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151.

Resigned

Topic: "Original" my ass!

Posted: 11/06/09 11:15 AM

Forum: General

I guess you forgot to notice 'remake' in the ad, thereby making it so 'original' simply refers to the version that inspired the remake.

Stupidity, or convenience? You decide.


152.

Resigned

Topic: Here's your horoscope of today.

Posted: 11/05/09 12:17 AM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 12:08 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Sagittarius: You will be surprised to realise how much of a fucking failure you are. Remember, down the road and not across the street.

Wow, I just had an epiphany. Time for a walk around the block.


153.

Shouting

Topic: I hate minorities.

Posted: 11/04/09 11:58 PM

Forum: Politics

This is why one of the major arguments for our style of government was that it divides the public necessarily into factions so that no one group would ever be more than its share powerful. If these factions weren't conveniently sidestepped by democrats and republicans, but instead our government was truly representative of the diversity of political thinking in the population, things would work a lot better; IMO.


154.

Shouting

Topic: Guide for Women to Date Men.

Posted: 11/04/09 05:15 PM

Forum: General

What seems more reasonable, that you're going to influence all the potential women you've yet to date into not doing these things on your future dates? Or that these actions are somehow reflective of mistakes you've made on the dates that you didn't catch right away? If a girl isn't engaging in conversation it's because you haven't made her interested yet. If a girl is texting others it's because there's a lull in the conversation and she's got nothing to do. If a girl is leaving you in the middle of the date it's because you're being an awkward weirdo. If a girl is hooking up with some other douche it's because you didn't own all over him with your wit as soon as he appeared. And paying for the chick's shit? Fuck that. Women should be paying for themselves until they've proven to you that they're worth treating every once in a while.

Honestly though, it just seems like common sense that women know these things piss off the dude, or irk him. Just because a person isn't conscious of the signals they're sending doesn't mean they're any less legitimate or important.


155.

Resigned

Topic: Why I support wiretapping.

Posted: 11/04/09 05:02 PM

Forum: Politics

So you support wiretapping because you trust someone you've never met with the intimate details and contact habits of your life? Why are you so anonymous here? Why isn't your handle your real name, why don't you have your location in your profile? Why no age? Why no picture of yourself? Do you really think YOUR FELLOW INTERNETEERS give a shit about the minute details of your personal life?

Here, lemme answer for you: you don't provide any of these things because you can't trust that out of the unknown and presumed limitless supply of people who may potentially see that infomation there isn't one that may exploit it to cause you personal grief offline. Why you apparently distrust those who are peers to you in terms of societal power and yet completely trust those who have the ability to detain you indefinitely on whimsical suspicion they garnered from a conversation absent of personal context is entirely beyond me.


156.

Questioning

Topic: medals on page gone

Posted: 11/04/09 04:41 PM

Forum: General

Did you sign into your profile only to write this post?

If you weren't signed in, I don't believe medals show up, since they're only for those who have a user account and you need to be signed in to earn them.


157.

Happy

Topic: how many friends do you have ?

Posted: 11/04/09 03:24 PM

Forum: General

I've grown apart from a bunch of my friends, but definitely never on negative terms with any of them. I'd say there's probably a solid dozen people who I'd feel confident entrusting my life to in any situation, and another 4 or 5 that could be trusted in many situations but not all.

I dunno. You could say I trust people too easily, but I would contend that I'm just a solid judge of character. I'm not one to make up my mind about people, either so these people have continually proved to be 100% trustworthy in my book.


158.

Resigned

Topic: Drug Use: Should It Be Allowed?

Posted: 11/04/09 01:48 PM

Forum: General

Taboo itself should become as reviled as all things falling under its classification. To attach a social stigma to something that any individual finds rewarding is cruelty. To bombard youth with pejorative 'fact' such as "Don't give in to peer pressure: don't do drugs," as if to insist that the message they take from that is the only reason to do drugs is because peers are supposed to regard it as 'cool' is absolute bullshit.

Heath class is symptomatic of the diseased zeal with which children are educated in this world. Taught to ask questions only up to the point where someone becomes emotionally distraught over the discussion. Taught from the subjective standpoint of 'drugs are bad, here's how you avoid ALL OF THEM' instead of 'drugs affect the psyche to varying degrees, these are the symptoms of 'being high' on [drug], here're the long term effects, there is much debate about the ill-effect of simpler hallucinogens such as marijuana etc.'

Kids should be taught from the objective and REALISTIC choice that not only is it up to them to say no to drugs, but it's also up to them to say YES only to the drugs that interest them. If a person is interested in smoking weed, but doesn't want it laced with something else, they should be taught how to tell the difference. NOT lectured on the negatives of what they've already decided is acceptable to put in their body. Nor discouraged from even asking such a question in the first place because of bureaucratic consequences from a school administration.

Independent thought is the hallmark of education. To marginalize the fact that grade schools are government agencies and thusly tied by federal law to foolish anti-individualistic curricula (ie: standardized tests) is a travesty.

In short: drug use should be accepted enough that the sense of responsibility can be instilled in those interested before they've tried them. There shouldn't be a divide between 'right' and 'wrong' so large that once one has tried drugs the only way for them to learn responsibility with drugs in their life is through trial and error. Legalize and disallow use until an acceptable age of responsibility. Instruct as to proper decision making. Blah, rant over.


159.

Happy

Topic: Happy Birthday Sensationalism!

Posted: 11/04/09 02:36 AM

Forum: General

Naturally, everyone cool was born in November. Fact. I'm surprised I didn't know Sensationalism's cool yet.

:: puff ::
:: puff ::


160.

Shouting

Topic: Am I Blind Or Is Ejr Blind?

Posted: 11/03/09 11:13 PM

Forum: General

The effect of the stitching on the shirt fools my eye into believing that there's green present, when I can clearly see that it's actually a rust-flecked gray with a lighter gray for the stitching. Doesn't help that there's these really dark green horn things on the drawing centered on the shirt.


161.

Winking

Topic: Where do babies come from?

Posted: 11/03/09 09:56 PM

Forum: General

Why do you think they call it 'coming'?


162.

Resigned

Topic: Organic Pancake Batter Taste Good!!

Posted: 11/03/09 09:43 PM

Forum: General

Fuck pancakes, organic or otherwise. French toast FTW.


163.

Winking

Topic: when should u start shaving?

Posted: 11/03/09 05:28 PM

Forum: General

I started shaving when I was a freshman in High School, because I was in MCJROTC and hair's basically a no-no. Junior year I was rocking the immature idiot chin-beard look that I didn't trim until it got too long to stand, at which point I'd shave it off entirely and start again.

Now-a-days, I can actually look reasonable with two or three days stubble, but before I was shaving once a week simply because the stuff wouldn't grow back fast enough to look terrible.

So I guess I'd say: 14/15 whether you think you need to or not. I didn't think I needed to until I started shaving and noticed that hairs were growing back where I hadn't. I STILL remember how weird a clean-shaven upper-lip felt.


164.

Winking

Topic: Fucking guitar trouble ):

Posted: 11/03/09 04:10 PM

Forum: General

Are you having trouble fingering the chords they're asking for correctly? The only way to get better at that, I'm afraid, is to practice fingering those chords. Take the first two finger positions of the song you're trying to learn, and practice shifting between those two chords. After each shift, you should strike the strings to make sure each one is ringing clearly. Correct any mistakes. Then shift to the other chord (even if it's easy). Keep practicing that transition.

As your fingers become more used to that chord and how to get there quickly (when I first started, I had to fret each finger one at a time to make a chord, open C maj to open G maj would always cause my third finger to lag behind the others in finding the right fret. Took a couple months to even be able to shift between those two properly and at speed, but now I can play GCDC chords, or any other similarly easy open-position chords (Am, D, Dm, D7, E, E7, Em, A, A7, G, G7, etc.) with relative ease in quarter notes) you'll notice it gets easier to quickly shift between the two. Once you can move fast enough, try to finger the next note. You should only work on transitions that you can't perform quickly, if you come across a new fingering that you can get to relatively quickly, you need not practice it as much right away.

Another tip is to practice the Pentatonic scale in the key of A (google it), or the chromatic scale. In fact, you should practice the chromatic scale to warm up and cool down every practice or play session. Look 'em up on google.

Basically: it just takes practice. Your fingers aren't functionally unable, you've just never asked them to do these things before. So at first it's going to be awkward and sound pretty terrible. Think about the awful drawings and writing assignments you got A's on in elementary school that your parents hung on the fridge anyway. But after more practice, you'll start to get better and notice improvement.


165.

Shouting

Topic: Reeses has maggorts in them?

Posted: 11/02/09 03:46 PM

Forum: General

The food and drug administration has deemed mass-produced consumer food items as safe to eat provided they have an acceptable percent of non-toxic contaminants in them. Insects, a worker's finger or hand, etc. are all considered acceptable ingredients if they constitute below a certain percentage in the overall batch.

Why? Because they don't pose any sort of realistic health risk to the general population. Food is processed to eliminate bacterial or viral contaminants before being shipped to stores.

I'm comfortable with it, especially since Reeses is the only candy worth eating. This one time though, I opened a fig newton and observed a live maggot on it writhing just in time to spare an untimely demise via incisor. My inability to eat another fig newton since is just an added bonus. Stupid youngness and susceptibility to trauma. >: (


166.

Questioning

Topic: How do you know when you are cool?

Posted: 11/02/09 03:33 PM

Forum: General

Well, you're gonna have to help me out here a bit first: what's uncool like? How do you know when you're uncool?


167.

Winking

Topic: Ng Time..

Posted: 11/01/09 11:16 PM

Forum: General

Yep, we've just left "EDT" which stands for "Eastern Daylight Time" and now we're back in standard EST "Eastern Standard Time."

You can read up on Daylight savings on wikipedia, if you're so inclined.


168.

Winking

Topic: How much money do you have

Posted: 11/01/09 11:01 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 09:37 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Bro, hook me up with some video games or I'm not your friend anymore.

Good thing the friendship's over now. It wouldn't have lasted long anyway: I hate lame blackmail attempts.


169.

Sad

Topic: No Shave November

Posted: 11/01/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

Yea, unfortunately my facial hair hits hideous somewhere midway through week 2. By week three certain spots are MUCH longer than others.


170.

Winking

Topic: The bitch has gotten fat.

Posted: 11/01/09 10:16 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 09:10 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 11/1/09 08:55 PM, YouLostTheGame wrote: See, that is much better worded. I wouldn't have a problem if he had done that, but the way he did was not in a loving manner. If his girlfriend saw this thread, I don't think she'd feel very loved. That's all I'm saying.
I agree he could have said it in a much nicer way and calling a woman you "love" a bitch doesn't exactly show you respect her in any way. I doubt she'd ever see it, but I do agree she'd probably feel hurt if she did.

Everyone's so quick to jump on everyone else for being truly a huge asshole. It's an audience consideration. The same way you don't tell your boss "yo, I was so fucking drunk last night man I really don't want to talk to these fucking asshole customers right now ha ha, fuck that but I guess I will 'cause I'm getting paid, right yo?" is the same way you don't come on NG "Yo I really love my girlfriend more than life itself but I'm too timid to bring up the fact that she's gained some weight recently and it bothers me a little bit. I mean, she's my [pet name]. : ("

Anyway, I think you've just gotta bring it up, OP. Start taking charge. Tell her you've noticed that she's gained some weight recently, but don't be too harsh about it. In fact, I would even blame myself to help deflect some of the awkwardness. "We're getting too comfortable around each other. I feel like I'm not as healthy as I'd like to be, and you keep asking me if you look fat. Let's get in shape together." Step 2: go to the gym with each other 3-5 times a week. ESPECIALLY to get some running or swimming in. Step 3: start enjoying enthusiastic sex within the span of 2-3 weeks. By week 10 you guys should pretty much look totally different and you'll even have stamina for legit karma sutric love-making.

Good luck.


171.

Goofy

Topic: Everything you know is wrong.

Posted: 11/01/09 10:01 PM

Forum: General

Man, funny how the more I forget the words the better I'm able to sing along.


172.

Happy

Topic: What's The Best Chaser For Tequila?

Posted: 11/01/09 09:50 PM

Forum: General

At 10/30/09 10:12 PM, LOLT wrote: I used to be all about the lime and salt, but it just wasn't doin it for me. Take a sip of sierra mist and dont swallow it, then throw back that shot, swallow it all together-- you can't taste a damn thing. It's the only way to go man, trust me.

Nah. If I'm not having a lime and salt to ease the suffering of tequila I settle for it straight. Mixing soda into drinks is something I grew out of pretty quickly.


173.

Resigned

Topic: Why do Smokers think they're cool?

Posted: 11/01/09 09:46 PM

Forum: General

More importantly: why do you think you know the first thing about how smokers feel about themselves?

Your opinion is half-baked. Toss is back in the oven and take it out once you've stopped being a teen.


174.

Happy

Topic: I've never been more proud...

Posted: 11/01/09 09:40 PM

Forum: General

Awesome. I hope the exit wound is properly sized.

... I should carve this pumpkin sitting outside. Who cares if Halloween's over?


175.

Shouting

Topic: How much money do you have

Posted: 11/01/09 09:30 PM

Forum: General

Not one red cent. Turned in 80 bucks worth of change this past week, so until first payday from my new job at Gamestop I'm officially broke as shit. There's a ton of shit I can do around the house for money from the parents, though. But, that list is extensive and needs not be shared.


176.

Happy

Topic: What are the point of Pepperallys?

Posted: 11/01/09 01:57 AM

Forum: General

It's for the sports teams to get all pumped up for their big games that day. Ours corresponded to homecoming.

... but, as soon as I had my license and car I'd just skip them and go home.


177.

Elated

Topic: Time Goes Back In America!

Posted: 11/01/09 01:52 AM

Forum: General

Daylight savings is a connector between March and October. During the course of the past 52 minutes, we've all been existing in March. That's why the temperature was so warm today. At 2AM the continuum closes, and we resume our existence where it left off: 1AM November 1.


178.

Elated

Topic: Happy HallowWeed you stoners!

Posted: 11/01/09 01:17 AM

Forum: General

Day of the HEADies. HA HA HA HA.


179.

Winking

Topic: Anybody here know cars?

Posted: 10/31/09 03:59 PM

Forum: General

Well, are you familiar with what's under the hood in your car? Do you know how engines work in general?

I can't tell from your diagram, nor do I remember specifically what options are in the car you mention, but you should check the following: air conditioning, power steering, alternator (you say no), water pump/cooling system. It's hard to diagnose a problem without being able to physically look at what you're talking about.

Anyway, what basically happens when your car is running is that the gas you buy goes into the pistons. They are combined with the corresponding ratio of oxygen (from the atmosphere filtered through your air filter). Each piston fires in a specific timing (which becomes important later) in order to propel the driveshaft (creating torque). The torque from the driveshaft goes into your transmission, separated by a clutch (pedal if standard, internal to the auto transmission), then the transmission gears for power (low gear + high rev) or speed (high gear + low rev) and sends the energy to the wheels to spin.

Now, the direct current that the engine generates is converted into alternating current by the alternator. Electrical systems require an alternating current to operate, so all your car's electronics are wired to the battery which is wired to the alternator. Now, in order to keep your engine properly timed, there is a belt attached to your engine. That belt must be attached to most of the other mechanical systems in your car in order to provide them power/energy.

Keep in mind that this is GENERALLY how cars are constructed. Some models have separate belts for different systems (it isn't necessary that every mechanical system be attached to the timing belt, so perhaps that's on a separate belt system).

All that being said: search google for an engine schematic for your make and model. They may have a diagram online that tells you what is what. Check a mazda car owner forum and search for similar problems. The pulley could be not moving because of something simple like a spot of rust, or debris stuck in the system, OR, it could be symptomatic of the entire mechanical system it's attached to failing to function. Since the mechanics can't function, the pulley can't turn because the pressure in the system is greater than the force of the belt attempting to move the pulley (and thusly the whole system).

So where does this leave you? Well, you can spend hours painstakingly diagnosing the problem, OR, if you're sure that it's THAT pulley that's the offender, you can simply replace the part on your own. Do yourself a favor and head down to your local AutoZone (or equivalent auto parts retailer). They LOVE answering questions and have all the literature for the mechanical repair of pretty much ANY car part. Take some pictures, or just drive your car over there and ask if they can take a look and advise you. They're there to help save you some money with DIY advice, etc.

Good luck.


180.

Sad

Topic: What's The Best Chaser For Tequila?

Posted: 10/30/09 09:56 PM

Forum: General

Lime and salt.

Alternatively: one's finger. Blegh.


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