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Author Search Results: 'evil-clown-12'

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Topic: I wish I haven't done that...

Posted: 10/08/09 05:57 PM

Forum: General

Last Saturday I got really drunk and told some girl at my school that I'd 'prove to her that I was straight.' It's not the end of the world, we laughed it off, but I wasn't looking forward to Monday on Sunday.


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Topic: Help me get a record deal!

Posted: 10/08/09 05:49 PM

Forum: General

Jesus Christ you have an annoying voice.


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Topic: Pokemon Interpretation: A Trauma

Posted: 10/05/09 04:16 AM

Forum: General

Oops

Pokemon Interpretation: A Trauma


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Topic: is not drinking weird when youre 16

Posted: 10/05/09 03:48 AM

Forum: General

I can hang out with my friends all day sober, but if I'm out and it's past 9 o'clock, suddenly I'm having a shit time unless I'm drunk.


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Topic: Most stupid name ever? yes.

Posted: 10/03/09 11:46 AM

Forum: General

You can live off it, but it tastes like crap.

Most stupid name ever? yes.


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Topic: British Porn.

Posted: 10/03/09 11:43 AM

Forum: General

To all the people who are saying that they wish they had a posh accent: It isn't all that great. I recently changed school to a state school and I feel so awkward being the poshest person in every room.


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Topic: starbucks sucks

Posted: 10/03/09 11:33 AM

Forum: General

I went to starbucks the other day and got a mocha for about £3.50. The coffee machine at my school sells coffee for 25p. Admittedly it's a smaller cup and not quite as nice, but it's 1/14 the price.


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Topic: What would ruin your life?

Posted: 09/29/09 11:03 AM

Forum: General

At 9/28/09 11:35 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: Being blind, deaf, and dumb. You're pretty much dead.

You missed out having no sense of touch. All you could do is think and move a bit.


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Topic: If your aura is light, why R U Here

Posted: 09/29/09 10:54 AM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 06:44 AM, Advertise-Play wrote: If you consider yourself light, why are you here on newgrounds?
Newgrounds is evil, full of porn, violence, blood and filthy ideas.

How can you say that your aura is light if you visit in this place?

I thought I could change.

Newgrounds is soft compared to most boards.


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Topic: If shotguns are innacurate...

Posted: 09/29/09 10:52 AM

Forum: General

At 9/29/09 10:11 AM, Blackfang wrote: If you should design guns, tell me how you can program a shotgun shell to explode when near a target.

The Americans are working on bullets that do that. Basically, if you know how many times a bullet rotates in a metre, you can tell the bullet to blow up after a certain distance. They use lasers to tell the bullet where it needs to blow up and can then set it to explode up to a metre in either direction. That way they can kill enemies who have taken cover without calling in air support, which is costly and dangerous.


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Topic: Google home page re-design ?

Posted: 09/29/09 10:48 AM

Forum: General

I thought you were saying that google had changed their homepage. I almost cried.


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Topic: kringles got me detention

Posted: 09/22/09 11:47 AM

Forum: General

How can you be so obsessed with madness? I didn't even realise that there was a madness day.


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Topic: Could you tell me similar bands..?

Posted: 09/17/09 04:50 PM

Forum: General

At 9/17/09 04:37 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I could tell you situations to put yourself in that would give you the same feeling as the quality of their music:

Bang your head on wall(s)

I completely agree with your opinion, but seriously, stop being a giant douche.


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Topic: My mom is fucking stupid.

Posted: 09/15/09 06:33 PM

Forum: General

Three miles away from school? Just fucking cycle!


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Topic: An interesting Math question.

Posted: 09/15/09 06:29 PM

Forum: General

(4x4)+4 = 4x5. I'm not surprised that it equals 5.


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Topic: Americans, ignore the UK trolls.

Posted: 09/11/09 02:42 PM

Forum: General

When Muslim children are brought up by Muslim parents who have lived in England their whole lives, they'll lose most of the crazy. Islam is no worse than Christianity anyway. The majority of Muslims are normal people just like Christians, but there are a few batshit insane ones as well. Just like Christians.


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Topic: do u hav braces??

Posted: 09/10/09 07:16 PM

Forum: General

At 9/10/09 04:25 AM, BoonChild wrote: Used to have braces. Copped a lot of flack for it. Don't have them anymore, and I now laugh at those other people cos I have nice, straight, clean teeth, and they look like hillbillies. =D

I've never had braces and I have perfect teeth, can I still laugh at you?


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Topic: How do you feel, Europe?

Posted: 09/06/09 03:34 PM

Forum: Politics

America has declared war on Britain twice. The first time Britain was severely outnumbered, on unfamiliar turf, had the disadvantage of fighting a country the size of 50 countries, and the French allied with America, and we still killed way more Yanks for every soldier. The second time was a draw, with Britain having to deal with the Napoleonic wars and running a global empire, and we still got more kills and burned down the white house.

Very impressive when you consider that waging war on the USA is fundamentally different from waging war on any other country since, with any other country, capturing the capital city would certainly mean victory for one side, but in America, capturing the capital city would have no effect so any one who wanted to invade America would have to capture all the major cities which would be practically impossible.


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Topic: That Freaking Pervert!

Posted: 09/02/09 05:59 PM

Forum: General

I read your post, got confused, clicked on your profile, found out that you were a girl, and reread the entire post with a devon accent.


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Topic: How can I view all Forums?

Posted: 09/02/09 05:53 PM

Forum: General

At 9/2/09 05:37 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote:
At 9/2/09 05:36 PM, evan210 wrote:
Over 10,000 post (Regulars) forum.
That's the best one.

Is that actually a real forum? I'd better start posting faster.


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Topic: First Ever Visited Website !

Posted: 08/07/09 01:28 PM

Forum: General

I can't remember, but I know that my whole family was in front of the computer and we spent half an hour wondering why it wouldn't work. Turns out you can't put spaces in a domain name.


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Topic: New King of Pop

Posted: 07/07/09 05:14 PM

Forum: General

If Elvis is the King of Rock and Jacko is the king of pop, what were the Beatles?


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Topic: any of you done this?

Posted: 07/07/09 05:06 PM

Forum: General

You killed my watern*gger!


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Topic: Associate your genitals to a movie

Posted: 07/04/09 10:41 AM

Forum: General

Big.


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Topic: Green Day tour

Posted: 07/03/09 05:06 PM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 01:05 PM, The777Demon wrote: The UK is their home now

What is this claim based on?


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Topic: live version/studio version

Posted: 07/03/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

A band will always sound bad on a live recording because the quality is always shite. Try actually seeing them live and you'll find that they will actually sound quite good.


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Topic: A writer's tips and guidance.

Posted: 07/03/09 04:48 PM

Forum: General

I'm not a writer, but George Orwell said that if you can think of a shorter word, use it.


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Topic: Sarah Palin resigns as governor

Posted: 07/03/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General

Wow, she wanted to be VP and can't even handle one state.


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Topic: If u could delete a website...

Posted: 06/22/09 01:04 PM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 12:03 PM, cheesy999 wrote: google, becouse a lot of people seem to not know that there are other search engines

People don't use them because they're not as good. Google has those complicated algorithms.


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