This is mine.

Time travel would be cool. But what about the risk involved?

7.Call a Chinese restaurant and say "ching chang chong" over and over until they hang up.

Owning a gun is a thing of CHOISE!!!

Ok this is why I am anti-hate crime;

If you damage a government building, does that show your hate for the government. If you burn a Detroit Red Wings jersey, wont that show your hate to the Red Wings? If you flip off a blond women, does that show your hate for blonds? Think about it.

At 7/19/01 04:23 AM, TFX wrote: 98 bottles of shit on the wall, 98 bottles of shit, take one down pass it around 97 bottles of shit on the wall!!!

96 bottles of shit on the wall, 96 bottles of shit, take one down pass it around 95 bottles of shit on the wall!!!95 bottles of shit on the wall, 95 bottles of shit, take one down pass it around 94 bottles of shit on the wall!!!94 bottles of shit on the wall, 94 bottles of shit, take one down pass it around 93 bottles of shit on the wall!!!

Animals don't have a choice.
If they're not happy with their place in the world... too bad.
They have to live the life they've been given.
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to.
We have a choice.
If you don't like your place in the world
you can get off anytime you want.
Suicide. That's right.
You don't like the way your life's going,
you don't like the way you are in the world,
anything around you,
you can check out anytime you like.
Animals aren't allowed that thought
and believe me, if they were, they would use it.
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
that live in high-rises, diving out the windows.
Zebras... if they even had remotely that thought
would take a look at themselves and go, "What the F*#K!
Black & white in a green & brown world... this blows.
I'm just gonna jump in the river.... I don't have a thumb to work a gun or hold a knife or even open a jar of pills. I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth. Why even bother?"
Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb so they could kinda do it the exact same way we do. Now, there's a bunch of people that say, "Oh, it's against the law". Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught. Other people say, "Oh, we should save them". Yeah, well you know what? Not everybody wants to be saved. Not everybody should be saved. And who are we to force our will upon them? I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human? Freedom of choice? Now, it's not all bad. Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself". But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway, it's no sweat off of my back. There's a lot of good that could come from it. A little bit of bad thrown in. Some of the things: A job will open... An apartment will become available... There'll be more air for me... They say there's two girls for every guy - if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me... There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me... There'll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their F*#King slips filled out... I won't ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips and have the clerk point at you and say, "They bought the last bag".... You won't help change the McDonald's sign to a Hundred Billion Served... You'll never get AIDS... You won't have to worry about calories ever... No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"... There'll be one less polluting human...You won't have to recycle... There'll be one less car on the road... There'll be more Ring Dings for me... Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared... Your fingers won't ever get red from eating pistachios... You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore... No more church... You'll be saying, "Hey, World - Kiss My Ass!"... No more wet dreams about Supermodels... No more Barry Manilow... For a few years anyway... Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past... Say good-bye to crappy Xmas presents from Aunts and Uncles... You won't have to suffer through a Motley Crue reunion... F*#K flossing and brushing... You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare... Adios, Acne... Worrying whether you fit in or not won't be on your brain... See ya later, homework... You'll never have to sit through another movie brought to you by the creators of South Park... Schools out forever.... No more paying bills... You won't have to do chores... You won't be able to run over toads with the lawnmower though... You'll also miss McDonald's French Fries... Bugs Bunny... The amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time...
You won't be able to watch the letterbox director's cut of Jaws... Candy... Living above ground... Pudding crust... You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment... Getting to the point in your life where you can tell your parents to "F*#K Off! I gotta make my own mistakes....you did"... You'll miss sex - you'll miss thinking about it, looking for it, sex by yourself, sex with a partner, sex with multiple partners... No more summer nights that seem to go on forever... Roller coasters.... Naming your kid the name you always wanted... Making a difference in the world... You'll miss the experience and pleasure of Hallucinogenics... Watching your neighbor's wife change clothes with her blinds open... A lifetime of masturbating... Watching your favorite team sweep the series... Music... You will definitely miss music... Trying to sneak into your house drunk - three hours past your curfew... You'll miss the blaze and glory of the 4th of July fireworks... The taste of Captain Crunch... If you're a boy, you'll miss the feeling the first time you reach up a girl's shirt... If you're a girl, the feeling the first time you reach down a boy's pants... You'll miss your favorite coat... Waffles with whipped cream and strawberries... Beating your friends at video games... You won't be around to see what shape and color the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms will be... You'll miss the feeling you get when reminiscing about your first love - thirty years after the fact... The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas... Skinny dipping... Getting stoned, reading Green Eggs & Ham, and eating like a horse that got loose in the grain bin... Flying cars... Hey, you were born - Finish what was started.

Oh. And I need the wazzup audio.(short ver.)

How do you downlode and save flash movies?

At 7/16/01 11:49 PM, EcHo_NY wrote:

At 7/16/01 11:42 PM, SuperMFC wrote: http://insanetools.com

You can buy flash for $30.00!!

Or you can just go to Kazaa Media Desktop, type in "flash 5", and download it free...OPPS!! My secret's out...........

it says i need a serial #

At 7/16/01 12:53 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 7/16/01 12:20 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: Here's mine!

Ah, that's nothing! Check out this scenic landscape outside our backdoor! Look at the texture! It's amazing!

Thank you for sharing that with us Wade. Anyway this is mine.

At 7/16/01 07:51 PM, EcHo_NY wrote:

At 7/16/01 07:36 PM, -NuKe- wrote: I was told by my friend Andrew about 2 1/2 yeears ago. I signed up for gold a lil less than a year later. I was not of legal age until 9 months after that.

I went to Lycos search and typed in "kill pokemon". After going through a bunch of sites, I ended up clickging a link to Assassin.

me too

At 7/14/01 01:50 PM, -NuKe- wrote: a friend at camp converted me...now that i think about it, communism might work!

Yeah, and the XFL will make a big come back.

At 7/16/01 04:25 AM, EviLDoG wrote: VOTE THIS SAMPLE STEALER OFF!!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/frames.php?id=24811

Error - no movie with that ID exists in the database. It has either been deleted, or never existed at all. Click here to go to the main Portal listing. Oh well.

At 7/16/01 07:43 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote: A fucking gun just got fired outside my window! Ah, ah, ah, I think I shat myself!

Maybe it just some firecrackers.

At 7/12/01 04:18 PM, WadeFulp wrote: At 7/12/01 04:12 PM, bigrich16 wrote::

I'm a web cam reject.

Well, while you have yet to be added to the webcam gallery, you provided a URL to your webcam image, so I won't put you in the reject section. :) This is for people who sent me pictures, and no information about their online webcam. :) Here's another!

This guy made the same mistake I made: Slept with his cat.

I'm ready!

You guys are pussies! There is no such thing as bad luck!

At 7/11/01 01:03 PM, PriKedELiK wrote:

At 7/10/01 10:55 PM, dumbpunkb wrote: me, me.

ciro, ciro!

WTF?!?! anyway.....

At 7/11/01 01:38 PM, Infinity303 wrote: I just thought of this idea, kind of like "Adopt a newbie" only better.

Here's how it works. You put in a request to be someone's sex slave, or master/mistress. Then you attatch that person's email address so they know about it and they can either decline or accept it. It has to be a mutual thing. Only one slave per master/mistress, only one master/misteress per slave. Got it?

But I don't know this laddy's E-mail :(

No way! KILL Meg Ryan!!!!!!!

At 7/10/01 09:33 PM, Vj20 wrote:

At 7/10/01 09:32 PM, GumbyGod wrote: I want one of these hats for the winter. As in the picture below, Kurt is wearing one. I have no clue what the hell they are called but I need one. Well show NG what you want (yes, I'm bored.)

My desire is going down on my gf.

My desire is this.

Cop Saves Baby Who Stopped Breathing in Searing Heat

GREELEY, Colo. — Sgt. Rusty Mellon was around when 3-week-old Maximus Espinosa needed a cop.

The child's mother and grandmother were taking him to the doctor for a routine visit when he stopped breathing in the nearly triple-digit heat.

Regina Weglin and her daughter, Gina Espinoza, were franctic, trying to decide whether to continue to the doctor's office or go to the emergency room.

Then they saw Mellon's police car. They began honking their horn and flashing the car's lights.

Mellon thought it was just another heat-crazed driver and he got out of his car ready to yell at the driver for weaving through parking lanes.

Instead, Weglin leaped from her car, shoved the blue-faced baby into Mellon's hands and shouted: "He's stopped breathing."

"I kind of threw the baby to him; I was so shook up," Weglin said. Mellon returned to his car with the infant, laid him on the seat, and began cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

At the same time, he told the mother and grandmother to get inside a nearby tire store, out of the heat, and he radioed for emergency services.

"It didn't take much to revive the baby," Mellon said. "A couple of breaths, and he started breathing again."

Weglin said, "We don't know why he stopped breathing. Maybe it was the heat." The temperature was 98 degrees when the child stopped breathing Saturday afternoon.

Weglin said she did every thing she could think of to get Mellon's attention, honking her horn and flashing her lights at the police car. "If I had to, I would have rammed his car."

Mellon, a 32-year veteran of the Greeley Police Department, has three grandchildren, ages 1, 2 and 4. While he has given CPR to adults, it was the first time he's revived an infant.

I just wanted to post this to piss off the Anarchists on BBS.

Me? I like Bill O'Reilly from the Fox News Channel.

Hay everyone.......

how bout this?

Pikaboo!!

At 7/10/01 03:45 AM, Anarchypenguin wrote: Welfare. This is Simple Enough of a topic. Mainly the debate I see as being the most fruitful is where should the cutt off line be?

I don't know where I stand on welfare. Half of me says "Try to get back on your feet", half of me says "GET A JOB!".

At 7/10/01 02:37 AM, Perdix wrote:

At 7/10/01 02:34 AM, Shrapnel wrote: This is as close as you guys are going to get.....

perdix looks like this.....


oh wait, you already knew that....

That guy looks like Ric Flair on crack.

At 7/6/01 04:02 PM, Jiggle_Nutz wrote: HAHAH! TThat stupid eminem wanna be white boy sayin he's a JuGGalo. Stupid whack ass wannabe ninja.... er...



I'D BONE HER!!

You would bone a 3 inch chick?!?!?!?!