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Congradulations on surpassing KWAS71KCK, Cyberdevil! I thought that guy at #2, would never get dethroned! He hasn't reviewed in years.

I saw thetoptens and found out that "Napoleon Dynamite" was one of the most popular picks for worst movie ever. I thought people liked that?

I do hate it, BTW.

Raw Raw, Fight the Powah was great from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Then again, that's an English title and may not count. Still an awesome song, though.

God saw the movie "Left Behind" and realized this act of blasphemy and killed us all, like he should.

Seriously, that was one of the worst films I've ever seen, period.

It's just stupid.

Jesus was the only zombie. Everyone else shouldn't be one too!

In terms of mental illness, I've gone insane at times.

In terms of physical sickness, maybe when I vomited a lot which I don't know why for.

In terms of injuries, maybe when I got a fractured arm.

I have this joke.

When is a squirrel not a squirrel?

When it's a bear.

I say that because of an episode of "SpongeBob Squarepants" where Sandy hibernated and seriously looked like a bear. I just love that episode so much.

I used to hate Jolly Ranchers, because like jello, they were just too messy, but I have found out that in chewy form, they're soooo much better. They just take too long to dissolve in solid form.

At 12/27/14 06:22 PM, Sevkat wrote: Santa is German, therefor an evil jew killer.

I actually found out that Germany is the most loved country in the world. You REALLY don't know what you're talking about.

I remember seeing these messages that said Florida was actually a good time of year to be in when it was winter. Except of course, last year with the ice. You know that it's bad when you make the craziest state sound normal.

I remember how it seems like we change the Thanksgiving leftovers every year. The turkey is of course the last thing to go. Everyone should know that by now. Sometimes, it just gets too picked apart to find any good meat so we throw it away before we get the trouble of finding more good meat.

It actually seems like modern cartoons are actually BETTER. There are all these people who talk about great shows like "Adventure Time", "Phineas And Ferb" and "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic", and we obviously didn't have great shows (the OLD My Little Pony doesn't know), so really, we're getting better quality stuff all the time, except parody movies.

At 12/28/14 10:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish there was more quality content on NG overall.

Granted, but everyone's opinion changes and you think it's crap.

I wish I could meet Doug Walker and get request for Nostalgia Critic reviews.

Peppered muffins. I love muffins, but hate peppers. The fact that you would dare take a food as precious as a muffin and taint it with peppers is unforgiveable!

Never cared for jello either. I always thought it was just too messy. Yes, I know people love it, but I can't stand it.

The Westboro Baptist Church says that God hates North Korea and everyone there is going to Hell, like everyone else. If Kim Jong Un doesn't declare war over that, he won't do it for this. Then again, he probably hasn't even heard of them...Take down their website before they kill us all! Of course, "The Interview" is someone people actually like. Do you know it has a perfect 10 on the IMDb? Granted, that's just because of the politics around it.

Do, he gave me the contents of his stocking, which now that I think about it, is kind of dirty in its own way. Wait, he gave me the contents of MY stocking, that's probably even worse!

I live in Florida. We actually DID have snow this very year! Well, it was more ice, but I got a day off from work at least.

Unfortunately, it was in January after Christmas was done. Damn it!

Well, when you have food left over, you really have no choice. You could at least donate to a homeless shelter...or feed it to pigs. That's what my workplace does.

It's been awhile since Zone-Sama has made something porn related. They still generally don't featured on the main page that much and looking at the most viewed stuff we have, they don't even seem to win that many awards. Don't worry, with TheShadling around, we'll have plenty of pornographic stuff to look at in art, seriously, he is the most prolific artist on this website and was also the most prolific art reviewer.

I'm sorry I wasn't able to talk about this when it was actually Christmas! I just hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas as I did, even though we didn't exchange presents. We're not even really sure what we're really going to do, but we had the whole family together of course.

I remember when boy bands were big and people say that music like the Backstreet Boys is a guilty pleasure, but honestly, I don't think it is anymore. Justin Timberlake is really a very talented person (or is he from N'Sync, I can never remember?) it's hard not to admire the guy. BTW, it was wonderfully featured in "This Is The End".

Yes, that was when Titanic came out and it happens to be my brother's favorite movie. I remember when everybody was going nuts over that movie and when Avatar came out, it didn't win all the Oscars like Titanic did, but than again, I don't think it really deserved them. Titanic's still better.

At 12/27/14 09:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish NG hadn't had a breakdown right as I was trying to deposit my exp.

Granted, now it just has a breakdown every other time.

I wish I could live in this house my whole life.

At 12/20/14 11:53 AM, Sensationalism wrote: At this point I think your conjoined twin experiment has turned into a human centipede.

The original movie actually was kind of about that, because it featured a guy who first separated conjoined twins and then decided to bring organisms together. I haven't seen the movie, that's just what I've heard.

It's amazing how you thought of when you would have a mustache, but there's so much to shave around the beard, the skin between your lip and nose is small in comparison.

I unfortunately don't play Call Of Duty, so I wouldn't really be in a position to mock him. I'd find someone who IS, and they'd kick his ass, lol.

It's a pity I stopped watching Nickelodeon years ago. I guess it's just that I'm trying hard to keep up with episodes of Gravity Falls, Phineas And Ferb, The Amazing World Of Gumball, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and Adventure Time. I just never had time for Korra. There's too many cartoons popular with adults nowadays!

For the world, I heard we're getting the troops out of Afghanistan, but there's more trouble with Isis, but then again, airstrikes have taken care of most of them. I'll give this an 8/10.

For me, I'll give it a 9/10, because my parents got out of the house and I'm finally on my own with my brother! Then again, I've moaned about my brother a lot here.

NewgroundsMike seems to be the only I respond the most posts to. It's kind of hard to say Kirbopher, because I unfortunately think he's gone the way of Egoraptor as none of this TOME episodes have been uploaded to this website in a long time, but he would do.

While this generally isn't something I would ask for...or really anyone else.

I would probably do it for $13,000 because that's the number of reviews I've made and I deserve a dollar for every review I've made, damn it!