At 1/31/05 11:04 PM, TBF wrote:

Ahem, like I said before, wouldnt his kids be AT LEAST mixed considering he is black? Or is that just too complicated for your simple rotors to grasp?

actually i just feel like being an asshole.

banned is nice also. but first let me post this ms penis

wow a perfectly original thread, full of truth.........

</sarcasm>

does it really matter?

honestly

At 1/31/05 07:21 PM, TBF wrote: One thing I never understood about Micahel Jackson is if his children are his then WHY ARE THEY WHITE?? After all he is a black guy right?? He just has white skin, so wouldnt his kids still be black or at least mixed?

numb nuts his wife was white.

DUR.

what the fuck did you think he just shitted out blanket? huh? or prince micheal? I DONT THINK SO!

FAIL!

At 1/28/05 11:27 PM, DuranDuran wrote: Oh, I thought this was about the GOOD NG chat, not the crappy AIM one. How disappointing.

aim chat owns you, it is the good chat

At 1/28/05 11:24 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Oh sweet jesus. Leave poor Nail out of these parodies. He didn't do anything to deserve such a treatment.

its not a parody, im talking to him on aim right now

nail for mod

At 1/28/05 10:58 PM, Randomzero wrote:
so youve made a club basically based on spam and the events of a single AIM chat? you expect this to last or actually make it somewhere -HOW- exactly?

with a whole lotta magic and a little bit of drugs

aim guy with a pink pimp hat=10 pwnage points

okay who wants to make us our sig?

any volunteers?

ng chat january 28 2005

i was in the newgrounds aim chat on that faithful day, this is our crew. the crew that always wins and always is leet.

know why

because we were there.

At 1/28/05 10:33 PM, SNIPER_ wrote: OMG Get a life!

OMG INSIDE JOKE in my pants

only the uber leet know what we are talking about because the uber leet are so in our chat.

YOU FAIL

</talking to a noob>

i like chicken.....in my pants

omg aim crashing makes me sad :(

omg ng chatrooms ROCK

At 1/28/05 08:32 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: i would try to do goatse

there is no try, only do and do not

in other words spread your mangina and let me take pictures.

we will call it he who never was....se

At 1/28/05 08:22 PM, Flirp wrote:

At 1/28/05 07:35 PM, icarus_33 wrote:
the cleaveland steamers ( fictional :( )

Why do you think that is funny?

urbanup and youll get it

At 1/28/05 08:39 PM, -Svend- wrote:
I miss my Dirty Dick...

i shall buy you one because of the kick ass sig you made me

do you want,

i got my crabs from dirty dicks (shown)

or go deep with dirty dicks (picture of "dick" scuba diving on back)

At 1/28/05 08:36 PM, -Jesus- wrote: no thanks, ill just stick to http://goofygarber.net/chat/agchat.php

damn you star jones

i think its either

a. you want us to prank call this number and you know someone will, i mean how could you not. its probabally some body you dont likes number or just a random one my god this is alot of bold i will stop now

b. you are a complete loser and you want someone to call your cell phone you use to download porn

c. its some number that we will get F'D in da A if we call, like a federal bureau or police department or crank yankers phone number.

and finally

d. you are a complete moron

and if you call me a noob that clarifies letter b.

At 1/28/05 08:24 PM, Murdocc wrote: Dirty Dick's House of Crabs.

dude i have one of there shirts!

another good one is in south georgia, its a hair salon called "bush wackers"|

you could look at this one of two ways:

1. president bush assasination group

theyve been there for years but its still plausable.

2. clipping of feminin hair

**giggle**

or

3. assasination radicals who dont like the shag rugs

At 1/28/05 07:37 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: There was a store called Gayfers near my house.

I REMEMBER THOSE STORES!! they got bought out by dillards though :(

i mean dillards isnt even funny, and its the same store.

gayfers...heheh

whats you guys 's favorite buisiness names?

can be real or fictional mine are,

hard nipples air conditioning (real, its in atlanta)

the cleaveland steamers ( fictional :( )

now im off to eat pizza.

discuss

sorry to bust your bubble pal but our population doubles about every fourty years,

so in 2055 well have about 13 bil.

nice try though

damn it it wont let me in :(

will someone please relay my message?

i have the perfect question/statement

me:so mr moore you have convinced me that all americans are fat and stupid and spread propaganda,

moore:THATS RIGHT THEY ARE ALL STUPID, WHAT OF MY WORK HELPED YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?

me: well you proove your own point so well

moore :(

me: asshole

perfectly normal, as long as your naked

you know people always pick on the president but you people cant say you wouldnt do the exact same things,

clinton was a horny bastard and banged secretaries (really who would do hilary, honestly)

bush blows the fuck out of people and places that piss him off.

john kerry..........HE GOT THREE PURPLE HEARTS

god im happy kerry didnt get elected

......what is a back button...

and what the HELL is a bbs???!? im at a loss here

bastard! you took my cheesy idea

i hate you now