10,501 Forum Posts by "Evark"
Just like those deodorant commercials. It shows this hot woman dancing around and getting all sweaty and it says "When she gets hot, she glistens. Guys. You do not want to glisten." Sweaty women > sweaty men.
There's also same-sex curiosity. Guys do it and people are like "dude... c'monnnnn" girls do it and people are like "dude... more plz c'monnnnn."
Plus the whole crotchular bleeding thing only works for women.
Pimp-like picture FTW.
That would be retarded. People should be better than others here on the site because they have been here for longer and for no other reason. There are idiots so willing to buy their way into shit that half of my reasoning for hating this idea is spite for their intentions.
But yea. I wouldn't be interested. Keep things free.
At 3/26/06 10:09 PM, Less-than-three wrote: I CAN provide the MS Paint maps, and then it's just a matter of knocking on a few stranger's doors till you find the right one.
I'm down. I'll call on your expertise this summer. :-)
The easiest way to do that would be to set up a laptop with a wireless internet connection to connect to Newgrounds and load up a bunch of flash projects.
Perhaps hook up a project, or even a television via S-Video out cable.
I don't see the need for you to get the movies from any artists when you can just showcase them right off Newgrounds. That way you're also helping advertise Newgrounds the right way.
Outstanding. I could never manage to grow my hair out, since it has just enough curl that it looks awful when I do it (it'll afro at first, but then since it's so thick and heavy it starts to go to mushroom mode).
I can also attest to the girls love awesome hair thing. I get requests for hair touch-age all the time.
Good job on the good deed.
At 3/26/06 08:06 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: You will know then, do the thongs come in a size enormous enough to fit an enormous penis? I need to know. Um. FOR SCIENCE.
Well, it covers everything just fine if you're an expert at tucking and don't mind a little bending, but if you try to fit the whole thing under that when bending isn't an option? Forget it. You might as well just piano-wire your anus.
Don't knock it till you've tried it, BTW.
Spank my ass and call me Suzan. You learn something new every day.
Ain't that the truth, sooze?
At 3/26/06 07:57 PM, DancingTomato wrote: Is it me or do Uberbarista (Page 1) and The Shrike (Page 4) look like each other?
Identical twins do that sometimes.
At 3/26/06 07:54 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: The first item on my shopping list will be an NG thong. HOOO BABY.
You're crazy, NOBODY has one of those.
/me shuts slightly ajar drawer
At 3/26/06 07:43 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Where's mine, Tom? WHERE'S MINE?
E-mail him. As long as he has your address I think you're set.
And I haven't got mine yet, since I don't think he mailed it to my house and my mailbox has nothing telling me to stop by the cluster office for a package.
We'll see though, I only just got back from Spring Break today.
Glad to hear you've been accepted into the world of "GETTING THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY RETROGENY" (I figure progeny could best be countered by retrogeny, or perhaps pregeny, but retrogeny sounds better).
So yea... awesome.
I'munna come harass you one of these days when you most suspect it. >:-)
One thread per thread.
Liljim's said it's going to come out sometime soon, so be patient.
And don't flame people. Otherwise we'll kill you. >:-(
Unless you live in a major city the roads can get pretty awful from all the snow. Not to mention it's really cold, so if you're cool with that then go ahead.
Personally, I find it much better to just visit every once in a while, particularly from age 18-21, when you're legal to drink there and not here in the US. It's relaxing to be able to order your drinks and not have to worry about breaking the law or whatever else.
Oh yea, there's also a bunch of different laws, gas costs a lot more, and taxes seem to be a little bit higher (although I don't know if they have wage taxes, that's just my observation from visiting and buying some things both in restaurants and from stores).
Search Google for "What should I make?" and then understand that this topic won't offer any better.
Just put a link to your forums in your signatures. People will click if they are interested.
If it's any consolation, you've always been one of those "Oh that guy" posters to me. Nothing special, just someone who I recognized and payed little heed to.
At 3/23/06 04:57 PM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote: Really? I'd say the Xbox is the worst. It's too big and it's an awkward shape.
They redesigned them for all the whiners with girl hands.
I've never seen anyone struggle with the PS controllers before. I think you're just holding it wrong :P
Not nearly. Unless those two hand rests AREN'T meant to rest your hands. Which is another example of poor design.
At 3/23/06 04:20 PM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote: If it's not broke, don't fix it.
It most certainly is. Out of all the controller designs available, I'd say Playstation offers the most uncomfortable. I can only manage about an hour or so before I just HAVE to quit since my wrists hurt from the poor design of the PS1 and PS2 controllers.
The boomerang design didn't look any more comfortable, to be honest. Sure my wrists wouldn't hurt, but my minds eye had it feeling like my hands would slip closer and closer together during play.
Hopefully their redesign will be devoid of these little annoyances.
Hah. I do that all the time. Used to when I was at work and had nothing to do so I would bring my laptop and sit around online the whole time.
Funny story, my brother and I had some time to kill on a trip up to Upstate New York, and we drove by a Coldwell Banker with an encrypted wireless and my brother guessed the password on the first and only try he was allowed. We drove out of range before he could do anything, but it was incredible the stupidity people employ when setting those things up.
Our home one we never bothered with anything more than a password, but my friend restricts MAC addresses, doesn't allow it to show up unless people have the SSID and password added to their wireless card, and all sorts of good stuff.
And then I have a wireless hooked up to my school's network, which I shouldn't really have and I never bothered to password protect. I don't care if anyone steals that, especially since when we registered it I had my suitemate use his School ID to sign for the MAC address of the router. >:-)
Audio Software, Denvish's thread in the Audio forum covers all of the editors you could possibly ever find. In the future, consult the searchbar, as this certainly would have come to the top.
Probably.
Sometimes the topic starter is banned too.
At 3/23/06 02:52 AM, Charlie_Kilo wrote: I DID NOT make an alternate account. Gotflash (or what ever his name is nowdays) has liek 10 NG accounts, he is the ultimate noob, and I think its about time he gets whats coming to him. . . .
Wow, you're right about the last part, it is about time he got what's coming to him. EVERY SINGLE ONE of his accounts.
Douche.
We ban people who do that here. If you have their usernames and IP information, email Wade with the subject "Newgrounds Help -- My forum Spammed" and explain it he may look into it.
If I knew who did it I'd personally ban them, but you can't provide me evidence that I can use, so it wouldn't be fair.
I'll apologize on behalf of our more immature users.
[02:28:28 AM] <Evark> the golden donkey: you've finally convinced your girlfriend to agree to anal sex. She bends over a table, chair, sofa, etc (this is usually accompanied by some sort of encouragement on her part ala the song of the siren) Once the man is in range she pisses all over him and as he recoils in disgust (to about the length of her leg), she bucks like a donkey and kicks the man in the skin balloon.
It was a stat thread, dude. I deleted it because it was irrelevant "Hey look at me I'm close to level 10" not-so-cleverly disguised as a "let's link some cool movies which we can find in people's profile's under favorites" thread that also smelt slightly of cabbage.
So there.
Don't complain. Were it not me locking this thread it'd probably be someone else deleting it and banning you for remaking a deleted thread.
At 3/22/06 05:47 PM, tigerkitty wrote: What should I do? :(
First of all, get acquainted with www.phonebook.com, particularly the Reverse Phone Number lookup they've got over there.
Secondly, if you don't want to meet him, don't. I'm sure he's a reasonable enough person to respect that.
