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He should respond to football (and not soccer, I mean). I mean, that's a game where I heard cheerleaders are actually MORE likely to be injured than the actual players and people get injuries on the field in that all the time. Granted, I don't know the statistics of soccer, so they could have even more injuries.

The earliest game I would give five stars to is this

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On TVTropes, I think it has the most examples of tropes of anything on the entre website. I managed to get the whole thing read and it is so insanely massive, I couldn't keep track, but you know what? I thought it was still wonderfully written with great visuals. You probably wouldn't be able to understand it, though, as I couldn't.

Earbuds are better, because they're so much easier to carry around and I heard headphones can cost up to a hundred dollars, seriously. You can buy tons of these earbuds and things will always work out, dude!

Wow...I was originally going to put Tarboy and Mario Vs. Sonic SE as my favorites, but then I noticed this list was so freaking massive, I couldn't wrap my head around it. You're awesome for showing all of this to us!

With all the people protesting nowadays, I'm glad you are letting your voice heard. I imagine it's probably more effective than just talking about it on the Internet. BTW, that political cartoon is beautifully drawn.

At 8/30/14 02:34 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: It's my biggest problem with the Simpsons Movie too. Homer is such a stupid, selfish prick in that. He single handedly gets Springfield trapped under a dome, then later on is willing to let everyone in the town die out of pure spite. Yeah, he learns the same old lesson about how he shouldn't be such a selfish asshole by the end, but like in the show, it never seems to stick.

Eh, the movie has a score of 90% on RottenTomatoes. I watched it and loved it. It's probably the best thing the Simpsons have had in years.

I remember the guys who replaced Ebert and Roeper. One of them said the worst movie of the year was Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. That same guy said the best movie was The Curious Case Of Benjamin Buttons. Benjamin Buttons has a LOWER score on RottenTomatoes than Crystal Skull. Seriously, who told this guy he could critique?

At 8/30/14 10:20 AM, NGPulp wrote:

Dude, you have to create something really well written if you want to make it a cult/religion, something that would impress the movie going masses!

The Bible is a pretty badly written book.
A long stretch of one at that.

It should be noted, however, that it's a really old book and anything that old will look dated by modern standards.

Unfortunately, no, conspiracy theorists are just stupid people. I actually used to believe in some myself and the reason I did was this...

It's a good feeling to think that you are above what other people say. You like to think that you know something most people don't and thus have that power over them. That's the reason.

He failed art school, so he would have been known for making bad paintings and would have been angry anyway. Of course, if you assume he made paintings people liked, he probably wouldn't get nearly as famous as now, or maybe the Nazi party would just be founded by everyone else. I mean, there were a lot of Nazis besides him.

At 4/10/14 05:25 PM, Pop-Tart wrote: Anyone who says they do not like the Simpsons is probably an Al-Qaeda.

Or they haven't seen any episodes past Season 9, seeing as how I looked on every top ten Simpsons list and all episodes are in the first nine seasons.

Seriously though, I don't have FXX and I would like to take part in this.

At 8/30/14 09:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I wasn't the devil's instrument, but instead he was mine.

You are, but the Devil is weak and you can't do anything with him.

I wish all my college projects could be instantly completed.

I agree with the Indiana Jones thing. I remember George Carlin even writing in a book that for all the millions of planets out there, aliens were more likely to exist than gods. So, this movie was probably MORE realistic in that the most devoted of scientists are more likely to believe in aliens than gods.

Whip My Hair. Used to hate it, now I think it's at least tolerable or can be used for some good.

At 8/24/14 04:52 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: I've tried it,
dosn't taste like much other than a salty substance

Reminds me of an urban legend where a teacher says that semen is mostly sugar. A cheerleader in the classroom (or in some cases, a gay guy) says, "Then why does it taste so salty?".

I recall Penn saying the Bible wouldn't sell if treated as a work of fiction. Dude, you have to create something really well written if you want to make it a cult/religion, something that would impress the movie going masses!

At 8/24/14 10:20 AM, Ericho wrote: I went to see "Transformers: Age Of Extinction" and it was the worst movie to make over 300 million dollars worldwide, so I went to a theater where tickets only cost two dollars.

Wait, scratch that. It actually made a BILLION dollars worldwide.

The latest Naruto chapter had the sage of the six paths say that Naruto had saved the world, so I honestly think the series is close to ending as the last bad guy (Zetsu) is dead or sealed or whatever. Of course, there's probably a lot of Zetsu clones left, so they could merge into one creature that would fight the tailed beasts, oh forget it.

Wait, I can think of a better example. I published a cartoon called Naruhina Tribute and it was voted in the bottom 100 worst submissions ever, I believe. It was eventually taken down, I think only because the mods wanted to put this poor thing out of its misery.

At 8/24/14 12:26 PM, kanef wrote: why would they thank god for WTC when they know that al qaeda run ISIS
maybe someone else did it

Yeah, it's weird. They say that everyone in the world goes to Hell, but God always sends shooters and stuff and the shooters go there as well. If the shooters were sent by God, why are they going to Hell? They're doing God's work.

I actually read something where it said that semen had a certain amount of calories and you shouldn't worry about...gaining weight from eating it. Yeah, I just I've read some weird shit.

The Romans were the first people to have a supermarket. Seriously, I read on both Cracked and Guinness World Records that in 115, they made it! I also think they had the first meme, it was called the Sator Square. They were just like us!

While I don't watch "Doctor Who", I simply have to acknowledge how insanely popular it is, so I did end up reading an interview by the next guy who's playing the Doctor in TV Guide. I've actually seen some episodes on YouTube and they seemed to be quite good.

If you had a cult that worshipped horses, you could call it a colt cult.

Then again, we already have that and it's called being a brony.

I went to see "Transformers: Age Of Extinction" and it was the worst movie to make over 300 million dollars worldwide, so I went to a theater where tickets only cost two dollars.

I wanted to see it because it was so popular, but didn't want to fully contribute to this idioicy.

At 8/24/14 09:40 AM, SentForMe wrote: The original Doraemon series lasted to 1,787 episodes, so if Naruto gets anywhere close we could be looking at another decade of the series in one form or another.

There's an anime called Kasaeze-san that has over 2,000 episodes.

It's great how organized you are with connecting every person with their flash cartoons. Then again, you are the guy who created this website, so it's expected. Most of these guys have yet to be on my favorite artists list. I have so many, it's quite difficult to even keep up! I'm glad these rounds went so well.

That is pretty outrageous. I have no idea why I haven't heard that in the news. It looks like it could be worse than the Zimmerman trial! Then again, "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" haven't been on for awhile and neither has "South Park". Where's all the topical stuff?

At 8/22/14 01:04 AM, TNT wrote: I don't know much about the issue either, but I'd imagine that the world technically has a Global Currency already: Gold.

Well yeah, but it's still measured differently, whether it be its in dollars or euros or whatever, but I get where you are going with this.