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Response to: Do you relate to these lyrics? Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

I don't get what the lyrics are about so I don't know.

Response to: I Got Some Cool Things... Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

I like your art skills can you make me a rule 34 of this comic?

I Got Some Cool Things...

Response to: Tokyo Jungle!!! Posted September 29th, 2012 in Video Games

Damn why is this a PS3 exclusive.

no PC love
Response to: Tokyo Jungle!!! Posted September 29th, 2012 in Video Games

Awesome! I've always wanted to play as an animal in a game.

Response to: You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/29/12 03:56 PM, DevinArcane wrote: $0

What has Newgrounds ever done for me?

You heartless bastard.

Response to: Nostalgia Chick - Back to the Past Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

During my early days of the internet I didn't do anything but play flash games and watch softcore porn so I can't really relate to any of this.

Response to: Unintentionally Sexy Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/29/12 03:00 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Someone doesn't have an appreciation for animation.

Not liking one film with average animation means that I don't appreciate the fine art of animation.

Response to: Hey Dean! Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/29/12 01:46 PM, Dean wrote: $1.50 for a bottle that size? They don't look that big. I'm shocked that it's cheaper for me to get a litre bottle in Britain than it is to get what I assume is a regular sized bottle in America.

I do love me some Mountain Dew though.

Name brand sodas here can cost a lot but you can get a litre of generic soda for $25 at smaller stores.

Response to: Atheists/etc praying? Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/29/12 12:28 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Being a disrespectful cunt is not part of my ideology. Why should I be needlessly provocative? especially around people I care about. I know what I believe and don't believe. I don't have to prove anything to them.

It's funny that Christianity is so embedded in our society that you see not participating in a prayer as disrespectful and provocative. The simple fact is that because you grew up in a Christian society, you see prayer as something that's normal and just part of everyday life.

It's not. It's a religious gesture no matter how you put it, and if you're not a Christian then you have no more an obligation to participate in Christian prayer then you have an obligation to go to Church.

I don't participate in prayer, no to incite people but merely because I do not pray. If someone sees that as provocative then they obviously have some problems with their world view. Non-participation is not provocative. It's not as if I walk into the room with an A around my neck and yell "God is a lie!" during prayer. I sit there silently.

Response to: There are NO wiggers in prison. Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 09:49 PM, JulesGatz wrote: Yeah... Jonathan Davis is a fucked up guy because he was raped as a child.

Why was every Nu Metal artist abused as a child?

Response to: Mr. Snail Died Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/29/12 01:06 AM, RyanBustersword123 wrote: I am quite distressed to know that you placed a dead snail in the fridge...

Snails stink like hell when they die. I couldn't just leave him sitting around.

Response to: Help me remember a gun!! Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

At 9/29/12 01:05 AM, MrPercie wrote: are you sure its not a sword? because it sounds like a sword.

Nah man it's obviously a knifegun.

Mr. Snail Died Posted September 29th, 2012 in General

As you may now, I used to have a pet snail named Hermy that laid a bunch of eggs. Hermy died and yesterday Hermy's last child in my possession, Mr. Snail, died for unknown reasons. Mr. Snail refused to eat anything but fish flakes but otherwise appeared to be in good health.

As of now, Mr. Snail's corpse is in my freezer. I want to bury him at home, but I won't be going there for a while and I'm afraid that my roommate might be somewhat distressed when he finds a dead snail in the freezer. What can I do to give Mr. Snail a proper funeral?

flush it down the toilet or throw it in the trash are not acceptable responses
Response to: The best emoticon Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

So cute. <3

Response to: Atheists/etc praying? Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

I don't do shit.

Unless I'm at a family gathering, then I'll bow my head.

Response to: I need help, Newgrounds. Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 06:46 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: you've got a thing for me haven't you.. cute but no thanks.

As if. I probably wouldn't even be able to feel your tiny dick.

Response to: I need help, Newgrounds. Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 06:42 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: steal a car and shoot yourself that will get your views up.

Damn will it ever stop making shitty posts.

Response to: Oh fox news you big silly Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 06:27 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: so..

People that follow those kinds of thought patterns are generally not very intelligent.

Response to: When you first joined... Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

Yup. I actually had to go through my post history and check lol.

Response to: Oh fox news you big silly Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 06:25 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: its retarded to assume someone that stole a car then killed himself was on drugs... wow i am retarded thanks man..

Exactly. Your conclusion was based on stereotypes and your own personal assumptions.

Response to: Oh fox news you big silly Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 06:21 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: or maybe he was and your butthurt for no reason, the guys dead, deal.

How am I butthurt for pointing out the retardedness of your conclusions?

Response to: Stern Exposes Obama Supporters Posted September 28th, 2012 in Politics

At 9/28/12 05:30 PM, TheKlown wrote: If you leave any responses on this topic, please do not flame each other. Newgrounds is against flaming each other, so do not call each other idots, morons, or anything negative.

The title of this topic is baited.

Thank you, if you flame each other than you're the one asking for a ban.

You know this from personal experience, I presume? I have a hard time telling if the last two paragraphs are satirical, if you're just trolling, or if you're being genuine.

I dun know how I fucked up my last reply so badly.
Response to: Stern Exposes Obama Supporters Posted September 28th, 2012 in Politics

At 9/28/12 05:30 PM, TheKlown wrote: If you leave any responses on this topic, please do not flame each other. Newgrounds is against flaming each other, so do not call each other idots, morons, or anything negative.

The topic of the title is baited.

Thank you, if you flame each other than you're the one asking for a ban.

You know this from personal experience, presume?

Response to: Unintentionally Sexy Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

MLP: Friendship is Magic.

Response to: After a wed dream Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 06:14 PM, MotokoFan wrote: I used to cum on my own boxers, but it would make an annoyingly big stain.

Wut.

I've never had it stain anything, unless it was the color black. Even then the stain was very subtle after washing.

Response to: After a wed dream Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

I've never had a wet dream.

I used to just leave the cum on my blanket when I masturbated though, lol.

Response to: Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club Posted September 28th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 9/28/12 05:51 PM, Painbringer wrote: I'm guessing bisexuals get a bad rap because many gay guys come out as bi.

They're stereotyped as confused. I get the feeling that most people don't believe me, including my parents.
Supposedly biphobia exists in the gay community too but I haven't seen it firsthand.

Response to: Oh fox news you big silly Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 05:45 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: yeahh but then he would have atleast shot at a cop before blasting his mind outta his skull

Maybe because he wasn't a murderer.

but then again you cant predict a crack head.

He was on crack? Did you pull that one out of your ass too?

Response to: Oh fox news you big silly Posted September 28th, 2012 in General

At 9/28/12 05:35 PM, Mr-kruger wrote: it was just a carjacking... just a little bit of an over reaction haha.

Well he might not have killed himself over the carjacking.
Also there's plenty of people that would rather die than go to prison.

Response to: Dishonored Pc System Requs. Posted September 28th, 2012 in Video Games

At 9/28/12 05:07 PM, beakerboy wrote: My previous post says that i have a 5570. That's a meaty fucking card fyi
Allow me to repeat, Radeon 5570 1GB HD.

That isn't that great these days, for the most graphic intensive games. Get a 2GB.

:I didn't make a thread to complain b/c modern video games break my computer.

Yes you did.

I'm complaining that developers only care about consoles and make their pc versions of their games shit.

That conclusion doesn't follow. The game has high graphic requirements whether it's on a PC or not. It's not somehow more GPU intensive when you run it on your PC. They just made it with graphics in mind.