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Topic: Who remembers...

Posted: 09/05/04 01:16 AM

Forum: General

I had it. It was fuckin' awesome.

Who here remembers that awesome Mech game for it. You did like 8 levels and then fought on the moon. That kicked ass.

The only bad part about this thing was that I couldn't sell it when I sold my nintendo. But it was a good time.


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Topic: Einstein's Logic Problem

Posted: 09/05/04 01:13 AM

Forum: General

At 9/5/04 12:56 AM, -poxpower- wrote: The reason why 98% of people can't do this ( btw he surely didn't pull that right out of his ass) is because they don't have paper and pencils and they have to harvest rice and coal for a living.

Nah, its because everyone tries to keep track of all these things they don't need to. I figured it out by reading three of them in a certain order.


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Topic: You have free will.

Posted: 09/05/04 12:43 AM

Forum: General

No, I don't have free will, and thats my own decision to make.


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Topic: The official...

Posted: 09/04/04 11:41 PM

Forum: General

At 9/4/04 08:34 PM, -poxpower- wrote: Hi, sorry guys I was taking a shower and couldn't be here to like pretend I like you and stuff. Sorry.

Don't worry about it pox...

(fap fap fap fap fap)


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Topic: URL for Hentai ending

Posted: 09/04/04 11:36 PM

Forum: General

At 9/4/04 08:40 PM, sray390 wrote: Any 1 got the URL for the hentai ending??

well, the smart way would be to look under the author's other movies... but if you want to do it the hard way then you're welcome to it.


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Topic: Einstein's Logic Problem

Posted: 09/04/04 11:33 PM

Forum: General

At 9/4/04 11:08 PM, -ArcshinE- wrote: I finaly got it! It's the german. It helped to use a graph, and eliminate each point one by one, eventually you will get it!

Am I right?

Well, thats what I got too, but I just looked at it twice and read only the ones that I knew were relevant. So I'm kinda hoping you're right.


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Topic: Do you guys use IE or firefox?

Posted: 09/04/04 11:06 AM

Forum: General

Slimbrowser > Firefox > Anything else > IE


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Topic: Is Knox allowed?

Posted: 09/04/04 10:02 AM

Forum: General

At 9/3/04 01:57 PM, allpro wrote: i do belive acording to the newgrounds rules submiting content to ng makes it the property of newgrounds.com

RONG. It stays yours forever.

At 9/4/04 09:48 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: how about you go fuck you self and be admited to the hospital and have a male nurse rape you then u get transmitted to the retarded holding where 2 crazy retards rape your ass and cut off your tiny prick

That has way too many unknowns in it to ever happen. Its more realistic and much more potent a flame if it has more plausible things in it. Next time, try "Why don't you get AIDS anally and die?" That would probably fit your style.

on topic, Knox isn't all that funny. Some of his jokes may be pretty funny at times, but his voice in these dubs is horrible. Can't knock him for his claymation though, I don't think I've ever seen someone who can claymate like Knox can.


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Topic: u can make ppl naked with photoshop

Posted: 09/03/04 10:59 AM

Forum: General

At 9/3/04 10:56 AM, stuart007mac wrote: i lied. im 11

wow, not old enough to be on newgrounds... much?


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Topic: relationship

Posted: 09/03/04 10:58 AM

Forum: General

Relationships are the way to be. My girlfriend and I have so much fun, and have been for about 1 1/2 years now. Neither of us plan on leaving each other, but college is going to be really rough.


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Topic: Omfg! Gmail Invites!

Posted: 09/03/04 01:37 AM

Forum: General

Well, if anyone's feeling generous:
Evan Stark

l_one_VVolf@hotmail.com


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Topic: Iexplorer <Or> Mozilla Firefox

Posted: 09/03/04 01:07 AM

Forum: General

At 9/2/04 11:33 PM, Evark wrote: Slimbrowser by flashpeak. Add the www and .com before and after respectively to get it. I've used FoxFire and SlimBrowser and I have to say Slimbrowser is better. But thats just my opinion.

Oh, and this is based off of IE, so it has all the quirks of firefox without all the downsides. Anything IE can run Slimbrowser will run. Popup blocker built in, tabbed windows, auto recovery if it crashes (recovers the websites you were at before it closed, built in search from like 20 popular search engines, webpage aliasing, not to mention a feature that lets you zoom in on the page you are viewing.

Run that with the windows XP service pack 2 and you have the best browser ever.


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Topic: Photoshop Bedn!

Posted: 09/03/04 12:43 AM

Forum: General

RRRRrrr, yyeah. Bedn likes it when you sit on his lap.

Photoshop Bedn!


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Topic: 0% success

Posted: 09/02/04 11:54 PM

Forum: General

At 9/2/04 11:39 PM, charleslightsaber wrote: i know that but the whole point was that i don't know how to get info of girls easily

You have to wait. If you can't wait to find out/figure out whether or not these girls are taken then you shouldn't be asking them out already. I waited until I just couldn't take it anymore I liked this girl so much and when I finally asked her out it was awesome. Now its 1 and a half years later and we're still going out, trust me, wait it out for a couple months and you'll hear about it. Then if you still like the girl and she isn't taken go for it.

The other alternative is to just ask them to something you're doing with a whole bunch of your friends. That way it isn't a dating thing, just hanging out.


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Topic: Should I buy it?

Posted: 09/02/04 11:43 PM

Forum: General

At 9/2/04 11:34 PM, -deleted- wrote: I am thinking of buying evanescens ( have no idea how to spell that ) CD fallen and I was seeing what the ppl of newgrounds say and if you have give me your thoughts about it....

go for it. I liked her music, but then again I'm cheap so I... uh... obtain the songs, on the computer.

yea, most of the songs are pretty good, but some are a little slow, they aren't all like Bring me to life or the other one that I forget.


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Topic: 0% success

Posted: 09/02/04 11:37 PM

Forum: General

At 9/2/04 07:43 AM, charleslightsaber wrote: i have asked 2 girls out so far this year and turned down both times main reason they both have boyfriends any advice?

Perhaps asking someone out who doesn't have a boyfriend.

Just a suggestion.


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Topic: Are You A Ng Regular?

Posted: 09/02/04 11:35 PM

Forum: General

I'd say a regular has had to have been here since at least 6 months ago. But I visit NG everyday to deposit and post and whatnot, but I just don't really post much in the BBS. 50% of the topics are spam and I don't want to post in them in case some mod randomly hates me.

But yea, visit mostly once a day, and have been here for 6 months.


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Topic: Iexplorer <Or> Mozilla Firefox

Posted: 09/02/04 11:33 PM

Forum: General

Slimbrowser by flashpeak. Add the www and .com before and after respectively to get it. I've used FoxFire and SlimBrowser and I have to say Slimbrowser is better. But thats just my opinion.


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Topic: Stop Eating!!!

Posted: 08/30/04 10:25 PM

Forum: General

At 8/30/04 10:03 PM, -poxpower- wrote:
[words of wisdom I've believed for a long time and found myself surprised to be agreeing with]

Yea, you pretty much said it all. For the record: agreed.


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Topic: Stop Eating!!!

Posted: 08/30/04 10:18 PM

Forum: General

At 8/30/04 09:20 PM, -poxpower- wrote: o there are things you can eat to make your tendons stretchier you know. Well I don't know what it is, but there is a chemical component found in some foods that help maintain the elasticity for your joints and tendons and articulations.

Yea, I've heard of that compound, only I'm 99% sure its something like Arsenic. I recommend all you guys give this a try at least one point in your life. (the other alternative being a lifestyle of eating only rotten food, some man claims he has been healthier from eating food that he has let rot over a year before eating... mmm)


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Topic: Milton Beta

Posted: 08/27/04 02:39 PM

Forum: NG News

At 8/27/04 07:56 AM, destructo56 wrote: Well, to the best of my knowledge, all data is stored in binary. All the program would have to do is match the binary sections. Also a fairly new system came out called "hexadecimal" it uses 16 cahraters as opposed to 2 and is stored in sections of 6 as opposed to 8. Also, hexadecimal is great for colors because it matches the color capacity of web sites (web safe colors) or your monitor (16 - 32 bit) However I might be wrong, so dont quote me on that. :)

yes, you are. Hexadecimal isn't a "fairly new system." Both have been around and in use almost as long as each other. Binary is used to store information because of its simple format, a yes/no system of storage so there isn't any confusion. Hexadecimal is mainly used when you check the MAC number on any computer or whatnot. (The MAC number is like an IP address, only its permanently engrained on ROM in your PC, and never changes). Anyway, back onto the subject.

I'm not 18, not that it matters, I'll be 18 in a few months, but in the meantime I can just do things the old fashioned way... ask my girlfriend to pose : )


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Topic: How do you wipe your ass?

Posted: 08/25/04 11:57 PM

Forum: General

I'm saving the trees... I wipe my ass with an owl.

Its really the only way.


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Topic: Collections & Series

Posted: 08/25/04 11:06 AM

Forum: NG News

In the Series page in the middle four of the descriptions have a whiter text than the rest of them. (Miracle Explosion through Mystic Island). Other than that it looks great.


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Topic: Trouble with Firefox?

Posted: 08/14/04 12:56 AM

Forum: General

uh... use slimbrowser. It kicks ass. More than you can ever know.

www.flashpeak.com


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Topic: How many shave their pubes?

Posted: 08/14/04 12:46 AM

Forum: General

At 8/13/04 10:36 AM, -NEMESIS- wrote: I know if i would be a girl i'd never suck off a guy who isn't shaved. Just disgusting.

That is why people point out that shaving your pubes = gay. Why would you even think of that?


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Topic: Death of the BBS

Posted: 08/14/04 12:36 AM

Forum: General

No, it won't die until This website is down and out. There are always new questions to be asked about programming and flash as new versions are constantly coming out of programming languages and Flash.

There are also constantly a new stream of current events to discuss. Then there are also randomly funny topics that people can post in.

In essence, it'll pretty much last forever.


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Topic: My Dick Is Fucking Bleeding!!!

Posted: 08/14/04 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 8/14/04 12:26 AM, The_Flames_Fan wrote: No but the Prick said that the Canadian Vets died for no Reason, that they didn't fight for the Jewish people, And died for them man, Anyone that really acts like that is sad, I hate that man, And I wish he dies..

I didn't know Canada could have vets... do they even have a military?

And don't you see the stupidity of your hating this person to the point of wanting him to die just because he said these supposed "Canadian Vets" died for no reason?

Oh, and you might wanna read up on the NG BBS rules.


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Topic: Pats beat Eagles!

Posted: 08/14/04 12:30 AM

Forum: General

At 8/14/04 12:24 AM, PsychoDream wrote: Preseason, bitch.

Congratulations. We're still gonna own.

They'll fail and lose their precious super bowl title.

Like when we went against the Rams and lost? Or how about last year when we won AGAIN?!?

I'd rather see the Ravens win right now, and I hate them more then the Pats.

Fair enough.

The only reason why I don't absolutely despise them is because my aunt, uncle and cousin live in Boston and love the Pats.

Thats good, they kickass no matter how much you like them anyway.

But I can still despise the "all-star QB". No quaterback would've been great without the team they're with, and yet everyone only hails to Tom Brady.

No, only 14 year old school girls only "hail" to Tom Brady. Most other intelligent people recognize that Ty Law is awesome, Our Defense is incredible, and we have the most important kicker in the game today.

What about the kicker who saved your fuckin asses in the super bowl? What about Ty Law? What about the entier O-Line? HUH?!

Uh... are you trying to hate on the Pats or what? The fact is we're the best, and you're telling me stuff I already know and have mentioned.


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Topic: Pats beat Eagles!

Posted: 08/14/04 12:21 AM

Forum: General

At 8/14/04 12:04 AM, PsychoDream wrote: There's three teams in the NFL I hate, the Ravens, the Packers, and the PATRIOTS. Mainly for Brady. He wouldn't be shit if it wasn't for his defense, his o-line, his backs and his recievers, not to mention Adan Vinateri, who saved their asses more times than I can count. Fuck Brady.

Well, I'm from New England, so my official response is: Fuck you.

Second, you are essentially saying you hate the Patriots for their star quarterback who absolutely kicks ass, and then also has an incredible team to back him up. (not to mention Adam V. who is probably the only field goal kicker anybody cares about)

In conclusion, of course the Patriots won, there wasn't any doubt we'd ruin them tonight.


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Topic: My Dick Is Fucking Bleeding!!!

Posted: 08/14/04 12:16 AM

Forum: General

AHHHH AHHHH, My penis is mortally wounded... FUCK, I'm in so much pain.

I better hurry up and tell Newgrounds about it before it stops bleeding.

Shaddup


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