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At 9/27/12 01:24 PM, Cool-Points wrote: i actually hypnotize myself quite often, usually using youtube videos

I want to try it but I need to piss right now.
If you get hypnotized while you need to piss will you piss yourself?

At 9/27/12 01:27 PM, Boomstick wrote: I'm scared of those mattress tags that say "Do not remove under the penalty of the law"

The stupidest part about that tired old joke is that in reality the warning is always followed by "except by the consumer".

There's people that play a seemingly insignificant role in your life, but can still make your day just because of what they do or because they're part of your routine.

For example, there's this guy that works at a foot court across the street. I get breakfast there everyday and he's the only one that rolls them tight enough so that the filling doesn't fall out when you're eating it. I only get a breakfast burrito when he's working there and every time I do it makes my morning since I love breakfast burritos.

There's also this British girl that works at the cash register that always smiles really enthusiastically and has a short conversation with me while I'm paying for my food. I also get a kick out her accent. Almost everyone else that works there is rude so that makes it especially good.

At 9/27/12 11:22 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: People who never have to pay or apologize for being rude grow up to be real negative creeps though. You should work on that. You'll probably be a happier person, instead of such an annoying twat. They could all learn a thing or two about respect.

Someone is mad.

At 9/27/12 09:15 AM, Contraband678 wrote: The UK is working on a 1000 mph car that will be tested in Utah next year.

8 miles in 30 seconds?

At 9/27/12 11:02 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: What kind of sound would you produce with a guitar if your father was an alcoholic suicide victim? I mean really?

I don't know but I'd steer clear of the generic indie sound.

At 9/27/12 10:58 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: It's cool if you do, I'm not the music snob here. You are.

Solo acts with an acoustic guitars aren't mainstream?
Do you think your sound isn't mainstream?

At 9/27/12 04:19 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: The dead! They clap for this man!

Is that you?

Damn, there's a kid at my high school that has the same exact style.
Why do all the fucking teenage bands that think they're great have the same sound?

Too whiny.

The only thing Nu Metal-ish that I like is Disturbed. Even then, I can't stand any of their songs about love just because of how damn whiny they sound.

Of course, the other metal bands I listen to have sad songs but they're missing the "whiny" quality. They're good at making it seem that they have a legitimate reason to be sad. That's something that Nu Metal doesn't do very well for whatever reason.

At 9/27/12 09:50 AM, Sekhem wrote: do you mean frigid or is this an actual new slang word i'm not hip to

It's Australian slang for a virgin or someone that doesn't desire sex.

At 9/27/12 08:01 AM, JulesGatz wrote: This man right here has stole about 5 girls from me because he's apparently the sexiest man in the school (some say the sexiest man ever), I really don't see how, maybe it's because he plays the futbool?

I don't think that girls really give a fuck what a guy looks like (not that it doesn't help).
If he's "stealing" girls from you then he's probably just better at picking up girls. Did you actually try to get with any of these girls or did you just like them or whatever?

Wut. Of course she's going to be cold towards you if you awkwardly stroke her vag before you even try to kiss her.

Kissing isn't that hard. You just touch your lips to the other person. Get into it and kiss them on the neck and cheek then move on to something else.
I've never used tongue so no help there.

At 9/27/12 12:11 AM, 24901miles wrote: That's 70 seconds.

You're no Ozcar, but that's impressive.

Look at the times again. The thread was locked 70 seconds before it was made.
Is BFP a fucking time lord?

At 9/27/12 12:08 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: You're

*Your

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I noticed my mistake right as I clicked the post button please dun rape me

You're solution is backwards. You need to change what you do on weekends so that you can be honest.
If you really care about looking like a socially adept person then it's what you have to do anyways.

At 9/26/12 11:56 PM, ZJ wrote: You're welcome.

Why are you a mod now???

I know you're lying because NO ONE can catch shit posts within 30 seconds it's impossible!

At 9/26/12 07:37 PM, Camarohusky wrote: Just because they have one thing in common with me means I can't dislike the group in its entirety?

I didn't say that, I meant that I personally don't hate PETA.

I've noticed that spam threads, usually those posted by bots, are almost always deleted literally within seconds of posting. I've refreshed a page a few times and seen ones that were posted 10-30 seconds ago that were already deleted.

How do these threads managed to get deleted so fast? It can't be mods since they take so long to lock other threads.

I've never heard of any of the websites on that list.

One billion dollars.

Then I would just rub the sandpaper over my asscheeks instead of my anus. It would still hurt but not as much.

At 9/26/12 07:36 PM, o0-0o wrote: I think after the initial eye contact either person has to acknowledge the connection and wave/smile/talk or whatever. If that's not done then any further looks are just awkward or creepy.

She was obviously too intent on getting the d to worry about social norms

At 9/26/12 07:35 PM, JulesGatz wrote: after i bought an iphone i stopped asking what people thought was a good phone and just bought whatever, now i have some strange flip phone thing that nobody has ever heard of.

Then you're just not a cool person/

At 9/26/12 07:34 PM, SpaceWhale wrote: him

I think that's a woman.

At 9/26/12 07:29 PM, o0-0o wrote: This one time a chick on the bus was just staring at me, even though she was really pretty it still kind of felt uncomfortable.

She wanted your dick

At 9/26/12 07:27 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Do you turn away when they catch you looking?

I hold brief eye contact if I plan on talking to them otherwise I just let my eyes pass over them

At 9/26/12 07:26 PM, JulesGatz wrote: ...do I need to have cool abs and do the futboll?
where did that come from? what exactly implies that I'm a faggot?

LOL

At 9/26/12 07:23 PM, DevinArcane wrote: When you see a sexy person in public, for how long do you marvel at their beauty?

Only a few short glances because I'm not a creep that stares at people.

Lol.

Crap crap crap and crap.

Don't even get me started on how impossible it would be for North Korea to take any action against the US.
I'm shuddering at the thought of stupid teenagers taking this movie seriously or worse, thinking that it's good.

Took them long enough.