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Topic: Incest: Practical vs. Emotional

Posted: 10/11/04 09:21 PM

Forum: General

Incest is only wrong in situations where the family is involved. The only reason incest is a problem is because of the way our society and life is structured--we have family units. Other species probably have incest all the time due to the way they live, ie: their young leave as soon as possible, and there aren't any other siblings around while they still need care.

So I would say that neither situation is wrong, until the other side (respectively) is considered. The first is OK until it is revealed that the two were brother/sister, and the second is OK until it is revealed that the two were raised as brother/sister.

To me, neither is a problem, only because I've never had a sister, so there isn't any disgust that I can derive from the thought, and the second is OK because it isn't biological.


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Topic: Replying to P-Bot's threads.

Posted: 10/10/04 05:55 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 05:48 PM, kanootz wrote: no need 4 sarcasm, i will get tom to kick you off the team im sure he will do it.

Hear that Jimmy? Day one members are > site programmers

Looks like your days are numbered (oh noez!)

and also, damn you and your whole "knowledge of why this site was well thought out and planned." It totally beats down our whole speculation deal.


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Topic: Not another Nephthys topic

Posted: 10/10/04 05:52 PM

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At 10/10/04 04:18 AM, DanCooper wrote: Nephthys, Would you marry me? :)

ugh, why would you want to hit cold, dead flesh every night? Doesn't sound appealing to me.


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Topic: _<wireless newtworking is the shit>

Posted: 10/10/04 05:41 PM

Forum: General

Yes, only I have a linksys wireless router connecting both my computers to the internet. It works really well, and eventually my brother and I will figure out how to play some Starcraft 1v1 on our little network, but that is for another day.


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Topic: Replying to P-Bot's threads.

Posted: 10/10/04 05:33 PM

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At 10/10/04 05:10 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: I personally think the P-Bot's forum should be read only. In my opinion there really isn't much of a need for discussion in those topics. Free posts more or less.

What do all of you think?

I agree, but what is really bad is the fact that when new responses are put in those forums and the news it doesn't go back to the top, so it never gets noticed. People spam in these all the time and go unnoticed.


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Topic: the 5 reasons

Posted: 10/10/04 05:29 PM

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THE ALL TIME NUMBER ONE REASON NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH FAT WOMEN:

Inability to wash out the chicken grease from their folds, which leads to rotting and a stench you could never imagine.


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Topic: best sex game on newgrounds?

Posted: 10/10/04 05:25 PM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 05:21 PM, ILoveWadeFulp wrote: Hows about real woman

I can see the response now... "shutup, I hav had sex w many grils, u get a rel women."

Hentai is mostly overrated, so is porn.

Reality > simulation


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Topic: post yer characters here!

Posted: 10/10/04 10:57 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 10:36 AM, Rhysswift wrote: cool, what do u think of my first walking cycle? any advice?

movement, that would be my first suggestion. Next on the list is making something that isn't a stick. Third would be backgrounds, and fourth would be color.


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Topic: My Grandmother

Posted: 10/10/04 10:46 AM

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At 10/10/04 10:38 AM, Sabrina420 wrote: I just don't get it, its BRAND NEW nice and warm and she continues to wear that ragity old ... dirty thing with stains and crap on it. It would make me happy to see it on her..... just once... grand parents I won't ever understand.

Well, in that case, it probably reminds her of your grandfather, or reminds her of the past. Old people like their old things because they remind them of better years.

If this really was that big of a problem, and you were feeling really malicious, just ruin completely her other robe, so she has to wear the new one. Or you could put the new one inside the old one so she wears yours for warmth but still has the old ratty one outside.


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Topic: My Grandmother

Posted: 10/10/04 10:43 AM

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At 10/10/04 10:14 AM, Sabrina420 wrote: a long story essentially proving to the world that she was female
What should I do... just forget about it....?

Yes! Exactly. Forget about it. Here's the thing about present giving, even if it was well thought out or whatever, the person might not wear it/use it. It happens, get over it. Just get her something next year that is practical that she would have to use all the time. Like if something is broken in your house or something that she still uses get her something to replace it.

Getting worked up over a present is not a big deal, if your grandmother gets too cold or something, she will wear the robe. I'm betting she just never got into the habit (wow, terrible pun) of wearing robes.


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Topic: searching for water (indian method)

Posted: 10/10/04 12:59 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 12:27 AM, WESMAN_00 wrote: Thats so just superstition.

Yea, so are magnets, they are actually made of a special glue and sticky tape.

go back to the stone age, ignorant fool.

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Topic: Compared to its size...

Posted: 10/10/04 12:53 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 12:35 AM, WESMAN_00 wrote:
At 10/10/04 12:33 AM, Evark wrote: What choo talkin' bout, Willis? This thread doesn't even mention a dogs penis once.
Really? You sure?

Meh, my more important point was that I said nothing about it, and your criticism of anyone for knowing too much about any sort of penis is ill-founded, based on the assumption that any male has one.


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Topic: Compared to its size...

Posted: 10/10/04 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 12:24 AM, WESMAN_00 wrote:
At 10/10/04 12:19 AM, Evark wrote: nothing about a "dogs penis."
I was thinking more specifically to a dogs penis, which you were speaking of.

What choo talkin' bout, Willis? This thread doesn't even mention a dogs penis once.


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Topic: searching for water (indian method)

Posted: 10/10/04 12:22 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 12:14 AM, X-offender wrote: Do you believe you can find water underground by using a specific kind of material?

Yes, it works and it is proven. (you can do this with just one of those things as well). The rods are made of metal, and the water running through the pipes creates a magnetic field that the rod detects when you walk over it and the rods will align themselves with the direction of the pipe. We did this recently in our yard, and have done it before with many other things. It does work, and is scientifically proven.


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Topic: Compared to its size...

Posted: 10/10/04 12:19 AM

Forum: General

At 10/10/04 12:04 AM, WESMAN_00 wrote: you know a little to much on the subject i thinks

Are you implying that we should all have no idea how a penis works? Or just that you don't have one, so you think everyone should be as ignorant as you? (By the way, it isn't "I thinks" its "methinks").


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Topic: You are not that "big."

Posted: 10/10/04 12:14 AM

Forum: General

At 10/9/04 10:21 PM, Crimson_Edge wrote: You, and the things you like, are really not that important or even "big." If you really think any more than 6 people actually care about you, you are gravely mistaken. Sure, people would be sad if you died, but besides that, they wouldn't give half a shit after about a month.

Sad isn't it?

No, its an evolutionary response. We can't be so affected by pain as to cease functioning when everyone we have ever had warm feelings towards dies, otherwise we wouldn't be able to do anything. The only reason we care about the death of anyone is if they are critically important to us in our lives (ie: if my girlfriend died, I would probably become a vegetable, or a phsycotic killer).

Whoever said this view was negative obviously is too blinded by optimism to have a good grasp of reality. It was just an observation, one that kind of makes you think, and I'm a big fan of that.


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Topic: Who knew Nephthys was a zombie?

Posted: 10/09/04 09:10 PM

Forum: General

Just in case anyone didn't have the context of this statement.


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Topic: Who knew Nephthys was a zombie?

Posted: 10/09/04 09:05 PM

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seriously, I had no idea. Congratulations on the whole "undead" thing. (this definitely explains the attraction to Dobio)

discuss

in case you're offended, I'm kidding.

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Topic: Have a phobia?

Posted: 10/09/04 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 10/9/04 07:15 PM, BobHimself wrote: anyone have any interesting phobias?

Someone I used to work with actually had Bufonophobia (a fear of Toads). She was a cook and I was a dishwasher and she went to go out back with a pot or something and saw a toad right on the steps and let out the biggest scream. I thought there was a dead man decaying on the steps or something the way she freaked out.


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Topic: I Hate Boy Scouts!! Argggggg!!

Posted: 10/09/04 08:32 PM

Forum: General

At 10/9/04 07:21 PM, Clitoris wrote: I think that the Boy Bcouts are a bunch of neo-nazi's. They ban athiests, homosexuals, and several other religous groups.

You'd think they'd be more accepting, I mean, Webelo scouts? What the fuck?!?!? Creepy old men scoutmasters, much?


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Topic: Self-bans

Posted: 10/09/04 08:24 PM

Forum: General

At 10/9/04 06:03 PM, Stuporpox wrote: I think users should be able to ban themselves for up to seven days, and not be able to unban themselves.

Well, you guys took it upon yourselves to institute a feature that would automatically result in a ban, but Wade laid the smack down on that idea.


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Topic: How to tell if you're stupid.

Posted: 10/09/04 04:09 PM

Forum: General

At 10/9/04 04:07 PM, Stuporpox wrote: oops sorry I pressed the "post it" button without finishing my though.

Bwa ha ha ha. excellent.

You know your stupid when you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your"


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Topic: Gues whos back?

Posted: 10/09/04 02:33 PM

Forum: General

I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have thrown away the key
but now you're back here to bother me...
(sorry, it just came to mind)

uh... congratulations?


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Topic: copitition

Posted: 10/09/04 02:24 PM

Forum: General

Read through this and find out.


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Topic: Newgrounds Photoshop Bedn Contest!

Posted: 10/08/04 09:42 PM

Forum: General

Damn, its closed, I too was under the impression friday was the deadline. Oh well, I got lazy, I was going to change the title of this to "BednQuest" but I was having a hard time finding the right font/ editing one for myself. Oh well, here's the unfinished version of what I would have entered.

Newgrounds Photoshop Bedn Contest!


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Topic: John Candy - Favorite Movies

Posted: 10/08/04 09:30 PM

Forum: General

They were a polka band. But my favorite movie is a tossup between Uncle Buck and Cool Runnings. Pretty much any movie that included John Candy in it was awesome. (Spaceballs also rocked)


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Topic: Last words before you die

Posted: 10/08/04 09:28 PM

Forum: General

"KTHXBAI"

"no, I have no idea who you are, and frankly I don't give a shit. You need to wait in line like everybody else."

epitaphs:

"Here lies the remains of a man determined to live forever who died trying."

"A man of unshaken belief... that unfortunately doesn't include bulletproof vests."


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Topic: does your school suck

Posted: 10/08/04 09:07 PM

Forum: General

My school is pretty kickass. Especially my grade. There are no cliques, none at all. What little groups that could be considered cliques aren't really at all, they are easily interchangeable, everyone pretty much gets along, or fakes it well enough that it isn't a problem. Its really only the freshman and sophomores that are stupid enough to do all that Middle school bullshit.


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Topic: ADD, we all have it

Posted: 10/08/04 09:05 PM

Forum: General

At 10/8/04 08:06 PM, Slim_Idiv wrote: the only people I don't find ignorant are maybe my gf and.. thats about it.

You sound pretty ignorant to me if you only think yourself and your girlfriend aren't ignorant and idiotic. Everyone is.

As for ADD, I don't think everyone has it, people just get upset or something once in a while, its called emotion. You got upset at the desk because you were angry and hurt, not because you have ADD.


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Topic: Help me!

Posted: 10/08/04 08:45 PM

Forum: General

At 10/8/04 08:44 PM, Masna wrote: How the heck can I do this?

My first, and only suggestion would be to visit the Flash forum


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