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51 Forum Posts by "EpictotheFail"

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Response to: Masturbation Mistakes? Posted January 13th, 2009 in General
At 12/2/08 04:35 PM, Wartooth118 wrote: Ah heh...I s'pose I'll post my...mishap.

A few months ago I was jerking rather..vigorously. Apparently my muscle memory overestimated my size and my hand ended up going too high. That wouldn't have been too bad...if my hand didn't miss coming back down, and well....

I punched myself in the balls. Hard.

L.O.L.

Response to: a male question (serious) Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

psht.
screw YOU guys.
size DOES matter.
lol

Response to: Rap Music Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

Hollywood Undead. FTW!

Response to: Crack heads vs. Zombies. Posted January 11th, 2009 in General

lmfao.
genius.

Response to: Gf Bf Height Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

honestly. my boyfriend should be taller. :) i'm 5'4 so he should be at least 5'6+

Response to: Arrested Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

next time when the cops ask you "are these yours?" or "do you know about this?" just smile...and giggle. THEN when you talk to the judge...tell them they aren't yours AND that you can pass a lie detector test. lmao that would drive them crazy.

Response to: Where are you from? Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

gotta love the big city in FL...
Orlandooo.

Response to: Best esercise to lose weight? Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

cardio.
some intense dancing?
:D

Response to: Photoshop your face on a CAT! Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

lmfao.
so these are fucking hilarious pictures ftw.

Response to: Pics or... Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

lol.
i love this thread.

Response to: Favorite Toy As A Kid? Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

barbies and easy bake oven ftw!

Response to: parents orderin for u!!! Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

LOL

Response to: Your childhood hero? Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

Simba.
From The Lion King

Response to: Your Talent? Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

i give pretty good head....
OH
and i'm pretty kick ass with wii sports.
:D

Response to: Eat your money. Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

...or you could just go to the strip club and get a lap dance ;)

lol

Response to: Road Trip Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

stop in Orlando please :)

Response to: Smoking is so fucking cool! Posted January 4th, 2009 in General
At 1/4/09 02:09 PM, doberman7 wrote: Its only cool if you smoke a cock

this is true.
:)

Response to: A kid actually named Sephiroth... Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

thats fucking epic.
lmao.

Response to: 36Holla vs. A Swimming Pool Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

oh DAMN
you got FUCKED up.
lmao

Response to: "Zombies" Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

id grap a fire poker and stab it in the fucking head! like that chick from Dawn of the Dead did.
hahaha. genius.

Response to: I Bring You - Panda Dog! Posted January 4th, 2009 in General
At 1/4/09 03:13 AM, simon wrote:
At 1/4/09 03:12 AM, ChaosBeam21 wrote: I want him so bad, my dog is still as cute :3
that first pic is just so AWWWWWWWWWWWW

i would fuck a panda dog in the ass and ejaculate happily

lmfao.
thats amazing.

Response to: I have a question for you all Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

uhm.
just buy an alienware...

duh. :)

Response to: I Bring You - Panda Dog! Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

that is THE cutest thing i have ever seen
lmao.

Response to: Is it weird... Posted January 4th, 2009 in General
At 1/4/09 02:14 AM, Rhyfel wrote:
At 1/4/09 02:11 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: That i think the pink haired cartoon chick from those Esurance commercials is kinda hot?
Well she's supposed to be. It's not like Esurance is going to make an obese, ugly woman as their mascot.

agreed.

Response to: Smoking Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

gotta love that mary jane ;)

Response to: Insomnia Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

insomnia here too. usually go to sleep around 5...wake up at 9...do shit around the house...nap until 5...dinner...then stay up the rest of the night...but thats only when theres no school. when there is school i hardly get any sleep. mary jane helps me get sleepy though too...so i have a bowl or two before i lie down...there ya go. :)

Response to: 2012 Update Posted January 4th, 2009 in General
At 12/24/08 09:11 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote:
At 12/24/08 04:10 AM, Sunglasses wrote: Just how do they propose we go about fixing this problem?
Someone needs to put the sun somewhere that the ozone wont be damaged by it.

chuck norris will do it....

when the time comes.

Response to: Guess What's in my Magical Sock. Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

*sings* hes got the whole world...in his-----sock? *stops singing*

A GLOBE!

Response to: When you type 'lol'... Posted January 4th, 2009 in General

lol! when i 'lol' i smile...and when i put 'hahaha' i actually laugh.
so woot! go me :) oh and when i put ':)' i actually smile.

Response to: What happens when..? Posted January 4th, 2009 in General
At 1/3/09 10:23 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote: He can't die, for he is the one.

agreed.

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