Britain. The nation that created the modern world.

Britain > All modern nations.

At 12/9/07 03:06 PM, kidd25 wrote: britian keep thinking that and yah "helped" us so fuck you brtian. u.s.a stil lrulez

Typical American response.

USA! USA! USA!

..and another.

Owned. Should have got that unicorn thing though .

At 12/3/07 08:55 AM, Cericon wrote: I love snow! Doesn't it just look so beautiful when it is falling?

Ya it does.

I know man, last year we got two days in February when it was fucking awesome, it covered all of the parks and it's hills. Hardly anyone turned up to school that day.

Carlton Banks

I waited for you, Wadezilla.

RELIGION IS A LIE, YOU STUPID FUCKS.

A picture tells a thousand words...

<3

DID SOMEBODY SAY SERIOUS THREAD? I THINK THEY DID!

At 11/24/07 08:03 AM, Lucy wrote: Nice eyes, nice hair, good sense of fashion. Great humour, caring, taller than me, good build, not shy, knows how to treat a girl properly, good looking.
I want way too much out of a person, I could go on for days.

http://stomer.newgrounds.com/. look no further ;)

At 11/26/07 08:27 PM, Z-Sector wrote: At least know something if you'll start a religious debate.

Jesus is "The Son" in the Holy Trinity, meaning, he IS God.

So Jesus is his own father...?

...

CARLTON BANKS ANYONE?

Admiral Achbar was at the top of the list!

At 11/26/07 08:27 PM, Z-Sector wrote: At least know something if you'll start a religious debate.

Jesus is "The Son" in the Holy Trinity, meaning, he IS God.

Fuck you Christfag!

Quark is a close runner up though!

Seeing as there are more black people than humans on the Earth nowadays I figured I should see who everyone thinks is the coolest one.

Personally, I'd have to say it's the Tusken Raider chief , man...he's fucking awesome.

So NG, who's your? favorite?

I love you god, hug me! XD

Well now we've got that sorted. I guess we can try it out ourselves ;)

At 11/26/07 06:44 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Viking funeral.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Give it the send of it deserves.

TO DOGGY VALHALLA.

At 11/26/07 08:15 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 11/26/07 08:10 PM, Stomer wrote: Why is jesus so special? O_o

Because he IS God.
As well as his dad being God...

LOL, CATHOLICISM.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

At 11/26/07 07:54 PM, Stomer wrote: I would have sex with myself.

Amirite or amirite?

YOU RIGHT. :D

Oh....stop..... :P

LOOKS

Mac: A pleasant brushed-metal gray or a polycarbonate white, depending on your model. In either case, it fits discreetly into your living room. A softly glowing LED indicates if the Mac is in sleep mode or not.

PC: An unholy conglomeration of sliding doors and bright LEDs. If you're a gamer, -9001 points for cold cathode tubes and neon cooling pumps.

STARTUP

Mac: You are greeted with a soothing chime and the grey Apple logo. Soon the screen transitions into the Mac OS X banner and the login screen follows shortly after.

PC: You are greeted with a horrible-sounding beep. Soon the screen abruptly turns into the Windows logo in all its 256 color glory.

DESKTOP

Mac: An intuitive and useful desktop. You can press F9 to show all open windows, F11 to temporarily show the desktop, and F12 for the Dashboard - a cool collection of widgets. The title bar changes to reflect the currently active application. In short, the computer works for you.

Windows: An outdated UI based on a flawed 1995 design. File extensions are hidden by default in an attempt to make the computer more Mac-like. In short, you work for the computer.

CRASHES

Mac: The screen darkens and a message appears telling you to restart your computer. No resolution changes, no technical bullshit that you have no chance of fixing. If an application crashes, the computer prompts you to reopen it.

Windows: An abrupt resolution change and you're staring at the familiar blue screen, usually with some cryptic error.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT

Mac: All Apple stores have a Genius Bar, where certified Mac Geniuses will help you with any problem you may have with your computer.

Windows: Good luck with that, you get to go online where smarmy nerds will smugly (and incorrectly) diagnose your problem, all while making you feel like a fucking idiot in the first place.

tl;dr: You fags sure got told.

At 11/20/07 05:09 PM, towelie101 wrote: I am God.

No, your a towel.

First lets establish some "facts".
1)God is all-knowing.
2)God is infallible, can never be proven wrong
3)God is all-powerful

Now, if God is all-knowing, and cannot be wrong, then that means we have no free will. Everything is predetermined. If god "sees" that little Timmy will shoot someone in a week, little Timmy will shoot someone in a week, no way around it.

But, this means God can also see his own actions, and it constricted by the same lack of free will. He cannot change his later actions to better suit him, for then he'd prove himself wrong, which he cannot do, for then he is not God. But, by lacking the ability to change it, he is not all-powerful, and is therefore not God.

If God is all-powerful, he can prove himself wrong. If he can prove himself wrong, he is not God.

At 11/20/07 04:47 PM, Sekhem wrote: I hope your girlfriend gets cancer and the chemo destroys her hair, you piece of shit.

Your such a nice guy. Will you be my bf?

At 11/20/07 04:40 PM, Stomer wrote: Do you like my hair?

I am upset, cheer me up pl0x :(

Awwww....*huggles stomer*

YOU SON OF A BITCH

p

At 11/13/07 04:08 PM, Craven-Dick wrote: To work for my brothers website but not really do anything except talk on a chatroom all day and take pictures of bugs

Reminds me of this big, ugly, gay twat I know, I think his names warren, or something, his brother is fucking awesome though, shame he has to support his gay older brother.