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At 1/8/09 08:55 PM, MichaelHurst wrote:

At 1/8/09 02:52 PM, Ericho wrote: One reporter noticed that one of their toys was "ugly". You've got to be kidding me.

I actually think that it was something named like "ugly somethingoranother" and it was actually the name of the toy. Sad that I know that.

Maybe even sadder that the reporter knows that.

At 1/8/09 03:12 PM, heroicspatula wrote: Now that Gore hasn't won, you have no reason to go to the past. Because you never go to the past, Gore never wins.

Hmm, maybe it will create an alternate timeline. If so, I'll pick the timeline where he won.

At 1/8/09 08:00 PM, RWT wrote: No, I meant astrology. Not that I think the idea has any merit, just that I haven't seen anything to disprove astrology. But it's a science, no?

Aww, nice to see a scientist with an open mind, although astrology probably isn't real anyway.

Wasn't the discovery of the giant squid an example of cryptozoology becoming valid science? Or was there really not that much reason to think the giant squid wasn't real in the first place?

If I could go back and change anything, I would make Al Gore win the 2000 presidential election. That's what I'd do.

At 1/6/09 02:01 PM, ThePretenders wrote: Of course, the media being unscrupulous bastards will record every minute of the Obama kids life. There should be a blackout of reporting the day to day affairs of the children, except for serious issues like accidents.

Yep, I think it's safe to say that has certianly happened by now.

Honestly, they were talking about the lunch menus for today and tomorrow. One reporter noticed that one of their toys was "ugly". You've got to be kidding me.

I always wondered what would happen if they posted their cartoons here on Newgrounds. They'd probably hog all the awards.

At 1/8/09 08:11 AM, Phobotech wrote: Here! Have a sig I screened so you can easily slap your name on the right!

That movie does look pretty sweet, but I decline your offer for a sig. I felt as though it didn't define as well as my usual. Did anyone actually use this?

I would change my name to Bob. No, I wouldn't be Robert, or even Rob. On my driver's license, it would say "Bob", because that is the ultimate name. It's the same thing spelled backwards, it's short, it's also a verb, and it has two "b"'s (which is a funny sounding letter).

I think I'm going to name my kid Bob. On his birth certificate, it will say "Bob".

I don't worry about us being taken over by China, or really anyone else. India has just about as many people, and I think they would probably come to our aid.

Of course, seeing as how India isn't a particuarly rich country, I do fear they couldn't help that much.

At 1/7/09 05:59 PM, Evark wrote: I'll never grow out of Newgrounds. The problem is whether or not Newgrounds will grow out of me.

Yeah, I always wondered if anything could ever stop new flashes being made for good. I certainly don't want it to happen, and I don't see any reason why it would. I may have signed up on pretty late, but in ten years (!), it won't look so late.

At 1/7/09 05:25 PM, cHunter wrote:

At 1/7/09 05:23 PM, Ericho wrote: Well, I never knew you but seeing as how you have a lot of posts, I guess we'll probably miss you. *sniff*

Did you even read his post? He's not leaving.

I was being sarcastic. At least I think I was. Yeah, I must have been sarcastic. I would've known he wasn't really leaving.

At 1/7/09 06:11 PM, 20x6stinkoman wrote: WHATS BLACK, WHITE, AND RED ALL OVER??!?!?!??!!

(well no matter what you answer i tell you that you're wrong and say its either a penguin in a blender or a newspaper)

A penguin with lipstick (or in a blender, I guess).

Getting married is a way of assuring that a person will not be an official "bastard", and that's a good cause.

What's a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

I heard that 3 out of 4 people have diarrhea. I'm happy to sound that I'm in the minority that doesn't.

Well, I'm glad to say I saw it, because since I only watched reruns on Comedy Central, I missed all of the last season, so it's great to start right here. The episode itself was good, at least as good as any episode (which is really good).

I don't think I have ever been grounded. We just never did that. Of course we were also a family that didn't give out allowances, so I guess it all evens out.

Well, I never knew you but seeing as how you have a lot of posts, I guess we'll probably miss you. *sniff*

At 1/7/09 04:27 PM, mastrchief117 wrote:

:He told cops he learned how to drive by playing video games.

Betcha Jack Thompson's gonna whine about this.

Well, I only signed up last September, but then again, I am 19, so my time may sadly come sooner than I would think.

At 1/6/09 08:50 PM, tkrow21 wrote: I highly doubt that Obama will be assassinated, as one user said already, the people who would want to assassinate him are probably people who can barely think. Obama is favored by most of the country anyway. I mean, it technically makes more sense to say that McCain or Bush will be assassinated.

Well, it really doesn't matter how many people like you. All it takes is one nut to end it all.

But realistically, there should be no problem. So, I think we should just put this out of our minds and focus more on the good things that we should be getting soon.

At 1/6/09 07:07 PM, marchohare wrote:

At 1/6/09 05:33 PM, Ericho wrote: ...once I see less than half of the flashes on Newgrounds made by Americans, I'll start thinking that we're declining.

Why? Guys who live in their mothers' basements because they can't find JOBS have a lot of time to make Flashes.

Well, if you think that people who make flash aren't very talented, you really shouldn't be here in the first place.

P.S. I'm not trying to sound arrogant. I love all countries of the world. In fact, I wish there's be more flash here made by other countries. I'm just saying. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Hey, once I see less than half of the flashes on Newgrounds made by Americans, I'll start thinking that we're declining.

I was always kind of afraid he'll be assassinated by someone from a white supremacist group like the Ku Klux Klan.

I heard a news report that said that happiness is literally contagious. So good news, I guess!

I don't see what the big deal about getting high is. If you want to get high legally and cheap, just watch some Youtube Poops or animutations. Those are perfectly safe ways to get high!

I guess you could have tried giving it to someone, although they probably wouldn't help much, and might have just killed it themselves. All in all, I think you made the right choice.

At 1/5/09 04:32 PM, aninjaman wrote: More then global warming. Hell there are plenty of cosmic phenonmena that could kill us any second.

Oh yeah, and the Andromeda Galaxy is coming towards us. So...yeah.

Geez, and they say gonig on the Internet is a waste of time.