At 9/23/09 10:26 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: godamn i hate fat people. i wish i had a huge syringe and could just jab them and suck out all the fat and use it to fuel generators in third world countries.

seriously. other countries need to have an indistrial revolution. i say ship them the fat fuxcks and perform liposuction. use the fat as fuel... and world peace will come.. trust me

Why help other countries? That makes no sense at all. KEEP the fat at its origin. Third world countries can fuck off for not developing properly over the past 300 years.

At 9/23/09 10:19 PM, EmperorCharlemagne wrote:

Saying that you hate something or some trait is kinda childish.

At 9/24/09 04:00 PM, EmperorCharlemagne wrote: I hate iPod headphones in general

A contradiction may occur when you don't fully think through what you say and then immediately say something that goes against it.

But I'll stop now before some of the other saps try to cry what they think is an attempted flame war.

The one in my signature isn't mine but I did get one from him in a similar way.

At 9/17/09 02:17 AM, Chronamut wrote: its fun for gay stuff.

There clearly needs to be a Chron sub forum.

At 8/30/09 02:25 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Ever since i wrote that short story in the funny zero bomb thread by Erkie (its in my newspost, not the most recent, the one before it called a minatory and foreign visitor) i have been compelled to write more.

My hijinks = Bouts of artistic expression?

I can feel the power.

No, he'd be a gay Canadian without a penis, title

A girl is a chronamut without the penis.

Bathe in the glory of Jerry Martin

At 8/27/09 03:48 PM, Chronamut wrote:
picture post fail :P

Ahahah... that gave me a good laugh

I see all these grotesque pictures and skipped right over Falcon's.

Cake!

(Picture)

Fat lady eating cake!

(Picture)

Beer!

(LINK)

"There is no such thing as writer's block", only the fear of putting down whatever comes to mind.

If it's boring, make it interesting. If it's not brilliant, keep revising it. If nothing comes out, you've set your expectations too high.

Other then that it'll be rare that someone will give you personal creative process advice that will work for you.

Just mess around until you crank something out.

At 8/26/09 05:31 PM, LaForge wrote: Is anyone else getting frustrated with the assholes that make decisions on audio mods?

It's a shit job for a dirt level system.

"Who" manages it is the difference between pissing in the wind or pissing your pants.

At 8/25/09 08:16 AM, Rucklo wrote: With that, I'd kindly like to ask you to stop trying to flamebait people into getting themselves stuck with grammar-nazi flamefesting with you.

flame bait* BUT I AGREE! Let's end this stupid grammar nazi stuff!

At 8/25/09 01:56 PM, FlamingFirebolt wrote: as the audio portal turned into that much shit so that we need more Mods?

It was good before?

I believe in myself.

Digital Jockey.

Bold titties

I don't say much to require bold titles.

At 8/17/09 10:15 AM, Envy wrote: But if you were to walk into a restaurant you've never been into and asked "Wheres the bathroom?" and the hostess said "READ THE FUCKING SIGNS, THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ASKED A MILLION TIMES BEFORE YOU FUCKING IDIOT" Then you got banned from the restaurant... would you ever recommend it to anyone?

This is not a good analogy.

At 8/17/09 01:32 PM, TMM43 wrote: haha yeah, it's kinda like that. Almost like all the elitists are protecting their baby (AP/AF) from newcomers.

Before we go any further, we must define:
1. What qualities make an AF elitist?
Is it how long they've been active?
How many posts they've made?
What they contribute to the AF and the AP?
2. Define who the elitists are.

In Envy's provided example, loan acts entirely rational (whether or not that was the point) to the newcomer. The only hint of aggression is the preface of "Jesus christ", which is neither a degrading statement or a show of discrimination. I emphasis preface because when the author replied with "too important for me", loan had the right to take it a step further because the author had completely disregarded all help.

But that's only one example. I do not know if he is an "elitist" or not, only that he posted in the AF.

At 8/19/09 02:22 PM, nathanallenpinard wrote: Threads for EP's should be allowed. They don't really clog up the forum as they are not consistent everyday posts.

Might as well make a thread for EPs, because artists know they can just as well make a newspost about it.

At 8/19/09 05:01 AM, jarrydn wrote: Hey erkie dnt u rkn that u shud b able to c who votes wot on ur submisionz

i don;t unertand wat u r saying 2 me

There is no such thing as a humble opinion.

Not sure, all I read was clasping your balls tightly.

It was a balls joke

THIS part of the genitals 8=D

At 8/19/09 02:28 AM, Rucklo wrote: OMG I AGRE SOMON CALL WAED :O:O

rkuclo ,pls, fix trak http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/2 315

At 8/19/09 02:34 AM, Quarl wrote: No, but I'm desperate. a/s/l?

omfg r u qweer???

At 8/19/09 02:33 AM, Quarl wrote:

At 8/19/09 12:02 AM, Erkie wrote:

can sum1 give me admins phone ##

I can give you mine?

are u admin???

At 8/19/09 01:15 AM, LaForge wrote: Hey Erk, what's with the retarded troll thread you made?

A mystery of the universe.

At 8/19/09 12:24 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 8/19/09 12:20 AM, Erkie wrote: Cross that, delightful, fabulous elitism.

lol deliciously fabulous..

hey erkie.. arent we the most senior people IN the audio forum? I think we posted liek the day it opened hahaha..

And here we are, quoting each other many years later.

For some reason I thought this was about real signed artists, which would then be against the rules.

In that case I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

Cross that, delightful, fabulous elitism.

Our community is delightful and its own brand of elitism.

Too many electronic innovators came from the UK.

I'm sure the US has something, but I still haven't found our own innovations.

k guys ive ben submiting trax for a LONG LONG time n i think taht 0-bombing needs 2 stop cuz my trax is boomin n don't deserve this #^%$^

can sum1 give me admins phone ##

At 8/7/09 01:05 AM, EchozAurora wrote: Too bad I'm not a BBS mod or this would be done right here.

You're in luck because every admin just read this sentence.

You know what, you're absolutely right. We shouldn't have to take this shit. NO ONE SHOULD. LETS TELL THEM TO FIX THIS, NOW. NOW. NOW.

Get over it.

First pull off a tobacco pipe with the right tobacco blend is heavenly.