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12 Forum Posts by "Ertras"

Response to: Best conversation you've ever had Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

They are both fucking hot, thats why it was almost an immediate hardon

Best conversation you've ever had Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

Mine had to be this last year...

my ex girlfriend and i were talking about porn one day in class. She started it by saying "Do you like lesbians?"
I reply by saying "Sure" just to see where it was going.
"Come to my house today and ill show you a video of me and my friends lesbian sex video"
almost immediatley i get a hardon and the bell rings.
She tells me her address and i drive over there.
"You think your ready?"
"Im sure i think i can handle it"
So were sitting there watching it (amazing btw) and she leaves and says shes going to the bathroom (i had a feeling where this was going)
She comes back naked.
"Lets fuck" she says and jumps on me.

I never understood why we broke up, we fucked everyday, and she always came first. Anyway, id love to fuck her again, she was amazing.

Response to: Girl showed me her underwear... Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

idk its a freshman, prolly just an idiot.

Response to: So if aliens visit earth... Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

Turn up dem tunes!!!

Response to: men and women who have done this? Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

im just a pushover, who ever is on me is on me, nothing ill do about it.

Response to: Guilty Pleasures Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

Being awarded NG achievements
A womans body
dreams that end up making me the hero instead of my friend (damn him!!!)
also easy girlfriends for some reason

Response to: Don't even lie. Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

Hell yeah!!! Also i had a pikachu camera, ash ketchum hat, like 10000+ cards, 100+ little action figures, some plushies, and every episode on tape...i was a kool 13 year old

Response to: i think i have a girlfriend Posted November 8th, 2009 in General
At 11/5/09 06:35 PM, Ptcfast wrote: Go bowling

Bowling is fun...do that...if not that take her to a movie, and dont let either of your parents go.

Response to: "Im horny" Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

where was this thread when i didnt know what to say to my girlfriend who was pretty much humping me everytime she saw me?

Response to: I Just Got A Fantastic Idea Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

doesnt seem like a bad idea. except were talking about capcom here...who would want to play an mmo by them?

Response to: I just saw some guy get stabbed!!! Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

i wanna know why you kept running.

if you were smart, wouldnt the market be the best place to head into?
Witnesses, and people that would more than likely help you call the 5-0

Response to: Sex 1,000 Years Ago Posted November 8th, 2009 in General

They had public events where everyone just did it where ever they were