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At 12/7/12 04:21 PM, Mownkey wrote: I'm going to disappoint you by putting a picture of a non-penis joke Pokemon.

What is wrong with you?

At 12/13/12 10:36 PM, JBK wrote:

At 12/13/12 10:30 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote:

At 12/13/12 09:22 PM, grime-reaper wrote: they all look the same 2 me

People say the same about blacks.

I'm always mistaken for somone else.

I feel sorry for those people. I'm glad I grew up around races other than my own. So I can look at people and recognize them by their differences instead of just how they are different from me. I mean they had to be pretty closed off from the world to not be able to tell one person from another. Thats my best guess.

Just a minute ago you were using racial slurs against blacks and now you're saying you feel sorry for them.

gg no re

Alright, so this new joint opened up down the road.
It's a small pub where people come to sit down and eat, the only problem is.
Every time I go to eat some KFC like a fat fuck.
It smells like dogshit particurally around the back, so I take a look at this menu alright?
And it looks sorta like this.

NEW! Jumbo steak burger - $4.50
KFC YA DINGUS - $3.00
Chicken sandwich - $2.50
Human remains- I mean mini chicken sandwiches - $2.50

So you know the first thing I see, that really startles me.
Is the god damn jumbo steak burger.

Because it smells like dogshit back where they work and I think that they may be cooking up some children back there.
I mean its one thing to cook cats, but children? Seriously?
Alright, i'll cut to the point. So I walk down this little path that seperates this building from another building, somewhat like a warehouse. And then I see a door with a shitty little paper note stuck to it that says "STAFF ONLY NO GURLS ALLOWED".
So with my keen detective skills, I already know to jump the gun and peek through that door.
And that's when I see it.

A bunch of bags in the shape of human bodies scattered around the workplace.
I pulled out my piece of shit track phone and took like 10 pictures of this shit.
And then I ran away.

So later on that day I realized, the fuck? I didnt have any memory to save the picture.

Then when I went to show it to the cops, and they said "All it says is out of memory"
"Whoa, what the fuck dude are these pictures of your dick"
I realized, I am a fucking retard.

The fucking end.

At 11/25/12 12:39 PM, Jomillex wrote: Didnt get the memo about the dick jokes until too late
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jomillex/squirtle-is-a-bi tch?context=ratings:etm.user:2 943750.scouted:.offset:0

Pikachu needs nipples for the picture to be fully complete.

FUCK I FORGOT NIPPLES!

How could you?

At 11/25/12 12:39 PM, Jomillex wrote: Didnt get the memo about the dick jokes until too late
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/jomillex/squirtle-is-a-bi tch?context=ratings:etm.user:2 943750.scouted:.offset:0

Pikachu needs nipples for the picture to be fully complete.

I collect the faces of children.

At 11/25/12 07:11 AM, Breaktroll wrote: There's already a thred like this. Linky
It's been a while since someone posted in there, but I think it's a better idea to keep it withing that thread.

Sorry I didn't know there was already one created.

I'm a huge fan of the game Castle Crashers, released on both the xbox 360 and steam.

I love the designs put in to each character and I thought it'd be cool for everyone to draw their own knights with their own traits and designs.

Here's something to base your drawings off of.

At 11/25/12 02:07 AM, Aigis wrote: This isn't specifically about you, but I'm curious.

What is it about the internet that causes people to feel entitled to ask strangers to just do things for them, for no compensation?

Yeah, he's got a good point.

You owe me 10 bucks for that logo that I made you.

I take mastercard or paypal.

At 11/25/12 02:26 AM, Captain-Carrion wrote: I'm glad I can still put this to use!

Why you already had that picture made? I have no idea.

But in addition,

DICKLETT! I CHOOSE YOU!

At 11/25/12 01:43 AM, ReNaeNae wrote: Buttfree

I guess you can say that picture is.
"bootyfull"

OHOHOHOHOOOOO

Hey hey buddy, sure thing.

Here is your genuine, professional, HD, logo. You deserve it.

unda da sea

2spooky4me