At 8/20/09 09:26 PM, grounds-master wrote: shit

I just bought a couple of those, via Play.com

Thanks bro.

At 8/20/09 03:16 PM, Jonas wrote: Batman Arkham Asylum should be out in a few days, try the demo. It's a really fun stealthish game.

I thought that game was way too easy, almost patronising.

Like it was made for a much younger generation than what you would expect.

Wat?

It's really not difficult, there's only 2 cables that comes out from a 360, it can't be that fucking difficult

I did a bump

Just got error 74 on my second 360.

I do still have my brothers xbawks, but only shitty racing games on it :\

I used to own a failcube, so I don't really know any xbox games that are worth playing,
might any of you people like to tell me of some?

Pic related

At 4/25/09 08:06 AM, BrockManson wrote: I was at school once and saw a fat kid who had crutches and a broken leg in a cast fall down a flight of stairs.

I'm going to hell for it, but I'll never forget how funny I found it, even though it was about 4 years ago now!

That's summoned up some nostalgia for me. I was sitting at some benches with a few mates, which happen to be just below two flights of outdoor stairs.
So one day, it had been kinda frosty in the morning so the stairs were a bit slippery. One ginger kid comes out of the door at the top of the stairs, and immediately falls down the first set.
He gets up, sees everyone laughing at him, and tries to word together a witty comeback
'Hey! How would you like it if-'
He then fell down the second set of stairs, before runing off crying.

I don't know if you've ever seen anyone slip down stairs, but it's fucking funny. The whole body slips into the air at a horizontal line then upon falling, slides down the stairs whilst lieing down, bumping as each step is hit.

Was the source of many lulz for days

Jesus Chr*st! Buy an Xb*x 360!!!!

This user's obviously trolling, you people should all know better

This just makes me even more paranoid about a zombie invasion.
Just one slight tweak of evolution could fuck up the whole human race six ways from Sunday.

I need to buy a gun

At 3/19/09 06:28 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 3/19/09 06:25 AM, Simple-Mind wrote: How come in my paper it has something to do with a girl killing herself, not this?

OH MY GOD THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PIECE OF NEWS! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

I don't know, I just wanted to reply to this

I got one as well, it was the same template, just with the names changed and shit

MUDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!1

ROFL EPIC FUNNEH!

Well it's nice to see someone else not filling in the 13 year old stereotypes, though saying that I am only 15 myself.

LOLOL IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR ROFL

At 3/19/09 09:11 PM, Zerok wrote: Just today I discovered that authour of the controversial Fear Unlimited I:2 game lives within 5 miles of me.

It's not exactly the same thing, but it was still a reality blast.

You should burn his house down

At 3/19/09 12:50 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I love the smell, but the feeling is so-so. Not exactly a good one, imo. I only smoke once a week at the very most AND I NEVER PAY FOR CIGARETTE. That's my rule. I guess I'm not addicted?

I think I have other, stronger, more seriously unhealthy addictions than smoking.

I love your sig.

Anyway, I did see an ad only a while ago for 'Eciggies.'
Seemed interesting and cheaper than normal cancer sticks apparently, give it a look.

Or don't, it's probably not that worth it, and you're gonna look like a complete bellend with a bit of plastic cig in your mouth

At 3/14/09 07:55 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Lesser known fact of Pi.
Pi/2 can be defined as the first root of the cosine function.

*punches*

Yeah, I remember those being a lot less painful than the imitation ones.

Better off gettin some decent ones off an American website, or try to find an Irish one.

Jet Force Gemini.
Okay, fair enough if his whole race is enslaved,
but King Jeff didn't have to make me free all of them, really.

And, Cave Story.

Nice work you just beat seven shades of shit out of those turds, now just make it to the chopper.
Good-job bellend, now you're in hell, now go fight a load of faggots and jump over spikes and fucking falling rocks and shit.
'Kay, you're at the final boss, hope you've still got health left from that unbelievably difficult platforming section. Now fight a God.

Lol, you're dead. You dick. Repeat steps 2 and 3.

Ah, what a pleasant coincidence, I was just listening to this.

Anyway, I think that Mario's games were complete so-so,

but they don't match up to Weegee's Mansion or Warioware/land/world/ware: Touched!

Oh ya? I thought it was a movie, like they were going down the
Simon Pegg and Simon Pegg's fat friend route.

Yo Momma's so fat she's suffering from fatal heart disease.

0H SN4P!! 0WN3D!

It's a teaser for the NG chat rooms, or at least thats my opinion

Well not necessarily higher, more larger voice range in pitch if that makes sense.

I sing. Not professionally or anything, but every time I hear a song I atleast attempt to start
singing it, but recently, after listening to Aha and that Hocus Pocus thing, I've realised that
my voice is weedy and puny like a fly trapped between two panes of glass.

So, does anyone have any ideas at all? Any kind of input would be apreciated.

This is merely a thought, 'cause this band really are an
aquired taste, but have you ever heard any Gallows?

I'll be honest it sounds better when it's louder

Punch their wife

If there's any space then label it with a big ' ''When I'm old and my friends are dead, at least you'll have this hat.'' - Entranceolot'

At 2/26/09 11:19 AM, JaY11 wrote: Yes do it in high school.

You will be loved because YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT AND CRAZY, WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU WILL DO NEXT

'Whatever the eff I want!' But seriously though, don't be such a retarded cunt.
I would beat you up if you were consistently doing that.
Actually I've only just come across something known as a 'Partyboy'
You can use your imagination, but it's not fun for the victim, and it's not rape not litterally anyway

At 2/25/09 07:28 PM, stephen-robinson wrote: I heard it by Bucks Music Group, but I don't think it has a name or anything.

Well thanks for you're help anyway man,
I'm going to go into a dark room and cry now.

At 2/25/09 12:22 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: meh, iam called terrorist every day and i like it : )

I sometimes envy not being white, I'd just shout racial slur towards
the filthy white devils and them exclaim that 'I'm taking this whole town down with me!'

A DESPERATE BUMP.

This is geting me annoyed now, after asking the Wikipedophiles
I got linked to some Doctor Who articles :\
Anyone have any knowledge of thisat all?