This idea is stupid and means racist, sexist and just plan messed up flashes will get onto Newgrounds. At least on clock day you do get a good amount of good flashes unlike today when the kitty krew have turned out enough rubbish to make a dung heap that is able to be seen from space. If you want to go for 400,000 submissions do it with stuff that is worth a place here and not with flashes of filled with cruel drawings of a cat spinning round and round.

STOP IT!!!!!!

To ones knowledge all who can speak in a jolly spiffing way are more than welcome. If you can be civil sit down and Jeeves shall bring you some tea and a crumpet or two.

One has got over ones shock of England winning in the football. One still hopes that we can still retain our well earned championship in the rugger, but fear that we won't manage it this time.

This idea, would be good if...and I mean it when I say it..if the 400,000 were good flashes that had a rightful place in NG. The idea of filling the portal with a load of rubbish from groups like the kitty krew. Go for 400,000 but make it worth it.

At 8/13/07 07:27 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 8/13/07 06:52 AM, EnglishPhantom wrote: I say how do you chaps rate our chances in the cricket?

Who are we against?

India. We managed to draw the last test, but lost the series. Oh well we still have the rugger to keep us happy.

At 8/12/07 01:22 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote:

At 8/12/07 11:28 AM, tony4moroney wrote: wait you guys have a club? and it's called 'gentlemen' no less..

It's open to anyone and everyone as long as they are willing to discuss all things English, British and to put on a spiffing accent.

Indeed! All dates back from the good old days of A Very English Post and that chap called Joxa. Still much tea has been drunk since those days.
I say how do you chaps rate our chances in the cricket?

At 8/3/07 06:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well you've still got a butler, haven't you?!

Yes, but that traitor to Englishness is taken one to the court of human rights. It is rather bad form is you ask me, but one has a spiffing over-paid, over-weight lawyer to get one off the hook.

I say, have any of you chaps been suffering with our rather wet start to summer?

At 8/2/07 06:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: Case in point, this is more World of Warcraft induced :P

Thats beside the point old bean. The point is one is know awake again...for a change and is in need of a vast amount of tea and biscuits.

I say chaps would you mind awfully keeping the noise down. You have just woke one up from ones brandy induced dreaming.

Jeeves! Get me another case of brandy, theres a good chap.

At 6/21/06 07:50 PM, Leap wrote: Greetings all! tis the Leapster here!

One has been trying to exercise ones very English right to make gunpowder but one is having difficulty in aquiring the required ingrident potassiom nitrate, however one has easy access to silver nitrate so one will still be able to blow some shit up.

How are things?

Good gravy old bean where have you been? Good to see you back, but one can't really say much as one hasn't been here lately.
Things from what one can tell aren't so bad. I have seen the standard moron responce message in sometime.

At 5/13/06 07:31 PM, Lord_Kensington wrote: what ho my fellow gents, one has just returned from a radiohead concert, and as it is past midnight one has now reached the age of 20!

All in all it has been a simply corking day

Ah spiffing. Happy Birthday old bean, right then chaps time to get the drinks in. Can't have a party without raising a glass....or two.

At 5/7/06 03:51 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Have any of you chaps heard the UK entry for Eurovision?

One has not old bean. *Turns on wireless....and turns off rather quickly* One hopes to never heard again. That makes ones sing seem spiffing. If one really cared about eurovision then one would say that we go on and sing something like "Land of hope and glory".

At 5/1/06 11:37 AM, Burnzoid wrote: But i'm no riff-raff. I'm an inteligent upper class male who likes to smoke the odd spliff or two.

One would like to point out that the use and abuse of drugs is not wise. Right now where was one.....oh yes Jeeves, pass one bottle of brandy over one has some work to do.

*takes out a rather oversized glass and empties the bottle*

Ah much better. As for the spliff old bean it is legal if you don't get court.

At 4/18/06 11:56 AM, WastedWizard wrote: It's weird to think that someone from NG lives so near to me.

One believes that there are about four or five chaps from the midlands on this topic. I one think most of them are in the west midlands ((the better side, even if we are near to wales)).

Ok chaps chaps next question as we have covered hats and tea, we can move onto your choice of hunting weapon. One would have to go with a classic Lee-enfield.

At 4/13/06 04:09 PM, elkrobber wrote: My gentlemen, what is your opinion on hats?

Personally, one likes a nice theodore, or whatever that hat the yanks wear is called, or a top hat or formal occasions.

One would also go with a top hat. The only trouble thatone finds is when one is in London, then one can't where it when on the underground without crushing it.

At 4/9/06 02:15 PM, Leonardo_Da_Finchy wrote:

At 4/9/06 08:39 AM, EnglishPhantom wrote:

I may be french but still, you can't beat it.

A Frenchy? By the name of EnglishPhantom? I do believe we have a spy in our midst.

That my friend is what one believes is called a spell error. One is English and proud of it, only the brandy is french. One has been living in this great country for 21 years now and one is proud of it. *Stand, salutes and starts humming God save the Queen*

At 4/8/06 01:42 PM, GrandSmith wrote:

At 4/6/06 02:47 PM, Leonardo_Da_Finchy wrote:

I would rather partake of an alcoholic beverage, myself. I do enjoy a glass of wine, and I am quite fond of sherry. Pray tell, gentlemen, what are your views on such drinks?

One is more of a Brandy drinker. I may be french but still, you can't beat it. That or of course Banks's Bitter, a really English drink.

At 4/6/06 11:42 AM, Coop83 wrote: One bought one years ago, and one still smokes it today. (Even though we had the issue regarding EnglishPhantom's flame retarant incident, about one year ago.)

I say that wasn't a year ago old bean. Was only a month maybe two at the most ago. Anyone one has worked out tht sleeping in ones arm chair with a lit piper is a rather bad mix.
Anyway old bean why are you still sober, tis the 7th of April after all.

At 3/27/06 11:51 AM, Leonardo_Da_Finchy wrote: One doesn't much care for Earl Grey oneself, as one finds Yorkshire Tea to One's Taste. Speaking of Yorkshire...

Yorkshire tea old bean. You can't grow tea on them there moors. PG tips is the only way in ones view.

One does believe Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding to be the Most British Meal of all, though One must state that rice pudding cannot be very British, as the rice must come from abroad.

Not to fear one got a lot of rice out when we were still keeping an eye on the places.

:One's favourite dish is the meatloaf prepared by one's grandmother. For afters one enjoys an apple crumble.

I say Meatloaf, isn't that an american dishes? Give one a fine steak any day....not cooked well done...medium at most and one wants fat chips, not the thin peices of string. As for the crumble one has to agree and nice English sweet.

The gentlemens clubs begins to smell like burning cloth and a small amount of smoke seems to be appearing from a high back chair infront of the fire. The chaps look round the chair to find EnglishPhantom asleep in the chair with his trouser leg on fire after dropping his cigar. Engllish begins to wake up

I say tis rather warmer here. *he looks down at his leg* JEEVES! get the fire kit you fool. *Jeeves hurries away and returns with a crumpet on a toasting fork* No not that one, but you can leave it here now. Get some sand or something before one becomes over done. *Sarts toasting crumpet*
Right then chaps now where have we got to in our round the world in 80 decades? *Jeeves returns and puts the fire out*

At 1/13/06 12:35 PM, -Icyflamez- wrote: Ugh I hate the typical old brittish accent. Damn they ruined my internet rep.

I say old chap move along please, your poor breeding has given me the fear.

At 1/7/06 05:32 AM, the_pope wrote: ahh, so your manservant is the famous jeeves? Splendid! My manservant, Hibbsworth, speaks very highly of him.

It maybe another manservant of whom Hibbsworth speaks. One can never remember there names so they all become Jeeves. Makes it much easier and one can then think about more important things....like the stock of brandy.

At 1/6/06 10:03 AM, the_pope wrote:

So does English Phantom, my brother. He uses a sabre, what about yourself?

I am more of a foilist, sabre is a little to quick for my taste.

Well at the start it is very quick. Both almost charge out to get the right of attack. The speed isn't really the problem, more the collection of redlines you gather on arms and hands. Jeeves does get rather cross if one bleeds on ones jacket.

At 12/29/05 06:47 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Are Jaffa cakes considered cakes or bisuits?

Jaffa cakes are cakes even if they are placed with the biscuits. The fact is that biscuits are hard when free and soft when stale. Cakes are soft when free and hard when stale.

At 12/22/05 11:46 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: You cad! You ruined my culpture! I was going t ente rthat into the turner prize when we got back. Now I'll have to start all over again...unless I can think up away to bring the duck shaped hole into the piece with a clever peice of bullshitting....hmmm.

Or we could just let it go and have a drink....after all tis the season. We might be in a tardis, but still that doesn't mean we can't have a good old English crimbo.

One is present as well and for a change sober. *Looks round* I say where are we? *Has a drink of brandy.* Ah yes now one remembers.

At 12/13/05 10:50 AM, Coop83 wrote: well crumpets are all well and good, but we really should try something a little more persuasive. Try scones.

Make sure you give them a choice of butter, cream, or jam as well. If that doesn't work nothign will.

At 12/8/05 07:08 PM, Mr_Blue_Sky wrote: One totally forgot as of midnight 8 minutes ago I'm 18 years young so happy birthday to one.

Happy Birthday old bean. Have a brandy. *fades from the grassy knoll and appears in the tardis with rifle now aimmed at Britishmoose.* Oh sorry old bean didn't see you there. I say you don't look to well. What have you been doing to yourself?

At 12/7/05 06:04 PM, Mr_Blue_Sky wrote: Would you gentlemen be terribly annoyed if i told you I stopped another famous assination because Lee Harvey Oswald just fell out of the window. once is a mistake two is just plain bad luck.

Ah not to fear old bean, one has a good view from here on the grassy noll and one always carries a rifle with one. *Gets out rifle and takes aim.* And they said I was mad carrying this with me.

At 12/6/05 03:46 PM, psykolord wrote: Also, I haven't seen that many terrible flashes come through the portal, but it still gets on my nerves when I view a flash that was smuggled through due to the efforts of rogue groups who seem concerned only with getting inferior flash into the Portal! > : (

Yes the clocks, locks, glocks and others are a really pain when trying to keep the portal clear of shit flashes.
Most give up voting fairly on clockday and it becomes more "I want the points, so let the flashes in."

At 12/6/05 06:23 PM, Mr_Blue_Sky wrote: I say old chap how did you know that. Thats genious this means I can ask him the time and date, good thinking.

Sounds to one that your in Dallas......this callls for only one thing, drink along with Dallas. *Appears on the grassy noll.* I say what happened then....oh well one can get a good view from here.