you get your no collide gun out, click the 2 objects you want to pass through each other. Then, when you have the position you like, weld them together. Then unfreeze.

At 6/10/09 06:19 PM, TRlCKY wrote: I've been trying to make some funny pictures in GMod but am having trouble with 2 things on ragdolls.

1) How do I make ragdolls hold things like a gun, phone or coffee mug? I've tried placing them in their hand with the finger poser and phys gun but fail miserably.

2) How do I make them sit in a chair? I have tried posing them in a seating position, turning them into a statue and placing them, but there appears to be some invisible force field in the part where you sit preventing them from sitting on it, I have also tried placing them on it without making them a statue.

Help please, thanks in advance.

Well, despite the fact this belongs in the VG forum, i'll try to help. For placing guns in their hand, just no collide the gun into their hand and adjust the fingers accordingly. Once again, for 2, just get them into sitting position, then nocollide them onto the chair. Nocollide is the answer!

Just another FUNKbrs rant thread. You get used to these after awhile.

OH SHIT, the 4channers are obviously not pleased with us Newgrounders getting Newgrounds so hi up on the list. Girugamesh is getting pretty god damn high! I suggest we be wary.

Pretend to be gay AND burn the bible in front of them. Guaranteed spot in Hell but it'll be worth it.

Wow, look at the TF2 forums, everyone is throwing a huge fucking whiny fit because they think Jarate is immature and will ruin TF2 as we know it. Most of them can't put up good arguments, and don't want their "super hardcore mlg pro noobpwner" image to be tarnished by throwing piss at people.

Another noob at life trying to beat Cho's high score.

At 5/19/09 05:27 PM, DrClay wrote:

At 5/19/09 05:26 PM, Facepalmer wrote: So I was going to fight this chick.

and your a male... your a pussy

tldr?

At 5/19/09 01:33 AM, Tykwa wrote:

At 5/19/09 01:22 AM, csdthegreat wrote: Cockroach go dramatic BOOM?

Seriously, get a book or something...

Nah, Seriously it really did explode, not much sound other than the firing itself, but the shower of wings and sudden flying of disgusting objects. ( I am yet to find the body )

Where it was last whole... red because i blocked the flash

Yeah, I had a roach infestation recently, and I as well has an excuse to use my airsoft gun. The bastard DID blow up.

Since when did Newgrounders have morals against hitting girls and such?

At 5/10/09 08:35 PM, The-Condor wrote:

At 5/10/09 08:33 PM, AngelSierra wrote: a school bathroom, I mean if you having sex in there thats fine but masterbating in there? sick!

That makes no sense at all. Pleasuring your self is worse than fucking underage school girls and potentially becoming a 16 year old father and getting herpes and aids and dieing young.

yeah....

pssssst

I could be wrong, I mean i'm not implying anything here, but I think he might ACTUALLY be
sarcastic.

At 11/8/08 05:07 PM, BlackSapphire wrote:

At 11/8/08 04:51 PM, gizmo12345 wrote:

At 11/8/08 04:47 PM, BlackSapphire wrote: Looks shit.

Serious.

Sorta like Fallout ... with robots.

and candy

and rape

No, and no.

And no.

And tanks. And bedn.

and bedn

Come on, everyone has drank before the legal age. Looks like your brother was an idiot and did it in public though. So, yeah, laugh.

Sure, you're supporting Egoraptor by buying the shirt, but I doubt anyone really knows what Metal Gear Awesome is. You should buy a Newgrounds shirt and support Tom :D

NG chat is just a lie to distract us from Swine Flu.

I would be really pissed and be all like "Oh, my favorite website is gone forever, fuuuuuu" and just generally be angry for a bit. But I wouldn't get too bent over it.

My friend dropped 5 dollars and I picked it up. He never saw that 5 dollars again, and I didn't feel any remorse. Think of it this way:

What the hell is that punk gunna do with the money? I'm putting it towards a good cause.... the "Me" cause.

I don't think I could bear with watching my penor sizzle on a grill, but fried penis sounds... not too bad. Fried penor with bbq sauce and Sour cream and onion chips with onion dip. Im actually hungry now.

Not mature enough? You read the fucking newspaper. Only real men read the newspaper.

Maybe Wikigrounds can get Newgrounds some publicity.