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Oh and Spanishfli, I don't think you've over-stepped (sobre-pisado.. if you get my drift in spanish, lol) your boundaries yet. You also forgot to hippie-ize BeFell's many wives/husbands he can have, according to the mormon doctrine (at least that of Utah's mormons). Lucky bastards.

At 10/27/04 06:14 PM, xJackx wrote: OMG TIME TRAVEL QUESTION!

The most overdone topic, but fuck it, let's run with it.

If you had the ability to go back in time and change any number of events in your life, which would they be and why. :

Thinking generally, whatever happened in the past has made me who I am, and I don't regret it.

On a scientific note though, I wouldn't consider traveling through time, ever. Scientifically, in order to travel through time, one has to be phased out and teleported to another point in time, usually in the same location where the teleporting-out took place, however, one can argue that "time" does not even exist. In my point of view, time is a man-made thing used to classify events into specific categories (nanoseconds, seconds, minutes, years, epochs, eras) so technically if one were to time-travel, one would only teleport but to no place in particular. Another problem is that of ending up in the exact same location but at a different time, one must realize that the universe, galaxy, planets, even continental plates are constantly moving, and that you wouldn't end up at the "exact" same place.

Finally, the biggest problem I have with the concept of time travel it the teleportation itself; because you are teleported, all of your molecules (dna and atoms) have to be taken apart and reconfigured (theoretically) in another place, that also includes the food in your stomach, your tooth fillings, or braces (if you have any), your urine/fluids, and bodily wastes, your air, and not to forget, the surrounding atmosphere around your body. If you were to teleport all of these, take the air and space around you for example) and then send them five seconds into the past, the space in the past filled in by the space in the future would create a massive disruption of sorts between time and space, possibly creating a black hole, thus... destroying you... and maybe the rest of the world and nearby solar systems. It's just a thought though...

You're all nuts... and you all have said pretty much everything there is to be said on the matter that is Che Guevara... and then some. DragTheWater, although some of your arguments may be witty or smart, you rely on assumption, and it is evidence from your usage of words (in regards to your posts in this topic, namely the thread-startiing post) that you already hated communism from the get-go and that, that is the way your mind is set. I just hope that this insighful debate into Che Guevara's cause was not a complete waste and that you may see him differently, as more of a patriot of the people than another red mennace like Fidel, and if that is not the case, then w/e I'm hungry and I want to go to bed, g'nite.

Oh and btw Gooie, don't stand up for that crap, show him who's boss. Eventhough you were an ass to me not too long ago, that was a pretty funny picture.

That sucks... I thought of that wrestler as such a cool guy... now I realize he's just like the whole bunch was back in his day... rednecks and politically-challenged. Is the Ultimate Warrior still around even? I haven't seen him since like... 1998. Frankly, I don't think anyone cares about what his has-been ass has to say about politics, and quite frankly, neither do I, so I bid you adieu, and goodnight.

At 10/27/04 02:53 AM, LadyGrace wrote:
Those can't be his family members! They're far too good looking. I mean, look, even the tree's sporting wood. (lolomgpun)

... My humor is too good for you people. >=(

Stares blankly at the flashing "Applause" sign above LadyGrace's head.

At 10/26/04 10:16 AM, Spookshow wrote: This movie (script) DEFINATLY sp* ends the Terminator saga.

Ah... goodie, at last some closure. Let's hope the 6th installment/3rd episode of Star Wars is as equally promising. Not to state the obvious or anything, but... Lucas is calling the 3rd episode "The Return of Darth Vader." I didn't even know Darth Vader had already emerged before Anakin! Wow I totally missed that bit, I thought it would for-sure be "Enter Darth Vader" or something like that, but I guess he's returning... from doing his Verizon comercials or something, cause the guy that does the comercials does his voice... so... yeah I know you knew that.

At 10/26/04 04:21 AM, Spookshow wrote: Hey Staff... try reading the Terminator 4 script. I've seen alot of movies and this ones decent compaired sp* to the others.

So does the war of the machines finally happen or what? Or do they manage to avoid it for a whole other movie again this time?

At 10/25/04 03:52 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 10/25/04 03:32 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Lady Grace... Job: "Lusty Wench "... better change that to "very lusty, raunchy, ride-you-like-a-mechanical-bull wench."

And don't you ever forget it!

Ah how could I ever forget... when I saw you doing... THIS! I was in Vegas too, I saw it with my own two eyes damnit!

At 10/23/04 11:30 PM, CaptainCanada wrote: You know it's true: your personal opinion, when expressed will only affect the weak minded left/right extremists who take offensive to everything. When debating with another person, your opinion will not sway theirs, and their opinion will not sway yours. Everyone has the preconception that the other person is full of SHIT. You might as well make it a childish name calling contest because that is just as effective as debating in a serious manner. This is an opinion, so my response to whatever asinine opinion you have is: Whatever BS you just typed into your internet machine and sent to the forum server is bullshit sprouted by a biased faggot who does not know how to think for himself.

"Aso... it all suddenly seems so clear..." - Bill

"Go take a philosophy class that dwells on critical thinking and then try to present evidence for your premises" - Me

And this is not an argument or an opinion, it's a suggestion.

At 10/25/04 03:23 AM, LadyGrace wrote: omg shrike I want to suck your e-cock so hard that it makes you spooge over the whole politics forum. I want to you spray your semial goodness and populate the world with the holy sexatron that is you! I want you to bless the infidels with your semen of might. OH PLEASE SHRIKE CURE THE LEAPERS WITH YOUR EJACULATE OF INFINITE FORGIVENESS!!!!

Lady Grace... Job: "Lusty Wench "... better change that to "very lusty, raunchy, ride-you-like-a-mechanical-bull wench."

At 10/25/04 02:24 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Crareful with counter-arguments Venom, the topic starter might try to report you to the admins o.o then you'll really be in hot water (sarcasm).

Holy shit I think I jinxed him.

At 10/25/04 02:33 AM, TheShrike wrote: Oh man. Oh man Oh man. That was really... really really really Stupid. With a capital S.

Since you were stupid, now you're dumb. And by dumb I mean mute. As in you are now banned. =[ And I have to delete that shit. >=[

Holy crud... this happened while I was making my post... makes me feel even worse for the guy now. Well you can rest assured knowing that I didn't collect any information. I'm just glad I'm not featured in that site. Well I gotta admit, that's very responsible of you.

At 10/24/04 11:30 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

At 10/24/04 06:10 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Long distance? Hope it works for you, cause it didn't work for me.

She adores me and I adore her. It's worked so far.

Must be that Deli smell.

From what I've heard from you, you two are (or going to be) engaged? :) Best of wishes.

That's the plan. I'm stuggling to not pop the question too early. Weddings, rings, receptions, and honeymoons cost money.

Oh yeah, tell me about it, my bro spent over $3K just on the honeymoon, everything was paid for :) room-service, cruises/tours, even the alcohol. Check out Cancun if you ever have time.

There's drama in every workplace... yours just happens to be quite amusing because it's a deli... I don't know why but I find that amusing.

Yeah, something about a deli is just funny.

It's the smell of your "magic brownies" baking, they make everyone laugh.

At 10/24/04 04:12 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/24/04 03:47 PM, BeFell wrote: Cats are kinda a turn off for me so I stopped watching.

You heard it here first! BeFell doesn't like Pussy.

I think he likes that Democrat-bashing Republican lady that almost got hit with pies when she was giving a speech in Arizona. Damn those foolish protesters and their horrible aim.

At 10/24/04 04:17 PM, Maus wrote: StevenHerman is back. Hasn't he said 'this is my last post' like 4 or 5 times now???

What a dork. That's right. He's a whale penis.

Seriously though, who's enough of an idiot to give away their personal information, like, say, their name?

Even if you had my name, I'm still not featured there x.x thank God. But I found a whole bunch of other people with my name that live very near me.

At 10/24/04 04:23 PM, BeFell wrote: ... I have allergies.

To vaginas? You might want to get that checked out.

Could be the astroglide.

At 10/24/04 04:42 PM, TheShrike wrote: I just banned Steve again.

You banned him before? How long is he gone this time?

Why can't you permanently ban people? You can't put like a K-Line on their IP address or something?

At 10/24/04 11:30 PM, FatherVenom wrote:

:"This maroon discoloration on my right leg turned black (my mother is the closest thing to a physician in the house and she doesn't think it's cancer)."

Could be from sitting so much... no but seriously, it's probably a bruise of sorts because something hit you on your leg and coule have ruptured some capillaries.

"the ice machine we use to put the garnish on ice didn't produce so I had to use my bear hands to scrape the sharp ice down (the ice got all red for some reason then I looked at the tattered remains of my hands. I had to wear gloves for the rest of my shift.)"

Isn't it against public health rules to bleed into stuff at work? Especially when you work at a place that sells stuff that people eat?

"and now I find out that my gf cried all the way home because she misses me so much and we may not see each other for a whole month.

How are you all doing?"

Yeouch. I'm doing swell :) waiting for some fresh powder so I can go SHRED THE SLOPES! yeah... makes me wanna scream like Joe the paraplegic cop from Family Guy. But anyway, hang in there dude, it doesn't look like the situation can get much worse than that, so think of it this way... you have a higher percentage of it getting better.

At 10/24/04 11:16 PM, FatherVenom wrote: I thought Bush was only supported by the Southern Baptists.

Crareful with counter-arguments Venom, the topic starter might try to report you to the admins o.o then you'll really be in hot water (sarcasm).

At 10/24/04 03:07 AM, FatherVenom wrote: Stupid trains. My gf has to leave at one o'clock today. I hope we hire more help so I can take a weekend off to go visit her before Thanksgiving, otherwise I have to wait until February to actually spend the night with her again.

Long distance? Hope it works for you, cause it didn't work for me. From what I've heard from you, you two are (or going to be) engaged? :) Best of wishes.

The new hire who was supposed to go through orientation today never showed.

Bust his good-for-nothing head in with a bat when you catch him slipping on the streets.

Oh the drama from the deli, how I could live without thee.

There's drama in every workplace... yours just happens to be quite amusing because it's a deli... I don't know why but I find that amusing.

At 10/23/04 08:46 PM, Proteas wrote:
Which picture?

Train tracks. Doesn't it look like a beat-up Crash Dummie toy?

At 10/23/04 08:29 PM, Proteas wrote: Would you look at the sick little trend I started... oh well.

Who or what is "Bakla," and could someone provide a link, please?

Between you and Shrike... my appetite is ruined. Although I must say the victim in that picture does look a lot like a crash dummie...

At 10/23/04 07:46 PM, Maus wrote: There was no eating by mouth involved in the making of that picture, as far as I can tell.

I never said she ate it by mouth...

At 10/23/04 07:35 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: The first thing that come to mind when seeing tubgirl for me was "Jesus Crist what do you have to eat to shit that stuff?".

Lots of laxatives and mangos?

At 10/23/04 07:22 PM, red_skunk wrote: Bakla is just hot...

S

Dude that is sick... it's like a sweage waterfountain isn't it?

At 10/23/04 03:32 PM, g3tLoST wrote: I wanna vote for someone random. Close my eyes, and let my fingers do the work!

Go for Political prisoner Native American Leonard Peltier.

At 10/23/04 05:49 PM, TheShrike wrote: 4) http://www.tubgirl.com/

Wait a sec... wasn't this on rotten.com?

5) http://www.lemonparty.org/

Shrike you bastard! You've scarred me for life...

6) Don't click on 4 or 5.

Damn you and reverse-psychology!

At 10/23/04 10:45 AM, Mick_the_champion wrote: This is the famous fall of Fidel Castro the Americans have been talking about for so long?

Yeah but... you should have seen it in action!

At 10/22/04 11:26 AM, _Thanatopsis_ wrote:

At 10/22/04 01:26 AM, CaptBrick wrote: Hey thanatopis, is that the name of a poem that talks of death coming to all as a slumber?

keep it on topic and yes it is.

Oh wait a sec... I remember reading that in 11th grade... what book was it though...? A little help thanatopsis.

Hehe, tickle pickle... Anyway he cares about the middle and lower classes and he seems to have a great deal of interest in education and avoiding war.

As the world turns:
1. Prince Harry gets into a brawl outside of a bar in England.

2. A building (the first) is built over ground zero in New York City. The building is named Tower 7 (I believe) in memory of one of the twin towers, the first one that fell. So far no companies have signed up to house their offices there. Let's hope they don't think there's some sort of a curse there now.

3. And Finally... the fall of Fidel Castro. At long last...

At 10/23/04 04:00 AM, Zendra wrote:

At 10/23/04 12:06 AM, WolfwoodZ7 wrote: I believe that G-d made the Universe. It probly wasn's made in 7 days but it was still made by G-d. Look in the Torah, you can similerities to the big bang theory in it.

And what's the reason you believe that? :)

The Torah... apparently...

Once again breachgnome, you get the first reply in the 2nd page of a topic that I'm checking out, and a good reply at that lol. Anyway, after all the gay marriage debating topics we've had in this forum, I think we came to the conclusion long ago that "marriage" wasn't much of an importance, what gays should have is the union and the benefits that come with it, that is what they're fighting for after all, to be treated like everyone else. If you don't believe me, check out the previous gay marriage threads, I'm too lazy to post a link, and too sleepy to care, g'nite. *Lights off.*

At 10/22/04 05:11 AM, breachgnome wrote: I think it's about damn time that we stop looking at our elected officials as "right or left". All that matters at any given time is that they do what needs to be done and they do it right.
I feel even better that this can be said on any grounds and no political affiliation is necessary, and if the views of the candidate were in the right place I would vote for either party.

Thank you Gnome, I couldn't have said it better myself. If Bush wasn't such a mis-leading idiot and be a bit more supportive towards education, he'd have my vote.