This isn't a trolling thread, this is cold, hard truth, and it's about time you listened to it.
Why do you guys brag about your money and your military so much?
There's only an 8 grand a year difference in per capita GDP, the vast majority of which goes to the top 0.01% of your population so it doesn't even really matter combined with the fact that it can only be maintained by working 2-3 times as much a week than we do, retiring 10-15 years later, and just ending up with high blood pressure and an ulcer in the end.
And secondly there's your military, in which case let's just recap your history.
1.Revolutionary war- Were getting assses kicked until French started supporting you
2.War of 1812-Canadians burned down your whitehouse.
3.Spanish-American War- I supposes getting guam must have been an accomplishment for you.
4.Philippine-American War-Lost
5.First World War-didn't get involved until at least 4/5 of the casualties had been taken.
6.American North Russia Expeditionary Force-only 5,000 troops, still lost though.
7.Second World War-see first world war, combined with the fact the Japanese built themselves up with your oil.
8.Korean War-try to walk over the 38th parallel.
9.Vietnam War-French controlled the whole country for 140 years, you barely manage half for 10.
10.Beirut-lost
11.First gulf war-Inso much as you were actually smart enough to pull out.
12.Somalia- Hey we're invincible fucking rangers.
13.Second gulf war- just starts pointing and laughing.
So yeah, nothing really there either.
America made their money by mass production. Mass production is becoming increasingly hard due to lack of oil, hence the reason the dollar is rapidly becoming worthless.
As for the military, see op's list of fail, combined with the fact that the U.S. military is primarily staffed by 18-19 year old kids that are so fucked up they couldn't hold a job at McDonald's. So yeah I'm not worried about that either.
