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Response to: almost got arrested Posted June 25th, 2011 in General

i got a dui last summer for driving high it sucked f u c k l a p d

almost got arrested

Response to: The Future Posted February 23rd, 2011 in General

Laptops with the computing power of every human brain on earth.

I'm scared. hold me?

The Future

Response to: draw a cat Posted December 11th, 2010 in General

meow

draw a cat

Response to: Anything better than NOS? Posted November 18th, 2010 in General

put some adderall xr in a red bull and that should perk you up for the day

Response to: What is the point of iPhone? Posted October 21st, 2010 in General

BECAUSE IT WILL GET YOU LAID
http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/10/gadget-
porn/
http://www.mobile-ent.biz/news/38172/iPh one-users-get-laid-more

sex.

Response to: How do i kiss a girl? Posted June 27th, 2010 in General

suck her bottom lip and nibble on her ear

... not even joking..

Response to: if you had to fight.. Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

yeah ok im sure you studied the anatomy of godzilla freshman year in high school and are an expert but if you had a dick that could crush a hello kitty factory you'd get light headed at least

Response to: if you had to fight.. Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I would show him a picture of two komodo dragons gettin it on and he'd get a lizard boner and all the blood would rush from his head and he would die or somethin

Response to: Boner Falls Posted June 1st, 2009 in General

That's how I bent my wiener.

Response to: Converting Flash Image To Jpeg Posted May 29th, 2009 in Game Development

oh, good call, thanks man

Converting Flash Image To Jpeg Posted May 29th, 2009 in Game Development

Hey Newgrounds, I've tried on numerous occasions to take a picture I drew in Flash and transferred it using control+c into fireworks and photoshop and tried saving it as a jpeg. But whenever I try this the quality ends up being terrible. Is there any way to take something drawn in Flash and convert it to a jpeg?

Response to: Decent band name ? Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

"Sharks with Pants"

Response to: Love is a Lie Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

Computers don't have feelings because emotions can't be defined.
Numbers are definite, but you can't put emotions into code.
Kinda think this is proof of the ambiguity of the term love.

Response to: Favorite mythilogical monster? Posted November 13th, 2008 in General

god.

Response to: Pretend I'm God Posted November 6th, 2008 in General

All Hail Quetzalcoatl !

Pretend I'm God

Response to: The king is dead, long live Obama! Posted November 4th, 2008 in General

Obama Administration:

[ 1 ] day without attempted assassination

Response to: The king is dead, long live Obama! Posted November 4th, 2008 in General

you can thank cali for that.

Response to: Mexicans and Halloween Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=5c9c884 f2816e54c9457e771de16c49e

Response to: It's close to miiiiidnight... Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=5c9c884 f2816e54c9457e771de16c49e

Response to: What was your first concert? Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

Britney Spears!

fo rizzo...

Response to: Wouldn't it be awesome? Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

are those giant prehensile male reproductive gentalia?

Response to: I Beat Up A Girl Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

and the picture is obviously photoshopped

Response to: I Beat Up A Girl Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

you can't speak mexican

or be given head if you lack reproductive genitalia

Sublime Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

What are they?
Reggae?
Punk Rock?
Alternative?

Did they really give Lou Dog joints
probably why he died so young

"shit bitch fuckin ass and blap blap"
-Knuckles

My stomach feels like Baghdad

You's your baghdaddy

Response to: Nerf Guns Posted October 31st, 2008 in General

nerf night finder

take out the air restrictor, put in a bigger spring
and you're good to go

Response to: Things that piss you off Posted October 29th, 2008 in General

fat chicks who think that they are God's give to men

Response to: I Need An Awesome Costume Idea. Posted October 28th, 2008 in General

I'm gonna be a tiger
my friends gonna wear a stripped shirt
Calvin and Hobbes anyone?

Response to: robbed, jumped, dumped in one week Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

the story is obviously photoshopped
nice try.

Response to: robbed, jumped, dumped in one week Posted October 20th, 2008 in General

the sexual tension is killing me

Response to: Somthing for you critical Thinkers Posted October 17th, 2008 in General

God's a player?

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