Looks very dangerous, and stupidly expensive.

At 7/29/07 12:41 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: no its my story of course!

No, you're story is gay.

This Posted on the 4th of July, genius.

He's coming out of the closet.

Have sex with your computer.

Trust me.

At 7/29/07 10:16 AM, Achilles2 wrote:

At 7/29/07 10:01 AM, Blitzkid67 wrote: When you put it that way it makes no sence at all.. Yet i still believe it :)

That's the point. No matter what you believe, even if you choose not to believe something, it still requires faith.

But religion is man made...your putting your faith into some ancient men who wrote a book...

...so I whistled for a cab and when it came near....etc etc.

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -0.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 4.31

Wow...I never knew.

Newgrounds.

Delete your NG account.

NOW

If God was real why would he create humans just to worship him? to get into heaven? why not just make heaven and only good people?

Become an hero, it's the only thing to do.

Luna is clearly the best.

"OMG you're so stupid, God doesn't exist. Big bang ftw lololz"

He was born at the right time, at the right place, and learned the right skills.

/luck.

At 7/28/07 09:38 PM, Rucklo wrote: haha, you kids are too young to understand what this was all about.

I know, they didn't get it, fucking idiots.

At 7/28/07 09:39 PM, TheSoulMan wrote: If you have a big dick.

Problems gone.

I swear, everyone in this thread is black...

Jesus fucking christ.

At 7/28/07 09:30 PM, djmrules wrote: Everyone makes money seem like it's the most important thing ever. I mean hell it is important, but as long as you have enough to eat and have a place to live you'll be fine.

What are you...black?

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: Epica, stop being a douchebag. Let people believe what they believe. The main god I worship is a dead rock star. Are you going to bash me for my beliefs, you intolerant prick?

I'm sorry but all I've done is sum up Christianity, no ill intentions, no lies. It's not my fault if its complete bat shit insane crap.

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lulz

In the Talmud, Adam is said to have separated from Eve for 130 years, during which time his ejaculations gave rise to ghouls, and demons.

Masturbation = ghouls/demon spawner

OH SHI-

Much love NG <3

At 7/28/07 09:14 PM, Bookman60 wrote: And it is ridiculously absurd to believe that something can arise from nothing. There had to be a designer outside the natural laws of the universe.

And god was created by....?

Nothing perhaps?

I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister's husband in the community of Bel-Air.

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence.
She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation. I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot

Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony).Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France,I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live. Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment

I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached. I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word "fresh" and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games.

In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique, instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air. We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o'clock and in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction.

I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival, where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch

At 7/28/07 09:02 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 7/28/07 08:59 PM, superratso wrote: You know whats odd?
We believe that there is an eternal life in heaven/Newworld after this life, and you want to take that *belief* away from us, for no reason whatsoever...
That just strikes me as odd, anyone else?

it does strike me as odd, yes. why epica? why!?!?!?

Because your narrow minded fools who will waste your entire life following and worshiping a fictional Jewish zombie. There is no Heaven, there is no Hell, there is only life, LIVE IT.

Not just a bel-air, a bel OLD SKOOL ENGLISH STYLE.

Fuck yeah.

At 7/28/07 08:59 PM, dark-fox wrote: ok assuming your an athiest,how can you prove existance?

you can just amke your athiest assumtions because you base it off the good book,athiests dont have a book,so we cant do anything bout that.Gosh your whiney.

PW3D Read my good man, this is how the universe began. We actually have evidence, hard evidence, not some acient folklore book some nutcase scammers made.

At 7/28/07 08:51 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

I'm a christfag.

I'm just putting Christianity into a paragraph, I haven't made anything up, chill.

I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being
And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister's husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air
I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago
Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence
She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation
I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot

Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony)
Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France
I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live
Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment
I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached
I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word "fresh" and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games

In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique
Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air
We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o'clock
And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction
I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival
Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch