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At 9/11/14 10:42 AM, yetanotherjohn wrote: This was a particularly good week for NG history!

Kind of hard to say that the week of September 11th was good, but we got a lot of stuff out. My favorite is the Messed Up Bible Stories episode.

At 9/7/14 04:49 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I often use this very subject to get out of sticky situations by changing the topic.

Girl: "What do you mean you don't like my blah blah blah?"

Me: Slavery should be legalized again!

No offense, but I kind of doubt wanting to legalize slavery would put you in the clear.

At 9/13/14 08:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for pizza.

Granted, but it has pineapple or anchovies or whatever pizza topping you don't like.

I wish I fully understand my statistics class.

Okay, found my calculator, but the problem now is that I was given this assignment which I have no idea how to complete. I'm just going to contact the teacher and ask him what I'm supposed to do with this. I hope I get points for at least completing the assignment because there' s no way I'm getting this right.

He might not be that missed, seeing as how he is talking of going to Iraq again. Of course, there's nothing clear on what he's going to do. Unlike North Korea, our leaders actually do something when people oppose them.

At 9/7/14 03:48 PM, Camarohusky wrote: Well, that's largely a myth. Fast food is nowhere near the cheapest food out there. Going for processed nd boxed meals at the grocery store is by far the cheapest. You could eat for a week on what it would cost to eat BK for one day.

Well, I was talking about restaurants, not actually going out and buying food in a grocery store.

I'm fairly certain BDSM isn't slavery. Of course, if it's done unwillingly, then it pretty much is torture. Slavery is defined as the act of selling people. In that sense, what does selling a person even have anything to do with that? I guess you could expand the definition to "owning".

Okay fine, then we'll just be Christians, dude. That's the stuff Jews work for. Of course, if you want to discredit the whole Bible, you can just be a Muslim. If you want to discredit all Abrahamic religions, then be a Hindu. If no Eastern religions...that really is everything.

I guess kill Shirley Phelps, but now that I think about it, that's kind of cowardly because I should be killing dictators like Kim Jong Un. Then again, killing that guy probably wouldn't be evil. Of course, doing anything for the good of mankind wouldn't be evil.

At 9/7/14 10:34 AM, Jojo55 wrote: I wish to be struck by a flying ice cream truck (and live).

You live, but it horribly disfigures you.

I wish my dad hated The Last Airbender movie like he should.

I once used a flipped coin to decide if I wanted to go to meet someone at a movie. It was really freaking hot there and I waited for half an hour for that person to show up, then I had to go back home to get my checkbook but then discovered that restaurants didn't accept checks.

I have been lucky enough to not have any questions that require me to actually do some math, but that was because I didn't know where my calculator was, which I am so glad I managed to find and I do know how quizzes will be done now.

I guess people wouldn't miss him if the next President was REALLY good. Of course, that doesn't even seem possible in modern day politics. Like I said, Bill Clinton would probably be ranked as the most peaceful President, but people hate him too. I even heard Jimmy Carter didn't have one shot fired during his presidency and he's considered one of the lesser presidents in modern times.

At 9/6/14 11:07 AM, Camarohusky wrote: FUCKING HELL. Is nothing sacred?

Probably just someone who hates Power Rangers.

At 9/6/14 11:34 AM, morefngdbs wrote: Haven't been able to go to any fast for joint in over 2 years ....& Tim Horton's is like the old road tar of coffee in this country. I wouldn't drink their crap , even when i could

You must make a fair amount of money then, because fast food joints are usually the cheapest things out there. Granted, there's healthier cheap places like Subway's, but with all the people allergic to gluten, that's becoming less popular too.

Well, this marathon has finally ended and I didn't get to watch any of it. I couldn't help but think that the recent Family Guy/Simpsons crossover was done as a sort of celebration of the show, not that most of us like "Family Guy" anyway. Weird, Trey Parker and Matt Stone said they received phone calls from people at "The Simpsons" saying they hated FG even more than Parker and Stone do, but they still agreed to this. Did they change their minds?

At 8/21/14 08:27 AM, Asandir wrote: Madness Day is on Septemer 22, so it's a month away ^^

I know, I thought maybe it had been changed. The second to Project Nexus probably just put you in the mood.

I used to think that cookies and cream was my favorite kind of ice cream, but it really is just the ice cream that I instantly think of when people ask what my favorite is. There are so many ice cream flavors out there, I don't even know if I'm even sure.

Are you referring to real bands or something we just make up? I think the weirdest band name would probably be Anal Cunt or Barenaked Ladies.

When I first saw it, I thought it meant the actual game was out. Instead, it was not, but it's great to know it's on the way. This will be the most expensive thing we've ever worked on and I am certainly glad.

Mine would definitely be math. In fact, I'm actually learning about statistics right now and it's one hard class unfortunately.

I'm thinking that people will miss him if the next guy is awful. That's pretty much what we did with Clinton. He wasn't that popular as President, but by Bush's standards, he's unbelievable. Only Rick Perry or Sarah Palin could surpass Bush.

I'm fairly certain we would be able to not go to war if we just helped out one person. Then again, I don't know if Sudan is ruled by an insane dictator like a lot of countries nowadays, but I doubt even Kim Jong-Un would go to war for one person.

That reminds me of when I was just now looking at a post of people who said we should exterminate the weak. At first, I didn't think it was Godwin's Law, but then I realized it was a Power Rangers logo that did in fact use a swatisika. Just keep it at Godwin's Law.

I was afraid they were going to be against gay rights like Chic-fil-a, but this is pretty bad too. As some people say, don't try to make everything political, but...yeah, I probably wouldn't recommend going to Burger King anyway.

At 8/31/14 01:59 PM, Gontronic wrote: I find it kind of stupid whenever somebody says that Einstein had autism. He had functioning relationships, he could dress himself, and he could speak and write. Maybe he had Aspergers.

Well, it's difficult because I don't think the disease was even properly diagnosed until well after Einstein died. It's not that it's spreading, it's just that people are becoming more aware of it.

At 8/31/14 12:48 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/31/14 11:11 AM, Ericho wrote: The Star Wars sequels are coming up

All the more of a reason to commit suicide.

Okay, Avengers: Age Of Ultron. THAT'S gotta be good!

At 9/1/14 02:31 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 9/1/14 09:16 AM, SithCorduroy wrote: Thank God South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut got made so early in the shows run.

Back when the show was still funny.

I disagree. Trey Parker and Matt Stone said that they resent the first three seasons of the show and that was when the movie came out, although I don't know if they personally don't like their own movie.

At 8/30/14 10:36 PM, Lemonardo wrote: We will only ever be equal when the weak are eliminated.

Well, autism affects 1 in 165 people and it's been said people like Albert Einstein were on it. Not a very smart thing to say.

The Star Wars sequels are coming up and you've been looking forward to that even since the freaking Phantom Menace came out in 1999! It will just as distant from release than the prequel will be from Return Of The Jedi! Of course, there's always the chance that it will be worse than TPM. If so, wait for your suicide until then.