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At 1/27/11 12:38 AM, Spikrodd wrote: I shall await my portrait.

And here it is good sir.

What is your favorite qualities in a mate, or a more general question.

What do you think make the qualities of a perfect mate, doesn't have to relate to anyone but yourself or any guy/girl.
Like don't just say a name or relate to one person, because no one is perfect.

Later that day, pooping will never be the same...

I want to know why the one on the bottom left is looking at the other guy with overly glazed/serious eyes.
LET THE RAPE ENSUE~

Looks like a nudest fatcamp with beer.

I am unamused

I realized that, but still. On this page alone I see no shred of responsibility. Why would you give someone anything that could end up in abuse?

At 1/23/11 11:58 PM, EJR wrote:

HAHAHAHA JAMIE THAT IS SO FUNNY IT'S NOT LIKE THAT HASN'T BEEN TOLD BEFORE LOL!

GOT ANYTHING ELSE NEW AND FRESH AND ORIGINAL???????

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I honestly don't think someone like this should wield ANY sort of power....Seriously. >_>

This picture may be in the wrong place but...

I'm Atheist so I may not get this exactly right.

But i'll let my good side out for just this little post.
The church has grown into a group that just wants to keep a money flow, although the morals that include such a thing seems to give people faith. They like to use the law THEY are against to protect that money flow.

This is a prime example. My parents aren't the best at all, when I said I was Atheist they tried hard to make me Christian. They actually went to masses again, until I gave them a simple reason to stop.
"Why go to a fancy building with a virgin in the middle with a microphone yelling and moaning about the same thing EVERY week, when you can just pray at home? Plus now they've become so modernized that the morals are so stuck in your brain you think this can help, only in times of need do they help. But to go every week to a place that has a nearly constant need to pass around a bucket so you can GIVE THEM MONEY. Is very unneeded."

Point is, you don't need the church to be Christian, and that video shows how the church has changed.

Just my opinion. Take what you need from it, or don't.

I'd just turn off all the lights and look at the ceiling until I fall asleep, I still damn do that when insomnia creates waves of zombies from my imagination.

I won't stop watching Dawn of the Dead, nor playing Left 4 Dead. NEVER !!

Stickam isn't all that great to begin with, and this one is just filled with guys playing CoD and flashing eachother, the people without a cam mostly troll eachother.

NEWGROUNDS REP?

I love the great questions I'm seeing now-a-days on Newgrounds, it gives me something to do that isn't boring.

I was interested with someone a few months ago and we got pretty close, but on of the major flaws of her was because she was always swearing. I still like her (Don't get me wrong) But the reason why and I think a person will feel dislike towards the other because of this is, that they may see the other as hostile or violent. Meaning if you slip once they'll be all over you with claws and "bitch-rage".

The point is, swearing only when you are angry or use cuter words when you swear will cushion the violent feel when you let out some rage.Everyone just wants:
1.A caring person
2.Someone that won't betray them
3.Someone that won't make them feel hurt or stressed.

Look into any REAL relationship that you had, if these are not meant you can assume trouble or stress. Which may end it badly.

Had this helped.

Evils, I already have themed weaponry like combat knives, full tang swords. (Eh I may not have a life but I have to do something with my money I guess) and a few BB guns.

Contra all day everyday baby, PEANUT BUTTER AND SPREAD !!

Evils win.

The Aura War.

This is a pretty serious situation, I suggest a PRO & CON way of thinking.
First: If she agrees.
PRO- If you think about this with her, you must like her.
PRO- Could be fun, just don't get caught
PRO- May marry you if their relationship doesn't work out.
CON- If you are religious, it's a sin. (LOL XD)
CON- If you get caught, your dick will be snapped in two.
CON- Could ruin HER relationship with her husband.

Second: If she doesn't agree.
PRO- You could pull it off as a joke and still have a great friendship.
PRO- ...Can't think of anymore, but at least you know now?
CON- Ruin your friendship amazingly.
CON- Create massive awkward silence whenever you see her.
CON- Feel a bit emotionally bruised.

Now it's up to you which path you'll take. I can't force you into that, but I can suggest waiting until SHE makes a brave move.Then it's up to you to do it or not. Just remember the PROS and CONS of this though.

Really hoped this helped.

At 1/17/11 02:41 PM, Rucklo wrote: I'm a maybe, because I'm not sure if I've turned 18 by then and if I'll be able to make the long trip there. So set me up in the "maybe"-box, please.

"Men that are trapped by the chains of "Maybe" ...can never reach their dreams!"
-Godot

Phoenix Write series <3 /nerdslerp.

(Spare me the flame, this is my first useless comment.)

Woah that hobo is like...Staring into your soul, or giving you some sort of epic "Stink eye"

Awe, I was looking forward to a meet that's close for quite sometime. Eh damned age filter. xD

I'm in Brampton which is like...45 min from Toronto, but maybe a few hours or so from Montreal, so I COULD hit both if need be. Two more years I guess =/

If there is ever a Toronto / Montreal meet or something around that. I could possibly join. I think it'd be fun, but as for the London meets. Maybe when I'm a millionaire with Golden helicopters that hold even bigger golden helicopters in my diamond encrusted Hella-Carrier.

^^;; I mean this literally, or...At least until I start making a good cash flow.

At 1/15/11 05:01 PM, Zackman558 wrote: So from your typo (i hope) this particular male is a homo sexual or bisexual????? I mean come on, am i right guys??

Typo? What do you mean typo, gays are people as well. Don't troll a serious topic, you lost respect in my eyes.
Plus what I meant by it is that it could be anyone, and they may be into anything.
Don't be so pig headed.

Porn...Hmm...

Besides the fact that I am 15, I think I agree with porn. And just hear me out.

Say someone is sexually angry because he isn't "getting any" so what does he have? Well he has three options.
one: He could just take the pussy-whips like a bitch (lol).

Two: He could use the internet or a simple store and buy a mag and get pleasured through that while waiting for his women/man to agree with sex.

Three: He could wait, but over time get so filled with desire that he rapes his gf/bf or someone, (you never know) or get the desires to do it. Thus ruining morals.

So...That I guess is why porn can help, plus it creates jobs also it lets the churchs angry. WHICH is always good with me.
<3 Church flames. XD

But anyways, that is just my take on why porn is good. And I know the arguments against it and...I really don't mind(Care).

Seeya guys :D

This is a great question.

I love Egoraptor's parodies, along with the small things you see in modern day TV such as references towards shows that aren't on anymore. Or even hard things to catch that when you think about it afterwards, hits you hard and you burst into laughter.

Basically pure parodies, or small parodies.

Things that fade in and out between the two just don't seem funny.

"The Wall Monster" From Johnny the homicidal manic.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a overly obsessive neckbeard that buys all of the things, just a huge Jhonen fan. xD

But anyways, "The Wall Monster" when released can kill everything around it with ease. The whipping octopus like arms with razor sharp claws were created by "El Diablo" Himself to destroy the world when Johnny died, so....When this is released it means everything is killed by it before they get swallowed up in a hole of nothingness. So...Either way this wins. XD

Just my personal input.

Why is everyone "OMG"ing about the birds?....Although it is tempting to bathe with 250 foam chickens....*moan*...
But anyways, what about the 24k xbox? That sounds pretty effing badass.

How else to show how manly you are is to have the best console out there, GOLD PLATED?
And for die-hard CC fans, the second prize sounds like a dream.

I cannot enter any contest due to xbox - Red ring, and my artistic skills SERIOUSLY need work as I've said many times before.

They were all pretty great submissions, we got some old artists back. We had a huge laugh over "Dot Dot Dot". Everyone won this week, as far as laughs go it's been pretty slow (well for me)

Great job ;3

At 1/12/11 03:43 AM, studio-nightbird wrote: I loled at this.

asman13 didn't review on the flash 'dot dot dot' but he did review to the audio that gose to this. His review was

"serisly dude..." Score 1

ok first of all, why did you do that? i mean, thats kind of rude to make an audio of a comment saying i dont like the game and let the whole world know about it.

However he did send a pm to Deven Mack (D-Mac-Double) which was this
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE AN ADEIO OF MY COMOPLANT OF YOUR RPG GAME!!!!???"

Even his other reviews are horrible at spelling. Makes you wonder...dose he talk like this?

I just found the whole thing rather humorous (to the extreme) It provides a sense of "If you do this, you may get this" which leads you to not only change something bad about yourself. But leads to something that could prevent something in the future from happening.

....You can take the deep way of thinking about it, or you can just watch the animation and "lol" yourself to a early grave in which no man has ever seen so deep.

Sounds like a movie...I guess.

This is a good thread. xD
Gilford Godfreid (Sorry if I spelled it wrong)
I know people may say "Well all he does is yell" but that's his thing, plus most of his jokes are very well written. When he does stand up he never screws up.

As for women comedians, ALL of them talk about tampons, or sex. Or how their boyfriend has a tiny... And bitch and complain.
...Is that seriously funny? xD The thought of it is.

It turned out great, it was fun, creative.
People got more in touch with some of the other artists, I think I seen a collab or two coming together.
Turned out very good, I suggest this be done way more often.

If you seen the review axeman did on the audio of it, and the reply he got. I would agree that he is royally pissed.

I in my honest opinion can't blame him for being pissed, but I guess he deserved it. The game gave me a few laughs, like it was supposed to.

Bad reviews for no "reson" or without seeing the point through the author's eyes should be deleted and not scored.
But I guess something like that may never happen.

All in all, Axeman is pissed, I lol'd hard at the audio and game.

Hmm....I agree on the art contest idea. I'm working on single art pieces....I'll have to work my way onto flash submissions soon, maybe get a collab going soon. Then I'll try entering one of these days ;3