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I got it! I would not have to take the pill at all and I would simply ask him for $47,500,000. Not to sound like a geek, but that is 95% of 50 million dollars. I have just removed the 5% of the money that I would risk getting. Granted, I doubt that guy would agree to my terms but if he is crazy enough to give 50 million dollars to a complete stranger, he might be crazy enough to do this. $47.5 million isn't a bad deal anyway.

I was just talking about this with my mom the other day. We agreed that cows and chickens are bred to be eaten. In a strange way, we are actually ensuring the continuity of the species. Animals like cats and dogs were domesticated because they were useful. Dogs could be used for hunting and cats can catch mice. While they may not be that useful anymore, we have simply gotten into too much of a rut to change it. Besides, they're cuter.

Speaking of regulars, whatever happened to ZeroAsALimit? Did he simply stop making posts? That guy has been around since 2004, but his last post was made on 9/22/09! I guess that, as an old regular, he would definitley not be here anymore. The only person who has a chance of surpassing him is BananaBreadMuffin, and he still has to get 5,000 posts if he wants to beat him! Oh well, you left behind a legacy, friend.

This mosque should be built because it will show how accepting we are of people around the world. The double standard is that everyone complains about how an atheist can not be elected President or a member of the Cabinet or something. Well, what chances does a Muslim have of becoming President or a high political office? Everyone is always for protecting minorities, but only really when they are a part of the minority.

At around dinner time today, I am going to have a great big dinner with my mom to celebrate the fact that I am now in the Top 10 on Newgrounds all time in terms of reviewers. Then I am going to go to a self help group and have lots of fun. Besides, if I were to kill myself now, I could never get absolutely everything reviewed that I wanted to, and I am hoping to surpass XwaynecoltX some day or maybe even everything else online.

I would definitley take it. I am down on my luck so much I would do anything for money. If the chance was 5%, that would be a chance I would be willing to take. I think the maximum percentage I would go would probably be 25%. Even if I did die, I have a brother who does not have any money either, so I would give it all to him once I died and he would live happily ever after and some stuff like that, you know.

It reminds me of something Trey Parker and Matt Stone said on commentary.

"There's one thing we've always tried to avoid in 'South Park' and that's gags. We, we hate gags. We know that whenever we bring in new writers, there will always be the really gaggy writers. No matter how deep of a story arc you're in or whatever they're just throwing out a gag, randomly. He's like, 'Yeah, and then he says this', and I'm like, 'That has nothing to do with what we're talking about, that has nothing to do with that character. You're just throwing out a gag'".

This is exactly what these movies are.

I stayed up until like 1:30 last night, but it was simply because I often have trouble going to sleep. It is kind of sad when you think about it. If I had known ahead of time that I was not going to be able to fall asleep until then, I could have simply stayed up until that day being on Newgrounds or some other Internet related fun thing. I get nervous because I am just used to this new school schedule or something.

I always thought it was very strange how he did not have a lot of experience points or for that matter a lot of blams and saves. The thing is that while he lacks in those areas, he is still probably the richest person here on Newgrounds. I'll bet that he takes high ranking people like Pimp and AfroUnderScoreStud and secretly pays them to work for him and thwart off any attack by people stronger than him.

Hmm, I don't know. I have seen so many it is hard to tell. I think for me it might be the "Go, God, Go" episodes or possibly "Red Hot Catholic Love". I love these episodes because they really work on the statement Trey Parker made about how atheism is in fact worse than religion. You have to listen to the commentaries for these episodes to show how smart these guys are. It is rare for anyone to defend religion.

Make a lolcat out of him.

I would suggest something cheesy like "Spider Cat wuntz En", because that cat seriously looks like he could be the next Spider Cat, as I have seen cats climb stuff really high who are called "Spider Cat" and the like.

Aw, reminds me of the "South Park" episode where the Japanese stop killing dolphins and whales in favor of chickens and cows. I think the reason is that cats and dogs are domesticated animals and they are not bred for food, whereas farm animals are bred for food, so it is their choice. I think it also might be because this was a cruel killing done for no reason. I would honestly not support this if it was a chicken or a pig.

I find a ton of things annoying. Like people who continually send me messages or comments on this very website about how useless I am because I have only done tons of stupid reviews (I actually have in
fact done tons as I have made over 4,000 if you wanted to count each review as a pound or whatever). Another bad thing is how my brother sometimes comes into my room at night and wants me to talk to him about stupid things.

Why was there never an orange power ranger? Granted, I do not regularly watch the series (at least not anymore) so I would not know if there ever was one. I would go with the orange power ranger if there was one and I suppose that for an animal, I would choose a member of the cat family like a lion. I guess the regular house cat would not work. In terms of weapons, I would probably choose something like a machine gun.

The main factor that made us lose the war was that the Vietnamese would simply not give up, no matter what we did. They lost nearly every battle against us, but they simply would not stop fighting (at least that is what my history teacher said) so the only way to permanently get rid of them would probably to use something drastic, like nuclear weapons on the capital building of theirs, or something like that.

I saw it with my dad and while I thought it was one of the best films I had ever seen, my dad did not really care for it much. I think the main problem was that he was, well, a full adult in his 50's, and it is very unlikely he would have enjoyed it. I was so interested by this movie I decided to read the comic books but then I found out that my Books-A-Million has every volume, except the first one! I might get lucky later.

I came here around 2008, (well, I first set up an account at that time at least) so I guess you could consider me an old regular in that sense. Of course, in terms of the Top 10 Reviewers on this website (yes, I made it!) I am actually the newest person to appear on the list so I am definitley more new than a lot of other people on this list. In fact, most users are probably from before 2009, so that was a silly question, unless it was a joke.

Did you know that Britain happens to hold the record for most furries percentage-wise? While I am unsure of the exact statistics, the USA actually has the most furries of any country, simply because they have such a higher population. I wonder what the furry population would be in places like Japan or China. Is this mostly a Western idea even though we mostly think of animated porn when we think of the East?

Most likely because if you look at flash here in general, it is all about blood and violence. I think that sticks work well with this because in terms of art, there is just so little you can do with a serious non-action short. I mean, who wants to see a cartoon where a stick figure just sits around and contemplates his romantic life? The designs are so cheesy that by nature, we would want to go and show how flexible they can show by making them do crazy things.

I have decided to commit suicide. If anybody wants to continue my legacy, then go over to Ericho.newgrounds.com, so you can at least send a message to the world that I am gone. My password is ******. Now go there and tell everyone that I am mad at the world and I am angry Kirbopher never got me to do a voice for him.
Love, Eric

Doughnuts, definitley. When I was a kid and she got the groceries she always gave me a doughnut when she came home.

I honestly do not think I ever cried when I was watching a TV show. Well, I think I might have cried when I watched the last episode of "Lost", especially knowing that everybody met up in Heaven and everything turned out fine for the entire cast. The first movie I cried at was "United 93". The movie that I cried the most at was "Bridge To Terabithia". In fact, I think those may in fact have been the only movies I ever cried at.

Is that entirely a choice of the people who made the video? If so, then they should be allowed to do anything they want, because it is their video. Or does YouTube themselves turn the comments off? As much as I do not like it when comments are disabled, this should probably be allowed as people should have their freedom on this website.

At 8/31/10 10:19 AM, satanbrain wrote: Quran's chosen quotes:
Jews are the greediest of all humankind. They'd like to live 1000 years. But they are going to hell
Give us victory over the disbelieving folk
Allah has cursed the Jews and hardened their hearts. Nearly all of them are treacherous
Jews and Christians are evil-livers
Allah turns Jews into apes!

Um, okay, I did not know the Quran said that. Could you give us the exact verses because that is probably the worst thing I have ever heard the Quran say.

At 8/30/10 06:14 PM, Bloodspade wrote: it's the chemicals in the adhesive, i just tore the core outta them and chewed the skin around it till it was gone. extremely painful but i've never had a wart since

Adhesive? Wow, I thought it was because the tape cut off the oxygen which killed it. Speaking of painful ways to remove warts, my mom actually used to use a tweezers to cut them up. Dang, was that painful.

At 8/30/10 04:33 PM, Neoncouch wrote: Date Movie was Date.

And Vampires Suck (made by the same creators) sucked.

And I thought my brother was the only person who liked that movie.

How about the Gex games? Granted, I only played the second one (which was "Gex: Enter The Gecko"), but they were fairly popular back in their day. That game was just so addictive for me it drove me nuts. Anyway, are you by chance also including games on Newgrounds? I could think of a ton of games that are not well known here, like the two games by StrangeClock (see, even I managed to forget their names).

At 8/30/10 04:37 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: bear grylls or im not watching it. hopefully he turns the hot dog into a raft and then fights off sharks with a soft pretzel. and rappels down a cliff side using only a box of fruit by the foot.

He would be like a chef combined with MacGyver! I never heard of this show, but it seems like probably the most ethical reality show out there anyway.

At 8/30/10 08:00 AM, Tetros wrote: Summer pros:
- looking at people of the opposite sex in their underwear without having to talk to them or have a serious relationship

Summer cons:
- Bugs

Winter pros:
- Snow is fun for the first week

Winter cons:
- After the first week, snow sucks
- Too cold
- Impossible to drive to work through all the snow

Summer pros - no school (or college)
- The Ocean!

Summer cons
- Finding a job
- It is hot

Winter pros - playing in the snow
- It isn't hot

Winter cons - going to school (or college)
- It is easy to get cold and stuff.

Would Hank or any of the other "Madness Combat" characters count? I guess maybe not because they were made by an independent guy. Would StrawberryClock or other members of the Clock Crew count? I guess they might not count, as they are not really fictional, per se, but they have fictional personas attached to their real life counterparts (whoever they may be). In all other cases, I guess I would say Pico.