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Do you ever get feelings that you find hard to articulate? That you only experience under very specific circumstances?

Sometimes I just lie on my bed, stretch out my arms, stare at my ceiling fan, and let my mind go blank. My vision blurs and I don't focus on anything. I've thought about it afterwards and I can't describe what I'm feeling when it happens or why I do it, but I think it's a way of dealing with stress.

Because of this obviously.

At 8/19/13 11:37 PM, BrotherBear wrote: what artist would that be though

I think it's pretty funny when generic white people blast party music or dubstep and sit there nodding their head like they're cool shit or something

Every once in a while, I start looking for an obscure old piece of software, really niche information, or something else hard to find. While looking for a download link on Google I get linked to other search engines. All the links there are ads. They lead me to sites with more ads. They lead me to more links. I got back to Google and find a defunct website full of dead links. Then I find more ads. Then I find forums that haven't been posted in for years. Then old archives.

How much of the internet do you think is dead websites, pages with nothing on them but ads, or simply broken pages that don't make any sense at all? From the looks of it I'd say that it's about 99%

At 8/18/13 01:10 PM, Spooky wrote: Probably some viral marketing for something or other.

I was thinking this. It's one of those weird adverts.

I listen to music in my car very loud. Usually metal. I wouldn't say I'm "blasting" it though.

Fuck anyone who complains about it; it's not like it's a huge inconvenience to drive by someone that's listening to music that you don't like. Get over it.

I'm personally not bothered by people that drive by me playing loud music I don't like, though I may find it amusing if their taste in music is particularly shit.

At 8/19/13 11:12 PM, Shauna wrote: I'm of average weight and this is common knowledge. Why people know this information and still do stupid things to their body is beyond me. Humans are unusual.

I'd rather do something I enjoy (like eat meat) every day and not give a fuck if it means that I'll die at age 60 instead of age 70.

I'm in perfect health otherwise and in pretty good shape so why should I care? Eating meat isn't like smoking meth if I eat it all the time but am otherwise healthy it can't be that bad.

At 8/19/13 11:16 PM, Natick wrote: we'll never know until he takes the jumpers off now, will we

Googled it, that's not all he took off.

Confirmed I'd say.

At 8/19/13 11:19 AM, Wriggle wrote: The Emo kids, skaters, preps and rednecks all get along really well and all share similar opinions.

People are people. Do you think people shouldn't have a few friends across social groups?

There is no divide because they are all brainwashed and put into one group. They are all slowly morphing into a party/hippy culture.

Or perhaps maybe having fun is something that a lot of people have in common.

Can't you people find something to disagree on rather than trying to group up and agree on everything as a means to bully minority opinions?

In other words, "why can't people be so busy fighting each that they forget about how much of a wanna-be white supremacist I am and stop bullying me!"

You are pathetic.

At 8/19/13 11:12 PM, Natick wrote: well, that's fake

I think it's real actually.
IIRC he's been injecting something into his scrotum for years to get it like that.

At 7/6/13 04:31 PM, Conal wrote: Nuuuu! I mean like skin colour changes, panda eyes. You know, heroine or crack head look.

Sorry your majesty next time we'll be sure to have the photoshop army ready to meet your demands exactly

Borderlands 1 except it's snowing and unfunny jokes

If I found another NGer that lived in Texas near me I'd hang out with them as long as they were cool.

The only thing out of the ordinary that I really like is tranny porn
Also kinky stuff like collars but nothing too over the top

At 8/18/13 07:48 PM, RoadWarrior wrote: I like how we complain about the BBS being dead but drive off new users

We don't need spoiled fucktards that can't understand simple rules

Of course the power had to blink just now, right after I calm down

I had a dream that I was a mental patient. I woke up confused and panicked and the nurse told me that I'm insane and have been living in a fantasy world for years. I was very delirious and violent. She sedated me and I had a nightmare inside a nightmare. In the nightmare I went on a killing spree. It was a year earlier so it may have been a memory from the first dream. I awoke again and there's an Asian doctor standing over me. To make things worse, the dream ends with me begging him not to sedate me again, after I become more lucid. So when I woke up I spent like ten minutes wondering if I was actually awake or was in a dream after being put out. I'm calm now because I did a bunch of reality checks.

Have you ever had a dream like that?

At 8/17/13 09:13 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: hides the fact that they are afraid of social interaction by not having any.

Lol, you wish you could hide it, luser

At 8/17/13 03:15 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 8/16/13 09:56 PM, Entice wrote:

At 8/16/13 09:54 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Who cares about being alpha?

What a beta fag I bet bitches friendzone you errday

Only insecure douche bags care about being alpha.

Sounds like something a beta would say

Happy ending?

Like half these pics are 3D renders
Get real photographs you boobs

Based God is a fucking pussy it's all about that based Satan

At 8/16/13 11:28 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I honestly never heard the term taken seriously until my girlfriend took this women's psychology class from a stupid feminist. I had to sit and grin through a semester of her coming back with all these sexist terms to classify men with. Stupid feminists. Grow a cock already.

Woah calm down you're sweating through your shirt and your fedora is all askew

At 8/16/13 11:05 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Animals don't think like humans so there is no such thing as a gay animal. Not only that but last I checked cats aren't into Bestiality only humans.

Bullshit, that cat licked my butthole and he liked it

It is true, the sick fuck purred and everything

I was sitting on the couch playing Super Nintendo when my cat came up and sat behind me
I had to fart and the cat seemed shocked at first but then he started sniffing and LICKED MY BUTTHOLE
My cat is a BOY!

I threw his gay ass outside permanently.
Also he shit in my combat boots

At 8/16/13 09:54 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Who cares about being alpha?

What a beta fag I bet bitches friendzone you errday

At 8/16/13 09:49 PM, HighWay wrote: being alpha is totes overrated. it's just a ploy for people to sell books on how not to be "Beta"

WWo

At 8/16/13 09:47 PM, Makakaov wrote: I thought this is a guide for alpha male

lawl

Please read this guide to what being an alpha male is all about.

Then ask yourself: am I an alpha male?