You need a Grounds Gold Account to post on the NG BBS! If you don't have one, click here to sign up now! It's fast, free, and easy — and opens up tons of great NG features!

Author Search Results: 'EvilerBowser1001'

We found 6,779 matches.


<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 6,779 matches. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7116226

1.

None

Topic: Polygamist convicted of...

Posted: 11/08/09 07:11 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 06:46 AM, void123 wrote: Fucking hell how did a guy who looks as freakish as that bag 9 wives and an under-age girl?

Basically, these guys apparently got assigned wives.
Or something like that, I forget what the language was.

Basically, they're real traditionalist "Women submit to men, end of story" types.


2.

None

Topic: Do Want

Posted: 11/08/09 07:10 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 04:05 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: My car is a piece of shit

Dude, this song's the fukin story of your life.

And seriously, why the fuck do you need a car like that?
A nice car is wasted on someone that isn't even driving.


3.

None

Topic: Polygamist convicted of...

Posted: 11/08/09 06:33 AM

Forum: General

...child sexual assault.

Full story here.

"ELDORADO, Texas - The first polygamist sect member to face criminal trial following last year's raid at the Yearning For Zion Ranch in West Texas was convicted Thursday of sexually assaulting an underage girl with whom he had a so-called "spiritual marriage."

Raymond Jessop, 38, didn't visibly react when the verdict was read after just more than two hours of jury deliberations. Free on bond during trial, he was immediately handcuffed and led to jail. Jurors were expected to return to court Monday to begin deciding his sentence on the child sexual assault conviction. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

Lawyers in the case declined to comment on the verdict Thursday.
Story continues below %u2193advertisement | your ad here

Jessop allegedly has nine wives. He also faces a bigamy charge, but that case is to be tried later. The girl in the assault case, now 21, was previously in a spiritual marriage with Jessop's brother before being "reassigned" to Jessop when she was 15, according to documents seized at the ranch. She became pregnant at age 16.

During closing arguments, Assistant Attorney General Eric Nichols stood before photos of the young mother and toddler in prairie dresses.

"There is a sound foundation based not just in documents - based in DNA evidence for which the documents serve as corroboration ... that Raymond Merril Jessop behind those gates, behind that guard house, behind those walls, sexually assaulted" the then-teen, he said.

Forensic experts who testified during the trial, which began with the largest jury pool in the small county's history on Oct. 26, said there was a nearly 100 percent probability Jessop was the father of the woman's daughter, who is now 4.

Jessop's attorneys had argued that no witness placed Jessop in Schleicher County at the time of the alleged assault in November 2004. They said prosecutors instead relied on only small snippets of documents to place Jessop and the teen at the ranch run by the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints at the time. Many of the documents were seized from enormous cement vaults inside the temple and temple annex at the ranch.

"It's dangerous when we start trying to convict people based on documents and we're not sure where the documents came from," said Stevens, noting there was no evidence Jessop ever had seen the documents prosecutors used to place him at the ranch in 2004 and 2005.

But the defense offered no witnesses at trial and provided no evidence Jessop was elsewhere.

Nichols used a photo album, family records and dictations by jailed sect leader Warren Jeffs to establish a time line that put Jessop and the teen at the ranch when she became pregnant. The records covered parts of 2004 and 2005, but not specifically the time of the alleged assault.

The woman was on the prosecution's witness list, but did not testify.

Generally, under Texas law, no one under 17 can consent to sex with adult.

"Any act of sexual assault is a horrendous crime, but an act of a sexual assault of a child is of such an extreme nature we don't even consider whether the victim was able - much less did - consent," Nichols said.

Documents given to the jury were heavily redacted to minimize any references to plural marriages. The jury was told Jessop was legally married to another woman before entering the spiritual marriage, but only as proof Jessop could not have been legally married to the teen.

In all, 12 FLDS men have been indicted on charges ranging from failure to report child abuse to sexual assault since authorities raided the ranch last year. The 439 children taken from the property and placed in foster care following the raid all have been returned to their parents or other relatives.

Jeffs, revered by the FLDS as the group's prophet, was convicted in Utah as an accomplice to rape. He awaits trial in Arizona on charges related to underage marriages there. He'll then face separate sexual assault and bigamy charges in Texas.

The FLDS is a breakaway sect of the mainstream Mormon church, which renounced polygamy more than a century ago and does not recognize the FLDS.

Historically based around the Arizona-Utah state line, the FLDS bought a ranch about 150 miles northwest of San Antonio, in Eldorado, six years ago, and began building massive log homes and a towering temple.

The raid of the insular group made national headlines as women in prairie dresses and braids were moved off the ranch, and child welfare officials took custody of their children in one of the largest custody cases in U.S. history. "

TL;DR version: Guy gets convicted because he had sex with a 15 year old as a member of a breakaway sect of the Mormon Church.

Now, this stood out to me because of this picture.

Holy shit, trollface in my Mormon cult? It's more likely than you think.

Polygamist convicted of...


4.

None

Topic: Billy mays ghost on south park!

Posted: 11/08/09 06:28 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 06:04 AM, homor wrote: BILLY MAYS HERE

I've come down from Valhala to say YOU'RE AN OVERSENSITIVE PUSSY, and that episode was FUNNY AS HELL.

also, the true religion is Odinism.

Hey, I'm curious.

How's the cocaine down in Vallhala?
Is it as good as the mead?


5.

None

Topic: "Frankie Foster" got blammed?

Posted: 11/08/09 06:12 AM

Forum: General

I find it odd that they had that removed, but didn't take down the Teen Titans flashes.

I mean, those had the same logos and everything.

I hope none of those lawyers are reading this...

6.

None

Topic: What do you have that no one else..

Posted: 11/08/09 06:07 AM

Forum: General

Delicious fingernails.

That's why I bite them. They taste GOOOOOOOOD.

7.

None

Topic: So some guy almost shot my dog

Posted: 11/08/09 04:53 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 04:47 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Proof old people need glasses.

He also probably needs his pills and a decent spotter.
What the hell could you hunt from a parking lot?

Except...for humans?
Is he hunting...THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME?

8.

None

Topic: Pokemon...

Posted: 11/08/09 04:50 AM

Forum: General

I liked the show up until after the Orange Islands thing, I liked the first movie when I was young and foolish, and I still like the games.

Mostly R/B, G/S, and other things from that era, though. I still like the new games, but now it just feels like too much pokemon.

9.

None

Topic: What does NG think about...

Posted: 11/08/09 04:09 AM

Forum: General

Wow, it sure feels 2007 in here.


10.

None

Topic: Hottest Disney female character...

Posted: 11/08/09 04:04 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 02:03 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Also, I always thought she was hot.

Captain Kirk Agrees.
I mean, with his experience with green women and all...

Bibbity Bobbity...BOO!

11.

None

Topic: Why Am So Adicted To Doom?!

Posted: 11/08/09 03:13 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 02:52 AM, Cybersief wrote: Chex Quest was much much better. Anyone remember that Cereal Box Doom Rip?

Nah man, it's all about Super 3D Noah's Ark.

A changed copy of a game based on Doom! Genius!

Why Am So Adicted To Doom?!


12.

None

Topic: What's with all the wikipedia hate?

Posted: 11/08/09 03:01 AM

Forum: General

You don't cite Wikipedia as a source, you cite the citations as sources in whatever project you're doing.

It's just plain full of wrong information sometimes, especially if it's really obscure stuff.


13.

None

Topic: Doctors Sell Newborn Babies

Posted: 11/08/09 02:29 AM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 01:21 AM, KrustyTheClown wrote: Even more confusing, who would buy a newborn baby from a doctor for more than 1000 dollars?

You're underestimating how desperate some childless people and couples are to have children.
Especially if they turn to such illegal measures as buying someone else's child...
They want a baby at all costs.

This is really terrible.
I'm aware that it happens in places, but that doesn't make it any less horrible when it's exposed like this.


14.

None

Topic: Funny thread title pairs.

Posted: 11/08/09 01:46 AM

Forum: General

A new single by that band...Does anyone remember what they're called?

Funny thread title pairs.


15.

None

Topic: Do you know the name of this hentai

Posted: 11/08/09 01:36 AM

Forum: General

What the fuck, why would you jam that end of the sword in there?
Especially while it's still hot?

Jesus, that's even worse than some of the more fucked up things I've seen.

and that's saying something

16.

None

Topic: Most Innapropriate Place to do weed

Posted: 11/08/09 01:13 AM

Forum: General

At a Narcotics Anonymous meeting.
While in a Police Station.
Underwater.


17.

None

Topic: Hannibal vs Jigsaw

Posted: 11/07/09 10:06 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 09:49 PM, ClockWorkYellow wrote: Definitely Hannibal! Great movie, great serial killer!

There's more than one, you know.


18.

None

Topic: Hannibal vs Jigsaw

Posted: 11/07/09 09:46 PM

Forum: General

Hannibal.

Mainly because he's been around longer, and doesn't really bullshit around with this "poetic" stuff to "save" people's lives. He kills people, and eats people and is cool and sophisticated while he's doing it.
And he's also a successful psychological expert at the same time. Well, mostly while he's in jail, but really, same difference.

And he when he does create followers and has people do his dirty work, it doesn't feel like something the writers just pulled out of their asses.

Also, LOL, JIGSAW DED.

19.

None

Topic: My stepdad is a

Posted: 11/06/09 04:13 AM

Forum: General

Sounds like a stepdad that really feels threatened by the teenage son of his wife, so he feels a need to throw around his authority.
Are there siblings in your family that he treats similarly, or more importantly, differently from you?


20.

None

Topic: I got a BJ on the counter

Posted: 11/06/09 01:39 AM

Forum: General

This is fake, because there's no theaters showing the Dark Knight anymore.


21.

None

Topic: I got... Raped

Posted: 11/06/09 01:24 AM

Forum: General

"She started sucking my schlong, and eventually, after a good blowjob, she sat herself on my dick."

If you were really nervous and not wanting it, it would have been a bad blowjob.
I'm sorry, but this sounds like bull to me.


22.

None

Topic: The ugliest dog in the world

Posted: 11/06/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

"In the dog-eat-dog, claw-biting contest a truly `unique` looking creature beat off other hideous hounds to claim the crown for being the world`s ugliest pedigree dog."

Hah, that is some real Superdickery style shit right there.
Whoever wrote that article deserves a gold star or something.


23.

None

Topic: my race

Posted: 11/06/09 12:23 AM

Forum: General

Gingers are the Devil's Children. Allahu Ackbar.


24.

None

Topic: Tobacco Free Campus

Posted: 11/06/09 12:21 AM

Forum: General

It's one campus. Who gives a flying fuck.

I sure don't, because if I wanted to smoke, I'd just go to the forest behind my dorm.


25.

None

Topic: When do you go to sleep?

Posted: 11/05/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

Depending on what classes I have tomorrow, it's either Midnight or 2 in the morning.


26.

None

Topic: Why do i never see Centaur furrys?

Posted: 11/05/09 09:43 PM

Forum: General

Because the human part disgusts them.


27.

None

Topic: Sirtom93 strikes again!

Posted: 11/05/09 09:37 PM

Forum: General

Only thing that was remotely exciting that happened in college was that an old man that was a hellfire and brimstone style preacher came over to the school to protest the "Q Fest" that's going on this week.

It was sad, really. It was like those "God Hates Fags" people, but he was all by himself.
Just a bunch of counterprotestors around him.
I almost felt sorry for him.


28.

None

Topic: Metal Cover Songs

Posted: 11/05/09 05:04 AM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 04:50 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: no retards, it is metal. and music is all opinions so take your negativity elsewhere. you are not the judge and great decider of all music and whether its good or not. GTFO

also, i didnt like any of the covers you gave. im interested in the unmerciful cover of catatonia but cant find it.

No need to call me retarded. I was just wondering.

And I was expressing my opinion that those covers were complete shit except for the Lollipop one.
Well, actually, I quite like the cover of Holy Diver.

Here's a cover of Imagine, originally by John Lennon, as done by A Perfect Circle.

Also, this isn't metal, but it's still a damn good cover: Memorabilia, by Nine Inch Nails, originally done by Soft Cell
I'll see if I can find and remember some other good ones.


29.

None

Topic: Metal Cover Songs

Posted: 11/05/09 04:39 AM

Forum: General

The only one that was even remotely passable was the Lollipop one, and that's mainly because the original song was really fucking annoying anyway.

Is this like a bad covers thread or something?


30.

None

Topic: Best Album Ever?

Posted: 11/05/09 03:30 AM

Forum: General

Seriously, I listen to a song from here every day.

Best Album Ever?


All times are Eastern Standard Time (GMT -5) | Current Time: 10:55 PM

<< < > >>

Viewing 1-30 of 6,779 matches. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7116226