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Proteas maybe 20% is a little steep, but immigrants will generally work for cheaper so a small tax incentive can make hiring equivalent economically for the employer

Immigration laws just ceate a lower class inherently criminalized so they cannot redress their grievances for fear of deportation

So what if someone sends money to their home country? Worst case scenario they help the mexican economy. People in foreign countries are people and they deserve economic stimulus just as much as americA

My girlfriend is going back to bolivia next month and i am going with her. I am not racist, i just know that no open immigration bill would go through congress without protections for american jobs

At 8/12/11 06:16 PM, adrshepard wrote:

At 8/12/11 05:45 PM, EricSchmidt wrote: The main strain on the us economy are the old and the sick. Immigrants in the us are, on average, younger than the general population. Eventhose of retirement age are unable to recieve retirement benefits from the us government.

Something which liberals and illegal aliens want to change, and which will only gain momentum with larger influxes of illegal aliens. It won't be limited to retirement, either. Legalization will bring in a new swath of poor people dependent on social welfare to survive.

Immigrants arent eligable for social welfare

Immigrants tend to have larger families than most natove born americans thus they buy larger amounts of food and clothing.

Illegal aliens don't ship consumer goods to their home countries. The food and clothes isn't bought from US producers.

Butthey do use them in america. Americans dont buy shit made by american producers either, but if you buy a shoe you also help the workers at the store, the truck driver, managers, construction workers who built the store etc.

Because they dont apply for tax refunds or take full advantage of deductions they pay on average more taxes than native born americans

Whoa, there. First of all, you aren't even saying what you mean, which has to be that they pay more on average than equivalently skilled or employed Americans. Second, that is a hell of a claim to make casually since there's no real data on the economic activities of illegal immigrants (they don't like to take government surveys).

Legal aliens pay more than citizens. With my reform all aliens will be legal.

A simple solution is to allow open immigration(they cannot realistically be kept out anyway and INS is an expensive administration) and to create a tax penalty for employers who hire aliens.

You just said illegal immigrants purchase more and pay more in taxes than similar Americans. Now you want to work against that by discouraging anyone from hiring them?

Hire immigrant for 8 an hour plus 1.60 tax or an american for 9.60

A simple solution to the immigration issue is to let them all in (we cant realistically keep them out anyway)

Simple, and simple minded.

Do you think what we have now works at all?

Most arguments both for and against immigration are bullshit. I hear people say "we are all immigrants". No; we are decendants of immigrants; just like everyone living outside of east africa. However i have a more realistic argument that shows as it stands immigration is good for the economy and there are simple solutions to allow immigrants to be treated decently without hurting the job market.

The main strain on the us economy are the old and the sick. Immigrants in the us are, on average, younger than the general population. Eventhose of retirement age are unable to recieve retirement benefits from the us government. Immigrants tend to have larger families than most natove born americans thus they buy larger amounts of food and clothing. Right now most illegals have doffoculty getting legitimate work so they work as cheap laborers, and because of exchange rates amd cost of living differences, they send money back home to support their families. Because they dont apply for tax refunds or take full advantage of deductions they pay on average more taxes than native born americans

A simple solution is to allow open immigration(they cannot realistically be kept out anyway and INS is an expensive administration) and to create a tax penalty for employers who hire aliens. For every dollar spent paying an immigrant an extra 20 cents to uncle sam. With suh a large percentage of the population immigrants this will go a long way to balancing the budget. This will also encourage employers to hire citizens.

A simple solution to the immigration issue is to let them all in (we cant realistically keep them out anyway)

she just asked me if i wanted to go to miami for a week with her before she goes back to bolivia. So, when we fuck... Should i shrink my dick?

At 7/4/11 08:39 AM, Tramps wrote: I've had the same problem before. Let her suck your dick to make it wet and stroke her pussy at the same time, then when you try it should be much, much easier.

If she sucks my dick id need some time to... Reload

At 7/3/11 05:11 PM, Lepy wrote:

At 7/3/11 08:44 AM, EricSchmidt wrote: Any serious suggestions?

Wait, your name is Eric Schmidt?
The former CEO of Google?
What are you doing on Newgrounds?

I'm sorry for that. It just had to be done.

This is an alt i made a long time ago

Any serious suggestions?

Its not that she is scared of saying no. She comes from a different culture. She is catholic and therefore conservative about sex. Her brother is free but she cant leave her house unescorted. The day they found out about me they called her a whore and said they never wanted to see her again. She even talked to a social worker but it didnt help

At 7/2/11 10:07 PM, Kittykylie wrote:

I dont know why i am posting this but... What should i do ng?

Try again with more lube and patince. Tease her somemore, lick her pussy. I know from experince, im a lass.

And if all else fails, get her pissed! works for me :)

She is catholic and has a really dysfunctional family. She cant leave her hous on her own and her parents talk about sending her back to her country. Also she was molested when she was a little kid (no by her family but still pretty messed up). So with all of this she is sometimes a little uncomfortable about sexual stuff (she is getting better and every thing is consentual before you try to call me a rapist or something)

I know you all might think im making this up but im not. I have been going out w/ my gf for about two months. Shes given me hand jobs before (im only average size but the first time she felt it she said its too big and if she put it inside of her she wouldnt be able to walk the next day) and the first time i tried fingering her i could barely fit in my pinky. Two days ago she offered me sex. I obviously accepted. I tried to fit my penis in but she has a really small vagina (before you say anything we are both 18 and i had a condom on). I ended up giving up and just humping the ousode of her pussy. I could fit in two fingers this time but the cross sectional area of a penis is about that of four or five fingers.

I dont know why i am posting this but... What should i do ng?

I saw this video of a girl playing the electric cello. She was playing a heavy metal version of Flight of the Bumblebee. I saw it. I am now in love.

Prepare to be amazed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIEdzaAcW -c

At 6/7/09 04:18 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

Holly crap you have a point

my company = nine letters

Thank you for sucking my cock and the collective cock of the programmers at the Google corporation. Your cooperation pleases me.

How dare you present a conspiracy theory without naming my company the conspirator.

Google owns the world. Google owns the number nine.

"words of advice"

If only I was seven. I could go on a homicidal rampage and no one can stop me.

At 4/21/09 05:36 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote: It may just be the world's largest conspiracy!!!

I use google to search, btw.

Thank you for obeying the interests of the Google corporation.

Have a cookie

At 4/21/09 05:14 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 4/21/09 02:33 PM, smeagol1 wrote: go ahead my son and condemn thee into oblivion!

I'm planning on it

Well, as a matter of fact, we should be suing you. You have made treasonist remarks against the Google corporation. The fact that you are threatening to sue two independent (not for long) corporations is ridiculous. You are a criminal. You should stay as far away from law offices as possible.

My name is Eric Schmidt. I am the current CEO of the Google corporation.

At Google we consider all citizens of the earth as members of our holy empire. The treasonist remarks that you have made against your masters of the Google corporation shall not go unpunished.