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Bugs usually don't like creep me out or anything (except millipedes and centipedes, fuckin scary lil shits), but that many of any sort of bug would give me the heebie jeebies....I would make it my personal mission to get rid of them once and for all...Mass murder.

At 12/5/08 12:12 AM, TheZach wrote:

At 12/5/08 12:09 AM, ericiscool21 wrote: The Village...hated it....the plot twist was completely unexpected...but...it ruined the movie.

A lot of people didn't like that movie, but I thought it was pretty cool. And it actually seemed somewhat plausible.

It does seem plausible, but I just didn't like the plot twist. The movie was surrounded around monsters in the forest n whatever. I liked the previews, it made it seem all actiony...then you find out they aren't even real! I'm just not as interested in that sort of movie.

The Village...hated it....the plot twist was completely unexpected...but...it ruined the movie.

Well, I took half of a semester my sophomore year, but then i learned that my school didn't offer German 2. And due to this, I dropped it and took Spanish, cuz colleges require 2 years of foreign language or whatever. But it was an alright language, go for it if you want to.

I'm absolutely appalled by this.....ew

I don't like them for two reasons:

1. I just don't like the sound in general.

2. They digitally enhance their music on their albums, they don't play as fast as the sounds on their albums. And as a musician myself, I feel kind of insulted that they feel they have to enhance their music to try and make themselves sound cooler or whatever.

So the story goes that I was like 10 or so...no older than 12, I don't really remember...It was midnight and I was home alone...At this time, an escaped convict, wanted for murder, was rumored to be in my area. All of that I would have been fine with, but I was watching Scream 1. That movie wouldn't have scared me either. But being home alone, watching a scary movie, being 10 years old, and having an escaped convict rumored in my area all at once....I was a little freaked. Also, my mother had this stupid ass wind sock thing hangin outside our front window. It wasn't really windy, but every now and then a slight breeze would make it move, and I would notice the movement, and think "Oh shit, who the fuck is that?!?"

That was probably the scariest moment of my life.

And as far as what scares me now..um, I don't know...nothing really specific...Like, if I was held at knife point by a crazed lunatic who wasn't afraid to cut me up, I might be a little freaked out. But I'm not afraid of something specific like the dark or anything like that.

EXCEPT, centipedes and millipedes...those things give me the creeps. Anything with that many legs, can't be trusted.

At 12/3/08 08:15 PM, Danny122 wrote: Game case mod ever. Typical stereotype of the average woman.

lol, pwnage.

At 12/3/08 08:17 PM, The-Wade-Birgade wrote: Kewl. I have some original none cut versions of songs too. The only way to get rare shit like that is Ares.

Yeah, Ares....or any other illegal song downloading program.

At 12/3/08 08:11 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Is this person you

Obviously...

And dude, "your friend" wouldn't get guys giving him shit about it, if he wasn't a big enough fag to show other guys his dick.

At 12/3/08 08:10 PM, The-Wade-Birgade wrote: I really like Safari, sure go ahead call me fag but It is very easy to get around. And trust me I get around alot.

Okay...fag.

And yes turtle dude, I am sure. You said it yourself, its labeled as the "best overall browser".

At 12/3/08 08:13 PM, ZachMM wrote: One day when you go onto the internet and come to Newgrounds and after a few postings on the BBS, you decide to go check out the flash portal. You notice no "under judgment" submissions and there were no submissions for that day. How bizarre if for one day no entries were submitted.

uber bizarre.

At 12/2/08 11:40 PM, Jercurpac wrote: What a misleading title. I thought you had figured out a way to attach a spoiler onto your penis. You know, to make it more aerodynamic when you're fucking.

I thought the same thing! and I was all excited to try it out...now I'm just pissed off.

At 12/3/08 07:55 PM, chiefindomer wrote:

At 12/3/08 07:42 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 12/3/08 07:34 PM, chiefindomer wrote: Well if you want a girlfriend go get one, but if you don't want one right now then don't. You shouldn't worry about what other people think of your relationship status, just do what feels right.

Thanks alot. I've wanted one since I was 7, and I am almost 15 (2 more months) and never had one. And it's probably because of my long hair.

Dude it's pretty easy to get a girlfriend, the hard part is finding one you want to keep dating after you have been with them for a few months. Also, I used to have hair at shoulder length and it never stopped me. Actually, I had most of my girlfriends during the four years I had long hair.

Agreed. My hair in the front is to the tip of my nose, and to my shoulders in the back. Long hair doesn't matter. As cliche as it sounds, its the way you act more than anything.

firefox > all others.

At 12/3/08 07:50 PM, msibomb wrote: ugh i told you guys not to bitch

Yeah, but the fact you overlooked was that this is newgrounds, and if you ask somebody not to do something, you will get at least 20 people doing it to the best of their ability.

It was decent at best.

And that's being generous

At 12/3/08 07:53 PM, Wartooth118 wrote: It's not meant to be, other fish in the sea, blah blah.

Immediately find someone to gawk at and remind yourself that you're single.

I was basically going to say the same thing. You don't have to feel guilty when you wack off to other girls and flirt with other girls. If you even felt guilty while you were with here. Of course maybe you're a very mature person and you don't do that. But yeah, if it helps do like a google search for all those cliche break up quotes (i.e. fish in the sea).

Moral of the story, rather than spending your time wallowing in misery over the girl that left you, spend your time infatuating over a hotter girl that will put out more.

At 12/3/08 07:39 PM, Sawke wrote: oh my god....i think i just threw up the entire contents of my stomach.

Let the record show that if any man EVER tells me i'm his universe i will kick his balls and tell him to get a fucking hobbie.

Sawke, you are my universe.

At 12/3/08 07:28 PM, TheWhiteRanger wrote: Lately i've been hearing a lot of crap from people telling me that i'm lame now because I use the tigerzord now instead of the dragonzord. WELL FUCK THEM. At least the Tigerzord can run, all the Dragonzord could do is shuffle.

Your opinion, fellow rangers?

dragonzord > tigerzord.

dragonzord = uber pwnage.

At 12/3/08 07:24 PM, TJoyal wrote: I think I'm at the age when having a boyfriend/girlfriend actually matters. I'm 15 and have never had a girlfriend. People are literally throwing these questions at people asking if they ever been on a date. In class one day we got into groups of six and the teacher asked if we had any girlfriends. One kid raised his hand. The teacher asked if any of us did have a girlfriend and everyone raised their hand except me.

Girls have liked me, they know I'm a nice guy, I'm not bad looking, I'm just not a dating type. I'm the kind of kid in the group of friends who just tags along while everyone is in a couple. Let me ask you this though. Does not having a girlfriend really matter once you're at my age?

Nah dude you're fine. I wouldn't worry about it. And also, don't go out with a girl ONLY because you feel like you should have a girlfriend. If you go out with a girl, do it because you're interested in her, want to get to know her better, and feel as if you and her could get along pretty well. Don't make it top priority or anything, because (as much as you probably don't want to hear it, cuz I know I didn't when I was 15, and I still don't wanna hear it at 17) you should PROBABLY focus more on school. But as far as social life goes, focus on just having fun in general, with or without girls.

At 11/19/08 06:20 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:07 PM, Dead-eagle wrote: Great for you.. I think.. But we wont ever be able to tell how you feel for her.. so , good luck!

I love her too.

Well good luck I suppose, I'm not going to flame you for posting your feelings or anything. Plenty of high school couples get married and live "happily ever after." Just enjoy it while it lasts and don't take it for granted.

At 12/3/08 06:58 PM, lawizeg wrote: Can you tell me what "bob saggot" means, i don't know if i spelt it right, just help me please. No links to google, i've done it. don't be a douche.

It's Bob Saget, and he is the dad on Full House, with the olsen twins when they were like 2. He also hosted America's Funniest Home Videos for awhile...Also, dirtiest comedian EVER.

15 seconds in, I shut it off...

I had to, once I realized that my ears were bleeding I realized if I listened much longer, I could die. I've ever felt like such a mere mortal before.

And yes, mainstream music is going down the shitter. I think back 20-30 years, and think about how a lot of that music is still popular today... and I think forward 20-30 years, and I hope that everyone forgets about the mainstream shit from these days.

At 12/3/08 06:37 PM, IamMajik wrote: like the vikings but i know they wont.

Don't necessarily count them out yet. IF they make playoffs, Kevin and Pat are allowed to play again and their defense will be immediately improved. And their offense has started to play a lot better in recent weeks. They are my favorite team as well, so I can hope. But I definitely won't expect it.

At 12/3/08 11:23 AM, PickledOnionMuffin wrote: Don't do anything, natural selection has taken place.

Lmao...

At 12/3/08 04:33 PM, Eggys wrote: Try reading your old kindergarten and first grade journals. Whoo boy.

Haha, I did that not too long ago, only it was my 3rd-4th grade journals. And I realized that I was an idiot, and quite illiterate.

I listen to all kinds of rock. I listen to soft acoustic rock. Alternative Rock. Punk Rock. Hard Rock. Heavy Metal. Screamo. Classic Rock. I'm into anything rock.

Depends what kind of band it is, what kind of music you plan on making. If you're going to be like an emo band, have something like "My Wrists are Bleeding"..If you're going to be like a thrash metal band, you HAVE to incorporate the word "death" into your name somehow...like "The Knights of Death"...and if you're going to be like an alternative rock band, you need to have some name that doesn't really make sense(i.e., panic! at the disco"), ya'know, a name with no real point to it.

Hahahahaha, instead of getting in a fight, they decided to "pwn" each other on Runescape. Quite possibly the funniest thing I've heard in a month. That made my day. And that must just be where you live, cuz here all my friends have poker rounds IN PERSON, and we hang out IN PERSON, and if we get in fights, its IN PERSON. Sooo, yeah.