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At 12/30/04 11:53 PM, fli wrote: But what part of level 8?
Malebolge means "evil bag"... because this level is broken up even further... There's like 10, in order, meaning that you my buddy are a:
-seducer

Sometimes.

-flatterer

Seldom. I don't lie about flattery, I honestly compliment :P

-simonist

What is that?

-fortune teller

No, I don't believe in them, in fact I rather hate them.

-extortionist

Never.

-hypocrite

Nope.

-thief

Was... like 7 or8 years ago. But didn't steal anything big just like... trading cards :/ Yeah Pokemon cards.

-deciever

I don't lie nor do I like to lie.

-religious Schism-maker

A wha?

-forger of many sorts...

That I make false stuff? Not really :\

Hum...
This test is starting to give me a good idea what kind of people you guys may be... :-O

>:\ oi, I'm a good guy, see my halo? *shows him the silver limited box that doesn't have the Master Chief on the cover* See?! I even have two halos! >:D I don't own an X-box -.- the joke is useless.

At 12/30/04 11:15 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: YAY! finally somebody dont beleive ima fake ass poser. :D

Naw I gotta meet you for real in order to determine that. Just as long as you don't walk around with a blue rag around your head, sagging some baggy ass fubu jeans, wearing untied Timberlands with a fat-as racing jacket and some fake ice you'll be alright.

At 12/30/04 11:41 PM, fli wrote:

At 12/30/04 10:43 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Haha, I got purgatory. LOLLERGATE.

That cannot be right.

>:/ that's exactly what I said. Which is why I said he's sinning, because he's lying! Hang the witch! er... warlock?!

At 12/30/04 10:52 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: oh en if u think im lien bout livin out here. i live on Arlington Ave. between 48th en Vernon by da fish market en da church. haha! now wut!? jes kiddin ;P

Holy shit dude you're not just kidding, I know exactly where that's at. 48th isn't as far south as I thought though, and Arlington is actually pretty close to me. It's just 1 exit before Crenshaw on the 10 going West towards Santa Monica. Crazy.

At 12/30/04 10:43 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: Haha, I got purgatory. LOLLERGATE.

That's a sin right there! You're deliberately lying! Funk you BantaFodder!

At 12/30/04 10:17 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: oh en on da clippers vs lakers game dey wuz booin kobe too. i felt sorry fer him. lol

Yeah I was there. Christmas versus Miami was interesting. I heard half the arena booing kobe... the other half cheering Kobe. I heard half the arena booing Shaq, the other half cheering for Shaq... that's divided pretty 50/50 if you ask me.

We're cool, it's okay. <3 for looking out, though. :)

oh we more dan coo ; )

Fo sho dawg you mah homie! Lol you do know I live in L.A. right? I'm only about... 100 blocks north of South Central. Crenshaw homie, whut? Naw for real it's a cool area around here since the gangs left the block about... 2 years ago, we've got some around here just not on the block thank God, they're annoying as fuck. to contribute to the argument, the gang members (that I know) don't even know how to play videogames (at least not well-enough) and they play some shit like Madden all of the time so... you can't really blame videogames for their brutal actions.

This doesn't make any sense! I made a couple of adjustments to some questions that had tangible answers that I could easily change irl like losing my tempter, hammering away at scandals, and using flattery etc... and I get sent to Purgatory? Isn't this some dumb shit? So because I get pissed, argue against people and like to eat (not too much) I get sent to the 8th level, but if I stop being so angry and I stop wanting to drive a sports car I go to purgatory? Wow :D thanks God that was easy!

At 12/30/04 10:19 PM, Damien3003 wrote: Wait...you quoted me...you're not calling me satan, are you?

Not yet. Lol j/p I meant that I'm next to Satan's level the Cocytus. For some strange reason the Malebolge seems even worse than the Cocytus. The Malebolge actually sounds to me like something out of Event Horizon.

At 12/30/04 10:03 PM, Damien3003 wrote: Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Man...i'm a bad dude, fli.

Oh great that just made my farking day >:\ On the political test I place next to Ghandi, here I place next to Satan, awesome.

At 12/30/04 09:52 PM, fli wrote: About Dantes Inferno and asked us to take a test.

What the HELL?! Well I'll be I got level 8 The Malebolge. For some strange reason there is a high ammount of people in this level also x.x weird. >:/ send me back to cloud 9 damnit.

At 12/30/04 09:36 PM, Maus wrote:

At 12/30/04 07:01 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Wow! You've got an authentic New York Italian accent don't you?

South Central, actually.

Naw foo, south centrawl wuld be mo lik dis, homez don't cha know? Don be actin' up in hea wit dat shiznit or it'll be on like a mutha fuka. Something like that.

We're cool, it's okay. <3 for looking out, though. :)

Oh, aight cuz mah bad, I didn't mean to get all up in his grill like dat but cha know I thought for a sec he was all up in yo biznaz tryina cop yo style and shyit. Jus gimmeh a holla if u needz me ta go shut a mofo down aight pardna? Lates.

If this isn't the most-ghetto post I've ever made -.- I don't know what is.

At 12/30/04 08:34 PM, newbman wrote: How come people think that just casue God is perfect he would create a perfect place. Maybe God didn't us to live in a perfect place. If we were perfect, and lived in a perfect place we would be Gods and we wouldn't worship God. So i think that God made the earth and people not perfect so we can worship someone better than oursefls.

At first your argument sounded nice and I thought to myself "Wow this noobie newbman isn't so noobie, and despite his lack of wordiness and proper grammar he's doing ok" until I got to the last sentence... the whole conclusion was just weird, although you can't rule out that could be a possibility but it's not likely if you pay attention to the bible. Some may argue though that the bible decieves us just so we can worship him but w/e, only "he" knows the truth so far.

At 12/30/04 09:27 PM, Damien3003 wrote:

:: Hey, you brought it up. I didn't neccessarily want to bring that old argument back, yet my hand was forced. By you.

I knew you'd play the "you started it" hand. Just because I started it doesn't mean I can't end it. Now let us cease this nonsensical jibberish and settle things over a couple nice shots of Patron.

At 12/30/04 08:13 PM, Damien3003 wrote: Treads, TREADS of change, brother.

Ok, ok Treads, sheesh, so I mis-quoted a letter, sorry sister :P Can we put this argument to rest? My head is starting to hurt >.<

At 12/30/04 07:09 PM, Alias_Longhorn123 wrote: American Gun rights are extreme

Stating the obvious isn't always a bad thing :P If by extreme you meant extremely lax (which they are).

Watch Bowling for Colombine.. pre-Fahrenheit 9/11 that movie had a lot of credibility, now people hate Micheal Moore ..

Silly Americans..

Yes, silly fickle Americans. Some people are fickle about anything. One day the L.A. Clippers will be playing the L.A. Lakers, and what does the audience do? They boo the Clippers! Aren't both teams from L.A.? Correct me if I'm wrong but last time I checked the Clippers were doing a lot better in the series than the Lakers. This just goes to reinforce my belief that there are stupid people verywhere, stupid fickle people in this case. Don't say that my sample-size was small either because this was a sold out game at Staple's Center jam-packed with over 16,000 people, and I was there.

At 12/30/04 07:38 PM, Damien3003 wrote: I'm...not...really that sexy. Or efficient, that matter. It was a joke.

Likewise.

Oh, and i hate nihilists. I'm offended for even being associated with them.

Well based on previous arguments me and you have had, your perspective seems to be that of a nihilist with no care for innocent people suffering, it's all good in the name of change to you, progress must be made, people must die "crushed under the threads of change" as you once so-wisely stated.

At 12/30/04 07:26 PM, Damien3003 wrote: The world would be ungodly efficient, should more like me be made.
Efficient, and sexy, dammit.

Get your head out of your ass. I'm sexy and efficient too *gets his own head out of his own ass* I'm just not nihilistic.

At 12/30/04 07:08 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/30/04 06:40 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Or when you're going to get laid and they say "I haven't done this in a long time" :\ it sorta kills the mood and the concept you had of them.

Won't argue with you there, kind of sounds like you experienced that firsthand.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

I did, lol. That's one of the reasons she didn't get any :P

I can't say I've ever known of a guy who intentionally poked pin-holes in his own condoms.

>:/ that's just evil, when women do that.

At 12/30/04 07:09 PM, Damien3003 wrote: I do, however, think that's a cop-out on your part. Instead of looking at what i've presented, in contrary to the statistic, you instead use 'what if...' examples.

Ok I used a "what if" example, I personally hate those. I'm sorry if you weren't willing to take that (sterility or infertility) into consideration.

The only thing more lame than that 88% failure rate, is your examples, and theories.

Hm *ponders* perhaps it would be better if you were actually sterile, we can't afford to have anymore Damien's running around.

At 12/30/04 07:06 PM, -Gooie- wrote: Lady Grace is cheating on me. I have to go write in my journal and listen to a Simple Plan.

Nah, Dashboard Confessional.

At 12/30/04 05:15 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: The D.S. sucks.

An empty statement coming from someone who doesn't own the device.

I don't own it because I have played it and it was shit. You don't have to own the device to know that it's caca. Take the Virtual Boy for example, the minute I tried it out at Toys R' Us I knew it was going to bomb, surely enough there it went, and I never owned the damn thing. I'm not saying the DS is going to bomb, no way, it's got a lot going for it, it just doesn't have enough to make me shelve out some C-notes for it.

Reasons:
1. I'm not one to jump on bandwagons so fast.

Wait until March. Trust me. There aren't a lot of games out now.

It's not the games, it's primarily the lack of a damn analog for it's 3D games, and the fact that it doesn't play classics.

2. It doesn't play classic Gameboy Games like Metroid II or Mario Land.

That's why you always keep your old gameboys. Besides, they are making GBA versions to capture the younger market.

Eh no thanks it's not worth the hastle.

3. It gives you 3D games but it doesn't have any analog, you have to play Mario 64 with a D-Pad, how wrong is that?

Well, being that I BEAT the game, I can tell you that you get over that fact and it becomes second nature.

Yeah like drinking shitty alcohol becomes an aquired taste? Even if you do get used to it, it doesn't mean that it's not discomforting and that the old way (with the analog) would be better >.<

4. You can't hook up any of the old peripherals to it properly like the e-reader or the GB Camera.

GB Camera sucked. I still have elementary school pictures on that thing. e-reader is for gaming noobs.

NEIN! I need my hidden levels in Super Mario Bros 3 damnit! >.<

5. It's fat :\ I'll hold out for a slimmer version (if they ever make one).

True, it's chunky, but it still slides right into my pocket.

Gooie's got deep pockets :P Well at least it's not as fat as the original gameboy or the "fatty" X-Box original control, right?

At 12/30/04 05:52 PM, drDAK wrote: But it plays 64 bit graphics games.

I agree. Mario 54 has never looked better.

I hope they bring back a bunch of games, like Star Fox 64. That would rock.

Wait... don't you mean Star Fox 54? Anyway, I think Star Fox would be a pain on the DS because you require every singlel button on the N64's controller and the DS just doesn't have that many on it. There's nothing that I hate more than when they (Nintendo) changes the button layout, like they did for Zelda Ocarina of time on the GC >:/ grrr Nintendo, they just don't learn.

At 12/30/04 12:26 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: if da kid iz raised well, den he wont try en be stupid en do somethin he see's on a fuccin video game. en if dey did, u cant blame da game, blame da kid or da parents. u dont gotta buy him da game if u think yo kid iz gonna go out en imitate it.

Wow! You've got an authentic New York Italian accent don't you? You've also apparently got a tendency to rip-off people's sigs as well :D wowza!

It all seems to come back to "stupidity" or the stupid consumers that see something and try to imitate it. What the government probably thinks is that people are too stupid to keep themselves on check and clearly distinguish right from wrong and real from fake that's why they like to put the blame on videogames for violence (like in the Columbine incidents where the government pointed the finger at DOOM as one of the causes of the violence in the young gunmen).

I'm not exactly helping to resolve this argument by what I just said, however, I do wish to make sure that the views of both sides are present.

Before I begin discussing, I would like to clarify something first. What would "left-wing" be considered?

At 12/30/04 04:48 PM, drDAK wrote:

A response to shuriPen's post.

It's best to not reply to posts of this kind, unless you want to make an example of what not to do.

At 12/30/04 06:33 PM, Damien3003 wrote:

At 12/30/04 06:25 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Yet, is she with child?

Of course not. Believe the statistics if you want...but i actually have the use of condoms under my belt.

I'd like to pick at this for a sec if I may. Haven't you ever considered that she, or you, may be sterile? Let's not even go to that degree but... how about infertile? You may just be getting lucky (pun intended) but just keep your fingers crossed your luck doesn't run out.

At 12/30/04 05:52 PM, drDAK wrote:

At 12/30/04 05:15 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: 5. It's fat :\ I'll hold out for a slimmer version (if they ever make one).

But it plays 64 bit graphics games. like the ones on the N64. pretty good technology for something that size.

>:/ Bad! You should know by now that graphics don't make the game damnit. Gameplay, sound/music, ingenuity, plot all play roles just as important as graphics. In the case of Mario64 for the DS, the gameplay on the D=pad is shit, my friend has it, I played it for a while, damn it sucks.

At 12/30/04 05:51 PM, Proteas wrote: Sorry, I'd sooner abstain. As sexist as this sounds, I don't trust a woman when she says "Yes, I remembered to take the pill today."

Or when you're going to get laid and they say "I haven't done this in a long time" :\ it sorta kills the mood and the concept you had of them.

Women are devious creatures.

We all can be at times.

LadyGrace would like me to make a correction for her since she reached her posting quota for the moment.

LadyGraceNindalf (3:31:14 PM): At 12/30/04 06:25 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

shave our bodies

Share* wow... that's a bad typo. o_O

At 12/30/04 06:25 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Just because some of us would rather share sexual intercourse with someone we truly love and would want to shave our bodies with because we think sex is more than just a recreational thing you do with multiple partners, doesn't mean that we're "suppressing" ourselves.

Oh yeah... shaving mmmmm <3

At 12/30/04 05:41 PM, Soul_Crash wrote: DONT FORGET ABOUT BUSH!

god didnt created this world, thats obious, thats why its not perfect. if not, we wouldnt have dinosaur remainings

Perfect example... of stupidity. -.- Forgive my rudeness but this argument just... it's not even an argument :\ well it is, but it's not valid, the premises don't support the conclusion in the least.

At 12/27/04 01:09 AM, darkmage8 wrote:

At 12/27/04 01:03 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Perhaps philosophers would point to God, however, I would point to stupidity.

That's a nice way to sum it up. I wish it could be left at that. But there are too many people that are will to explain how stupidity = following religion = different beliefs = conflict = war= ...well you get the picture.

I like your way better. XD

Well thanks. It's easy to say following religion is stupid, but it's near impossible to prove it, however, it is very possible to prove how following a religion (like say the Christian religion) would be wise, if you're good to your fellow man, respect your parents, don't kill, don't lie, don't steal, etc...

If someone said that following a religion is stupid and that it leads to conflic and different beliefs that is only because the interpreters of the religion are stupid and misinterpret the word of that religion. The christian doctrine does not encourage violence, ever, it actually encourages you to turn the other cheek instead of getting revenge. Furthermore it doesn't encourage anyone to force their beliefs on someone else, instead it encourages you to try and guide them if they wish to join, but never force them because it would have been wiser to just leave them alone in the first place. So you see? All of those conflicts over beliefs, they stem from inhert stupidity and misinterpretation of the word.

Hm :\ great now I sound all "holier than thou"-ish.